Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[finbarr]

thats a good saving should last you years my mate has an old 2200 trek and hes had it for 12 years . Ive always liked trek bikes they seem to last

I'm not sure about Colnago but Trek and Cannondale frames also come with a lifetime warranty. My mate works at Bicycle Express, and he was telling me some guy recently came in with a Cannondale bike he bought in 1999 that had a tiny crack in the frame just near the head stem. He got a brand new Cannondale for nothing.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You heading to see them in Newtown, Dingle?

I would like that very much boomer.

 

[Stromageddon]

Big Footy is like Chinese whispers.By the time the story is finished .There is no similarity whatsoever to when the story began.

I had a Chinese mate back in primary school who got to give himself an English name. I think his real name was like Wutang or something, but he chose Velociraptor, which, as a 7 year old, is the tightest folking shit you ever saw. The only other nomenclatural competition within the yard was this one boy named Blaze, which, let's face it, is a pretty ****ing cool name. Unfortunately it was wasted on some pauper who needed glasses but couldn't really afford them. He had a pair, but one of the lenses was broken, so he wore an eye-patch, which he made from red or yellow cellophane. One of the parents complained he was wasting valuable school resources, and therefore his tax money which he earned and we, a bunch of twenty 7 and 8 year olds, were subsequently given an economic lesson in class so we could better understand this argument. We didn't really understand, but we pretended to, because our teacher was a menopausal bitch. Yes, she also gave us a lesson on periods, pregnancy and menopause. One of the other boys in the class freaked the freak out because he wasn't bleeding from his penis. One of the other boys explained to this boy, James, that he needed to undergo some sort of psuedo-circumsions for the bleeding to begin. James bought this and cut off the very tip of his foreskin with a pair of scissors.

 

[Doctor Feel]

When I was younger I always had Mongoose or Haro bikes. I was pretty spoilt in that regard as other kids got around on their ****ing Hoffys.

 

[Grave Danger]

http://www.bing.com/translator/

 

[bomberclifford]

I would like that very much boomer.

Have you been to the Newton Social Club before Dongle?
What's it like as a venue?

I'm thinking I might head to either the Sydney or Melbourne gig.
I don't really dig Fowlers as a venue here.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I went on the Internet and I found this.

 

[Dylan8]

'Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun' is one of my most cherished facebook pages.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Have you been to the Newton Social Club before Dongle?
What's it like as a venue?

I'm thinking I might head to either the Sydney or Melbourne gig.
I don't really dig Fowlers as a venue here.

I haven't man but it would have to be pretty shit to be worse than Fowlers.

I just checked the dates and I'm in Hawaii when Boris are in Sydney.

Poo.

 

[Jason K]

I had a Chinese mate back in primary school who got to give himself an English name. I think his real name was like Wutang or something, but he chose Velociraptor, which, as a 7 year old, is the tightest folking shit you ever saw. The only other nomenclatural competition within the yard was this one boy named Blaze, which, let's face it, is a pretty ******* cool name. Unfortunately it was wasted on some pauper who needed glasses but couldn't really afford them. He had a pair, but one of the lenses was broken, so he wore an eye-patch, which he made from red or yellow cellophane. One of the parents complained he was wasting valuable school resources, and therefore his tax money which he earned and we, a bunch of twenty 7 and 8 year olds, were subsequently given an economic lesson in class so we could better understand this argument. We didn't really understand, but we pretended to, because our teacher was a menopausal bitch. Yes, she also gave us a lesson on periods, pregnancy and menopause. One of the other boys in the class freaked the freak out because he wasn't bleeding from his penis. One of the other boys explained to this boy, James, that he needed to undergo some sort of psuedo-circumsions for the bleeding to begin. James bought this and cut off the very tip of his foreskin with a pair of scissors.

David Thorne-esque

 

[bomberclifford]

I haven't man but it would have to be pretty shit to be worse than Fowlers.

They're playing the Corner Hotel in Melbourne on the Saturday night.
Looks like I've got plenty of time to earn enough brownie points.

I just checked the dates and I'm in Hawaii when Boris are in Sydney.

Poo.

Hawaii? Ultraman world champs?

 

[Young Gun #6]

Go check out the Troy Chaplin curse Bay 13 thread (last page).

 

[Eddie Dingle]

They're playing the Corner Hotel in Melbourne on the Saturday night.
Looks like I've got plenty of time to earn enough brownie points.

That would be an amazing place to see them.

Hawaii? Ultraman world champs?

Yeah, that's it. Is that the grogdruggrogdruggrog triathloning championship you did last year?

 

[bomberclifford]

Yeah, that's it. Is that the grogdruggrogdruggrog triathloning championship you did last year?

Yes, but I did the team relay so no grog for me.

 

[tribey]

Go check out the Troy Chaplin curse Bay 13 thread (last page).

That's 2 minutes I'll never get back.

For future reference, if a Richmond fan ever sasses you on how their club is in any way to superior to ours, point out that in the last two seasons alone we've won more finals (2013-2014, 3) than they have since their last Grand Final appearance (1983-2014, 2).

Besides, they're Richmond.

 

[Young Gun #6]

That's 2 minutes I'll never get back.

For future reference, if a Richmond fan ever sasses you on how their club is in any way to superior to ours, point out that in the last two seasons alone we've won more finals (2013-2014, 3) than they have since their last Grand Final appearance (1983-2014, 2).

Besides, they're Richmond.

I get baited into replying to stupid people but in the end it just makes me look angry ha.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yes, but I did the team relay so no grog for me.

Ultimate team man you are.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That's 2 minutes I'll never get back.

For future reference, if a Richmond fan ever sasses you on how their club is in any way to superior to ours, point out that in the last two seasons alone we've won more finals (2013-2014, 3) than they have since their last Grand Final appearance (1983-2014, 2).

Besides, they're Richmond.

**** me if that's Bay 13 nowadays it's ****ed.

 

[Dylan8]

For future reference, if you're on the Bay and you find yourself in an argument, turn off your computer.

 

[Dalphonso]

David Thorne-esque

My Sister had a Boy in her year 8 High School class in Murray Bridge that was as dumb as dog shit.They had an exam and he sat next to a smart girl.He copied everything on her test page onto his.Including her name at the top of his page.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Arguing on the bay but is like mud wrestling with a pig. You get dirty, the pig has more fun than you and even if you win you're not a winner in any sense of the word.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Arguing on the bay but is like mud wrestling with a pig. You get dirty, the pig has more fun than you and even if you win you're not a winner in any sense of the word.

What's that saying about winning gold at the special Olympics?

 

[tribey]

Arguing on the bay but is like mud wrestling with a pig. You get dirty, the pig has more fun than you and even if you win you're not a winner in any sense of the word.

There are some sensational opportunities for comeuppance over the coming seasons, if only to give one an enormous sense of schadenfreude.

 

[El_Scorcho]

There are some sensational opportunities for comeuppance over the coming seasons, if only to give one an enormous sense of schadenfreude.

All the people who really have it coming to them will be nowhere no be seen if we win a flag though. Geoffa will probably hang around, but only to attribute our turnaround and subsequent premiership to 'Fages' and SANFL handouts and too many high draft choices or something equally ludicrous

Does subaru still post there?

This is bigfooty with Bart in the role of subaru

 

[tribey]

All the people who really have it coming to them will be nowhere no be seen if we win a flag though. Geoffa will probably hang around, but only to attribute our turnaround and subsequent premiership to 'Fages' and SANFL handouts and too many high draft choices or something equally ludicrous

Does subaru still post there?

This is bigfooty with Bart in the role of subaru

lol