Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Mmmm, delicious. I wonder if I can get a placenta smoothie from Boost Juice.

Only if it comes from "Brandee" the 140kg teen who didn't know she was pregnant.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I just googled, "activate your ******* almonds" and this came up.


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[ReformedTroll]

Only if it comes from "Brandee" the 140kg teen who didn't know she was pregnant.

To the Port Adelaide Board


I know this post will be deleted but please just give it a read first.


As many of you are aware an offensive troll post was made by me yesterday. I will not mention what it contained as I am too ashamed of what was posted. I am writing this as a result of some of the messages I read yesterday. Comments like “pathetic worm” and “disgusting excuse for a human being” have had a profound impact on me. The one comment about me receiving no empathy when my family suffers a tragedy also hit me, however I already know family tragedy and have received little. The word pathetic brings with it connotations of the lowest of the low, to the point of pity. That's exactly where I'd sunk. I had descended down to that level, disregarding all of the values that I had been taught growing up, just looking to bring others down to my level of unhappiness. Let me tell you a bit about myself.


I am an 18 year old university student that, up until halfway through last year, was a happy person. My grades consisted of entirely D's and HD's. My family life was happy. In short, everything was just hunky dory. However, as the saying goes, all good things come to an end. Halfway through last year my father's depression reached chronic levels. It had always been there, lying dormant, but none of us noticed the signs. It escalated rather quickly. He quit his last job because he was unhappy with the people he worked with. He quit the one before because he was unhappy there too. During the unemployment period he has had nothing to occupy his mind and as a result the depression has reached high levels.


The once happy man I knew who I idolised has turned into a shell of his former self. He speaks to us in a rude manner, especially my mother which tears me apart. She has been nothing but the perfect wife to him, most other women would have left him long ago. He speaks to me in a rude, dismissive tone no matter what I do. I do something nice for him and you'd think that he was doing me the favour. The worst part about all of this is not the depression itself. No, I can't blame him for that. The worst part is that he has not sought help when we have asked, begged and pleaded him to. He has turned on some of his oldest friends and they have no idea what has happened. Bottom line, I am already very unhappy.


I would like to apologise to all of you for the contents of my post. It was disgusting, offensive and heartless. I wanted to make others unhappy because I am unhappy. I wanted to feel better about myself and my circumstances by making others feel down. I am in no way justifying what was posted. It was disgusting and wrong. I am just giving you an insight into why I posted comments like that. If you see a troll on the internet, chances are they are a very unhappy or insecure person. I just wanted you all to know that I am not a heartless human being. I am just a worthless, unhappy one who is done trolling. I have thoroughly earned my Bigfooty ban. I am actually an Eagles fan and realise that I should have posted constructively, as I could have a lot to offer. I think its best I stay off forums for now and get my life back in order, maybe hang out with some real friends rather than hiding from my problems and venting on a computer screen.

 

[I Dont Care]

I don't even?

 

[Doctor Feel]

I don't even?

The sad fact is because of his actions you can't tell if he is serious or not, a ban is a ban and his post should be removed imo.

 

[I Dont Care]

The sad fact is because of his actions you can't tell if he is serious or not, a ban is a ban and his post should be removed imo.

There are a lot of words for a troll post, but yeah

 

[bomberclifford]

The sad fact is because of his actions you can't tell if he is serious or not, a ban is a ban and his post should be removed imo.

Yep. Reads a bit too much like bait to me.

 

[ReformedTroll]

The sad fact is because of his actions you can't tell if he is serious or not, a ban is a ban and his post should be removed imo.

I have accepted the ban and will be gone after this account. I just felt compelled to apologize, I feel that you should not suffer due to my unhappiness. Think of me what you will. Good luck to you all.

 

[Dylan8]

Definitely bait

 

[StuMan]

The sad fact is because of his actions you can't tell if he is serious or not, a ban is a ban and his post should be removed imo.

Yeah, I don't know what was originally posted, but the response it got and even his words now make me think it was horrendous. So I'd have to agree with you. Bait or not.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Definitely bait

 

[tribey]

Dear Port Board,

Last week I went to Yamaha Pitmans Marine to buy a jetski. Not because I like jetskis but because I like the idea of jetskis. Anyway as I was standing there getting written up for the jetski I changed my mind after thinking about riding the jetski.

A wave of guilt came over me as Darren the middle-aged salesman had put in a lot of work buttering me up and probably receives a commission I'm not sure how these things work. Darren didnt deserve this. By the look of him he probably had child support payments to make and the new school year had just started these things aren't cheap. A wave of guilt came over me as I thought of mum buying So Good instead of real milk because she believed the old wives tale that it increases mucous production, I shook my head at the irony she would one day become an old wife herself. I didn't even have the courage to apologise to "Daz" (he told me to call him that) I just walked out.

The other day I felt so down I fired up the laptop, came here, logged in as 'tribey' and replied to Dalphonso.

There i said it. I am sorry.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I did see what was posted.

GTFO troll.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Dear Port Board,

Last week I went to Yamaha Pitmans Marine to buy a jetski. Not because I like jetskis but because I like the idea of jetskis. Anyway as I was standing there getting written up for the jetski I changed my mind after thinking about riding the jetski.

A wave of guilt came over me as Darren the middle-aged salesman had put in a lot of work buttering me up and probably receives a commission I'm not sure how these things work. Darren didnt deserve this. By the look of him he probably had child support payments to make and the new school year had just started these things aren't cheap. A wave of guilt came over me as I thought of mum buying So Good instead of real milk because she believed the old wives tale that it increases mucous production, I shook my head at the irony she would one day become an old wife herself. I didn't even have the courage to apologise to "Daz" (he told me to call him that) I just walked out.

The other day I felt so down I fired up the laptop, came here, logged in as 'tribey' and replied to Dalphonso.

There i said it. I am sorry.

You spellded poort wrong.

 

[Dylan8]

The damage is done, 'tribey'. Heinous insults towards Tim Ginever and comments about how there's 'too many Asians' were thrown. His posting is all your fault.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Lucky me just got a PM from our mate. Apparently it was my post that made him see the error of his ways.

Think about this wee man. You crossed a ****ing line yesterday. You didn't go into a grey area you deliberately crossed a line so you could pull your little penis while reasonable people rightfully lost their shit. You had better stick to being an internet hero because when you cross lines in the real world there are people who will hurt you. Physically. And it doesn't matter how big you are or how tough you are there is always someone bigger and better ready to teach you a lesson.

Your dad isn't an excuse it's a cause and you still know right from wrong. I hope you learn before you get hurt. Badly.

 

[scottjr]

There was a time that Ben Cousins would have out ran the cops.. [emoji53]

 

[Phhht]

Play Fallout 1 and Jagged Alliance 2.

RPGs haven't really improved since then. Graphics maybe, but that's about it.

Be still my broken heart

 

[manureid]

You spend one day not looking at this thread....

 

[chiwigi]

I would dispute your clarified point (of course)

Obviously, anti-vax is a much worse pseudo-science than paleo.

I didn't say it was more dangerous, I said pseudo science is pseudo science and both are shite.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I didn't say it was more dangerous, I said pseudo science is pseudo science and both are shite.

Did I just witness a Pseudo Echo?

 

[chiwigi]

Did I just witness a Pseudo Echo?

Maybe, it cant be proven that you did or didn't or didn't.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Maybe, it cant be proven that you did or didn't or didn't.

You're a didn't.

 

[I Dont Care]

Did I just witness a Pseudo Echo?

In Funky Town?

 

[CrimsonRaven]

You spend one day not looking at this thread....

I've been on two RDO's and I still missed it.