Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[tribey]

If that self regulating function worked in my early 20s I would have looked like a pasty white Peter Andre.

And ran afoul of Danny Dyer with a coathanger

 

[Dylan8]

On the other hand, my body at 29 is so, so much better at regulating what I eat by making me feel like absolute garbage for even a slight over indulgence.

At 18 I was a bottomless pit. If that self regulating function worked in my early 20s I would have looked like a pasty white Peter Andre.

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[JimmyBeerCans]

The German Club, Adelaide, in April 1939, decorated to celebrate Hitler's 50th birthday.

*Kreepy huh

 

[SilenceOz]

Speaking of dieting and such, I remember when a few years back I hadn't eaten any fast food in over 6 months.

I had a large quarter pounder.

Afterwards I felt so bad, cold sweat, lethargic and my stomach felt like it was full of cement.

 

[Lagooner]

Yeah I made it to about 27 before I stopped being able to eat what I felt like with impunity, and that's better than average. Enjoy.

Going back 5 years I could demolish an entire party-size pepperoni special from the local pizza bar in one sitting with no repercussions. The other night I got reflux from eating a second bowl of spaghetti bolognese FFS.

It's easily the most annoying thing about ticking over 30 for me.

 

[PAFC66]

Does anyone still actually believe islamic terrorists caused 911? Oh boy

 

[Andre]

I'm at that age where I'm beginning to fear for my heart when I order three bacon & egg mcmuffins for afternoon tea. It's like in 2015 surely there's some over-the-counter thing you can buy that prevents your aorta from decorating itself with saturated fat if they can cure that fungal nail thing and have a dedicated wet-wipe for every occasion

Pfft. Bacon is a meal for any time of day and fine. Saturated fat is fine. Fear for ordering any grain based crap (it's just a coincidence switching from meals with saturated fat as fine to a grain based food pyramid corresponds to obesity levels through the roof ). That and the sugar in everything is the obesity trap. After going LCHF for the first time at 41 last summer, I really picked up how bloating and crap carbs make you feel when I had them again in the Autumn.

If only they weren't so farking tasty. Kids scored well on Halloween with all the candy, I felt so jealous of the ability to knock back so much sugar without feeling sick.

 

[Steve Dore]

....... It was the last straw in a series of posts about how she was vegan (they love telling you their vegan) ........

You've heard the old joke;

Q. How do you tell who is the vegan at a party?
A. Don't worry they will tell you.

 

[Lou Zyffer]

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Oh man, I only wish I was that buff.

 

[Concussion]

If it ain't worth watching on a proper display device, it ain't worth watching.

AV snob

 

[edgie]

AV snob

Just can't stand watching anything longer than a few minutes on a phone when there are proper sized screen nearby.

 

[edgie]

As far as diets go, I'm still trying to perfect my deep fried bacon in beer recipe.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Why do those carb deprived pale skinned stick figure campaigners talk about their diet so much

 

[chiwigi]

Facebook's most useful feature is finding out which of your casual acquaintances are racist.

A crazy amount.

 

[chiwigi]

I'm at that age where I'm beginning to fear for my heart when I order three bacon & egg mcmuffins for afternoon tea. It's like in 2015 surely there's some over-the-counter thing you can buy that prevents your aorta from decorating itself with saturated fat if they can cure that fungal nail thing and have a dedicated wet-wipe for every occasion

You're gonna die of something, may as well be overindulgence and happiness.

 

[chiwigi]

If it ain't worth watching on a proper display device, it ain't worth watching.

I'm NOT BITING .

 

[Jonts]

Doing only water as my only liquid at the moment will do so for two months

Easiest way to lose 5kg and look that bit more trim for a big event

Ie a wedding

 

[PepeSilvia]

Doing only water as my only liquid at the moment will do so for two months

Easiest way to lose 5kg and look that bit more trim for a big event

Ie a wedding

But beer?

 

[elsler]

But beer?

made with water so fine

 

[LukeSA]

Doing only water as my only liquid at the moment will do so for two months

Easiest way to lose 5kg and look that bit more trim for a big event

Ie a wedding

Easiest way to lose weight is gastro, wont bore you with details but last time i had it i lost about 8kg because i lost my appetite for about a fortnight.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Tiz true though if ya belt is tighter than usual drink nothing but water and black tea, coffee & **** off white bread for a few weeks.

 

[chiwigi]

**** this diet talk shit, talk about conditioned drones. I'm done here until the footy starts!

See you all in January.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

**** this diet talk shit, talk about conditioned drones. I'm done here until the footy starts!

See you all in January.

later fatso

 

[Phhht]

I prefer Beef Bacon, Chicken Bacon, Lamb Bacon, Goat Bacon, ect ect

Newsflash....latest studies show bacon directly linked to dsyelxai

 

[Lou Zyffer]

As far as diets go, I'm still trying to perfect my deep fried bacon in beer recipe.

Mate you can't fry in beer fullstop. But... you 'can' fry beer battered bacon.