Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Power Girl]

If I have a kid I hope he/she is a musician, no WADA issues

No because there are no illegal drugs in music

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

No because there are no illegal drugs in music

Plenty of drugs, no testing.. ya feel me

 

[Dylan8]

Taking drugs is sport in music

 

[Powerstufff]

Tom ‏@tomcashgent Jan 16
So much yoga seems like someone pushed you over but you made it look cool at the last second.

 

[Powerstufff]

Nothing quite like transferring all your shit onto your kids. I highly recommend it

And then just like in 2/3 of comedies your obsessiveness and yelling finds you coaching. You do the same but wear a club jacket for 4 years.

My son used to hang around so he could be a fill in for the older teams if they were short because they could play real footy.

FWIW I've seen Jimmy Toumpas do that for the club I was coaching at when he played the earlier part of his juniors.

This year is the year. He is already in pre-season (on the oval with me)!!! Excited.

Nostalgia for me. Great times. Of course the physicality increases with the age levels, stronger chill pills required.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I'm going to be that real difficult parent who's always interfering and knows better than the coach.

 

[tribey]

Tom ‏@tomcashgent Jan 16
So much yoga seems like someone pushed you over but you made it look cool at the last second.

These pasted tweets are beginning to make me miss Pete's memes.

 

[Powerstufff]

These pasted tweets are beginning to make me miss Pete's memes.

Pete's memes?

 

[Powerstufff]

I'm going to be that real difficult parent who's always interfering and knows better than the coach.

Assistant coach or team manager job coming up. Avoid the latter, less pressure to make the start of training but you have to roster families for the BBQ.

 

[SteppingTiger]

I have 3 daughters, so netball it is at the moment.

Reminding your child that she can get in the goal semi circle and be an option for the other player tends to bring out a full strength "GET IN THERE!!!!!"

Have to remember they are only 8 sometimes....

 

[manureid]

I have 3 daughters, so netball it is at the moment.

Reminding your child that she can get in the goal semi circle and be an option for the other player tends to bring out a full strength "GET IN THERE!!!!!"

Have to remember they are only 8 sometimes....

My son has played summer netball this off season. Stays sharp and hangs out with loads of girls. Smart bugger.

 

[Power Girl]

I'm going to be that real difficult parent who's always interfering and knows better than the coach.

then they will make you the coach. Then you will have to pick up half the team, never allowed a training or game day off and have to make the impossible speeches about how little Barry shows lots of consistency (aka completely crap at footy) and he is developing.

 

[Dylan8]

These pasted tweets are beginning to make me miss Pete's memes.

He peaked at How Many Turds

A sequel to that is the only way to revive that dead memer's career imo.

 

[manureid]

then they will make you the coach. Then you will have to pick up half the team, never allowed a training or game day off and have to make the impossible speeches about how little Barry shows lots of consistency (aka completely crap at footy) and he is developing.

These make me laugh.
What was said: Little Barry is really improving and making sure he is part of team.
What happened: Little Barry turned up today and didnt spend the whole game picking his nose.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

then they will make you the coach. Then you will have to pick up half the team, never allowed a training or game day off and have to make the impossible speeches about how little Barry shows lots of consistency (aka completely crap at footy) and he is developing.

I wasn't actually serious... I will obviously help out where I can but coaching isn't on the agenda..

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I wasn't actually serious... I will obviously help out where I can but coaching isn't on the agenda..

Yea & they'd have to throw a big dawg like you a fair bit of coin to consider it

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Yea & they'd have to throw a big dawg like you a fair bit of coin to consider it

Correct weight.

 

[ozph1870]

I'm going to be that real difficult parent who's always interfering and knows better than the coach.

call them all campaigners and dont apologise. thats just to the other kids..

 

[LukeSA]

God ****ing dammit, i loathe having to help people move house, not only does the person i have to help suffers mildly from hoarding, they happened to have an operation on their ankle last week and now cannot help.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

God ******* dammit, i loathe having to help people move house, not only does the person i have to help suffers mildly from hoarding, they happened to have an operation on their ankle last week and now cannot help.

Stop buying utes you dumb arse.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

God ******* dammit, i loathe having to help people move house, not only does the person i have to help suffers mildly from hoarding, they happened to have an operation on their ankle last week and now cannot help.

Drop the fridge on the other ankle

 

[Eddie Dingle]

If I have a kid it will be like that whiney milquetoast in the Steve Martin comedy classic(?) Parenthood.

I've always explained you to my wife that way.

She says she would like to meet you.

I tell her she will only be disappointed like I was.

 

[Contested Marx]

If I have kids and they suck at sports I'm going to consider my life a complete failure

No way. I look at all our friends and laugh at how they spend their weekends (and weeknights) running their children to and fro.

 

[Dylan8]

No way. I look at all our friends and laugh at how they spend their weekends (and weeknights) running their children to and fro.

Yes but your kids will never achieve greatness in the only field that matters (sports).

 

[Portia]

Yes but your kids will never achieve greatness in the only field that matters (sports).

I think you mean sitcoms.

I like Port, but come on.