Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Magpiespower]

Rocked up to the wrong cinema to see Spotlight, my coffee tastes like boiled public toilet water and you apparently can't buy a sultana muffin anywhere in this bastard shopping centre.

Plus, I've still got the evening shift with the usual gang of miserable campaigners to look forward to.

F&%K YOU, FRIDAY!!!

 

[Dylan8]

Still a better story than twilight.

Ban yourself

 

[Doctor Feel]

Rocked up to the wrong cinema to see Spotlight, my coffee tastes like boiled public toilet water and you apparently can't buy a sultana muffin anywhere in this bastard shopping centre.

Plus, I've still got the evening shift with the usual gang of miserable campaigners to look forward to.

F&%K YOU, FRIDAY!!!

That's what you get for going to see spotlight

 

[diegodcg]

From the wonderful album "The unbearable lightness of being a dickhead"

That's a TISM-like album title. Haha

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That's a TISM-like album title. Haha

The album is up on youtube man so you should take a listen.

It's very Australian and very good.

Released on a great label too... https://www.discogs.com/label/140661-Zombie-Penis-Death

It has my favourite song of all time on it. The 1992 WS Cox Plate.

Here comes Super.

 

[Magpiespower]

That's what you get for going to see spotlight

Got a bunch of $11 tickets from Hoyts. Ah, f@%k it, I'm just gonna see Star Wars again...

 

[manureid]

Got a bunch of $11 tickets from Hoyts. Ah, f@%k it, I'm just gonna see Star Wars again...

Deadpool!

 

[Steve Dore]

Deadpool!

Deadpool and Man U

 

[manureid]

Deadpool and Man U

Had seen this... was great!

 

[edgie]

Got told Ghostbusters trailer features same sombre rendition of the classic theme music played on a single piano, like every other ****ing trailer of every other modern sequel of a classic franchise (Star Wars, Jurassic World). That's all I need to hear.

Movie studious just can't make an awesome trailer like they used to.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Got told Ghostbusters trailer features same sombre rendition of the classic theme music played on a single piano, like every other ******* trailer of every other modern sequel of a classic franchise (Star Wars, Jurassic World). That's all I need to hear.

Movie studious just can't make an awesome trailer like they used to.

Piano plus inception horn.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Piano plus inception horn.

Organ = Erection horn

 

[Chrizzt]

Already removed from wiki...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Already removed from wiki...

That's funny.

 

[Magpiespower]

Deadpool!

Saw it on opening weekend. Liked it but once was enough for me. Midnight Special is the one I'm hanging out for...

 

[Doctor Feel]

I totally just misheard lleyton hewitt on his swisse ad.

Instead of "ever since I can remember, I've had a tennis raquet in my hand"

I heard:

"Ever since I grew a member, I've had a tennis raquet in my hand."

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I totally just misheard lleyton hewitt on his swisse ad.

Instead of "ever since I can remember, I've had a tennis raquet in my hand"

I heard:

"Ever since I grew a member, I've had a tennis raquet in my hand."

Dumb ****.

He is an customer not an member.

 

[Contested Marx]

Already removed from wiki...

Wikipedia is over regulated.

Every edit I've ever made has been deleted almost instantly.

From putting a "not to be confused with Ryan Adams" on the Bryan Adams page (as it was vice versa on Ryan's) to putting Steve Smith's nickname as "Piggy" (which is what I call him).

All my good work undone.

 

[edgie]

I would have though the Ryan Adams line was highly informative and helpful

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I would have though the Ryan Adams line was highly informative and helpful

Yeah because I had him mixed up with Taylor Swift for a bit there and then I remembered Summer of 69 wasn't on 1989.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Anyone know a decent (reasonable value + cheap) photo printing place?

 

[I Dont Care]

People ask me why I never find a place to stop and settle

DOWN DOWN DOWN

DEEPER AND DOWN

 

[Janus]

They were warned repeatedly and yet they still made the movie. Most obvious flop since the Total Recall remake.

They don't even know why the first two were successful. The magic of Ghostbusters was that the four scientists were obviously screwups at doing anything else other than studying paranormal activity - they were flying by the seat of their pants most of the time because their field of expertise was so experimental.



In the new one, you won't get scenes like this, because hey, one of the scientists just happens to be a quantum physicist, another just happens to be a nuclear engineer etc. We don't need explanations as to how they created the proton packs or the containment fields etc...we just need to know why it's a bad thing that Captain Dickless shuts down the power.

In short, it doesn't suck cause they are female. It sucks because the movie is going to be ****ing shit.

 

[Portia]

What the **** trailer did you watch Janus, was it this one?



Because how did you get any of your spew from that?

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I totally just misheard lleyton hewitt on his swisse ad.

Instead of "ever since I can remember, I've had a tennis raquet in my hand"

I heard:

"Ever since I grew a member, I've made a racket with my hand."

FTFY