Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Changaneen]

My internet i tell you what.

 

[Changaneen]

My favourite.

 

[Changaneen]

 

[spookism]

"Kick a Guelph" doesn't have quite the same ring to it...

Failed states of Australia

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Right on the border of Nuyt and Flinders...

 

[Changaneen]

 

[spookism]

Just watching the replay of the game. Saw Hamish and his scuffle, I know understand some of the context of the title of this thread.

 

[Changaneen]

You blokes on here. Play this for your lady. No excuses. And make sure she hears it. I don't care how young, or old you are. Play it for your lady.

 

[Changaneen]

Then there's this, separate the two Ask your parents. ( grandparents) ( Ford ) REH might understand. Maybe tribey

 

[Changaneen]

 

[Changaneen]

Didnt we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor.

 

[Steve Dore]

I'm Cortana. Ask me anything.

 

[Steve Dore]

...... Hope you're not in a sheared room. .......

Aren't the sheared rooms reserved for New Zealanders?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm fairly sure Portia got to sleep shortly after reading the drivel that followed her post.

 

[Dylan8]

There's an alternate universe where De Gea left United in the summer and they're currently in the relegation zone.

 

[chiwigi]

Wife On A Spit.

You know how we get these rotisserie from Bunnings or wherever these days. Fire your charcoal up and stick the animal through the spit. Its easy, you get crackling from pork and all that and its tasty..

What if i stuck my wife on the spit, slowly cooked her, with an apple in her mouth, hoping that her skin turned out like crackling, do you think i'd be done for murder? I'm just trying to feed my family . I'm sure she'd understand

I wouldn't do that to her, she looks after me like you wouldn't believe. She's an amazing woman..........but god i bet her crackling tastes good.


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I've spit roasted an ex girlfriend. But I think that was different

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I really want this to be the "yes we ken beat ten men" thread.

Or maybe the Random Thoughts thread.

Controversial I know.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

There's an alternate universe where De Gea left United in the summer and they're currently in the relegation zone.

They are amusing.

I'll give them that.

Manure ID must have some serious sand at the minute.

 

[manureid]

They are amusing.

I'll give them that.

Manure ID must have some serious sand at the minute.

At least tag me properly ya campaigner!!

 

[manureid]

I've spit roasted an ex girlfriend. But I think that was different

Or PB is using some subtle but confusing method of asking if he should to that??

 

[Byrons Firen]

Probably off topic (if thats possible here) this article amused me. Waleed Aly's interview with Warnie
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainm...er-the-project-interview-20160311-gng4xp.html
Easy Shane Iwouldn't be having a battle of wits with Waleed if I were you.
Your only 1/2 prepared.

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

The guy is an arrogant flog. He constantly talks down to people when he interviews them. As much as Warne is a twat, I agree with him.

 

[Dylan8]

Waleed is a boss

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Waleed is awfffffffffffffffful

 

[manureid]

Who the fook is Waleed?

 

[Steve Dore]

Who the fook is Waleed?

Good mate of Andrew Bolt