Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Steve Dore]

Can you imagine the humidity when all that water evaporated and the sea level went back to pre-flood level.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Can you imagine the humidity when all that water evaporated and the sea level went back to pre-flood level.

Noah would have had the worst case of swamp crotch ever created by god.

 

[SteppingTiger]

Can you imagine the humidity when all that water evaporated and the sea level went back to pre-flood level.

Yep, Noah's wife invented the hair straightener after that when her hair kept getting frizzy

 

[edgie]

I do believe Jesus invented the hair straightener, but not before creating the worlds first and only osmosis winemarking hand tool.

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[Steve Dore]

I just saw a bit of the National Party's promo video, For Regional Australia, on the ABC news. I reckon you can sing it to the same tune as the old Tip Top bread ad or maybe the old Meadow Lea marg ad.

"We need a country voice in Canberra, we need a country voice that's strong.
We need the voice of The Nationals.
They've been fighting for the country all along, they've been fighting for the country all along."

 

[Steve Dore]

I do believe Jesus invented the hair straightener, but not before creating the worlds first and only osmosis winemarking hand tool.

I have it on good authority that when he used that device to convert water into wine the resulting wine was non-alcoholic.

 

[Lagooner]

I have it on good authority that when he used that device to convert water into wine the resulting wine was non-alcoholic.

Probably why they crucified the poor chap.

 

[finbarr]

 

[edgie]

Probably why they crucified the poor chap.

False advertising was harshly dealt with back then





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[Contested Marx]

I installed it this morning

Got "no gps / network error"

Uninstalled without even playing it

 

[Rising Power]

Yep, Noah's wife invented the hair straightener after that when her hair kept getting frizzy

You mean Joan of Arc?

 

[Grave Danger]

You mean Joan of Arc?

She couldn't cook to save her life...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just saw a bit of the National Party's promo video, For Regional Australia, on the ABC news. I reckon you can sing it to the same tune as the old Tip Top bread ad or maybe the old Meadow Lea marg ad.

"We need a country voice in Canberra, we need a country voice that's strong.
We need the voice of The Nationals.
They've been fighting for the country all along, they've been fighting for the country all along."

Remember when you sang along with the Tip Top ad,

"Gooooooooooooood on ya mum dads up ya bum good on ya mum"?

I didn't as I was too mature but I know kids that did.

Rapscallions, all of them.

 

[Dylan8]

Remember when you sang along with the Tip Top ad,

"Gooooooooooooood on ya mum dads up ya bum good on ya mum"?

I didn't as I was too mature but I know kids that did.

Rapscallions, all of them.

You got the last laugh as none of those kids know how to negative gear

 

[edgie]

Lol at the house prices in The Castle!

 

[Contested Marx]

Funny with the greyhound ban in nsw, my first thought was would Darrell Kerrigan be worried

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Haha the Sun in 1979 v 2016 on a female PM for the UK.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

 

[Steve Dore]

Lol at the house prices in The Castle!

http://www.domain.com.au/news/house-from-the-castle-faces-demolition-20160630-gpw1nf/

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/vi...e/news-story/49442636c32d1b0a790de7b882b1ccdf

THE Melbourne house famous for its role in The Castle could be saved from demolition by its “social significance”.

 

[Kingfish73]

Wait to end - classic. Note, end will clarify this is not racist....

 

[*PAF]

Having a continental breakfast outside, of coffee and the thing that is shunned nowadays , and it's freezing.
24 fricken degrees. Stupid Mexican weather.

 

[Contested Marx]

Fahrenheit, presumably?

 

[Steve Dore]

Fahrenheit, presumably?

*PAF is a bit further north than Canberra.

 

[Papa G]

Wait to end - classic. Note, end will clarify this is not racist....

This is classic. Has been a joke around our office for a while.

 

[Steve Dore]

16 year old social media entrepreneur tells Lateline that every birthday he worries about feeling too old for his social media-led tech business.

His latest app is called "Flogg"