Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

[JimmyBeerCans]

Because food safety is gender specific?

Keep it fresh cupcake

 

[Lagooner]

Calling it the "Tupperware Cupboard" gives it more credence than it deserves. It's usually the cupboard furthest away from the functional centre of the kitchen and is most likely only ever opened for a fraction of a second while random plastic shit is thrown in before the door quickly closes so as not to create a cascade of mismatched containers and their ill-fitting lids.

Mrs Bomber is a hoarder. She keeps everything. Even when all practical use has been diminished from an item. I on the other hand am a purger. That lid is slightly too difficult to get a good seal? Ditch it. Tiny crack in the bottom of the container? Out with the rest of the garbage. I ain't got no time for no dysfunctional plasticware.

As you can see, it's a hotbed of intensity only rivalled by border disputes in the Gaza Strip.

I love a good purge.

One of the only good things about moving house often (9 times in 10 years) is the traditional purge associated with it. I just love getting rid of shit I don't need.

 

[bomberclifford]

Blokes rabbiting on about Tupperware never thought I'd see the day.

I'd burn the lot of it if I had my way. Give me Pyrex™ or give me death!

 

[bomberclifford]

One of the only good things about moving house often (9 times in 10 years) is the traditional purge associated with it. I just love getting rid of shit I don't need.

I'm ruthless. I'll get rid of shit that I actually want to keep just to feel that sweet pain of the purge.

 

[edgie]

Neither of us is ever wrong. Makes for some doozy arguments but it also seems to make it work.

We often joke that if we ever split it will be over one of three things: the stacking of the dishwasher, the chaos of the tupperware cupboard or the correct method of cooking rice.

Oh god not the tupperware cupboard! So it isn't just me!

 

[Arthur Dunger]

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

 

[Lagooner]

I'm ruthless. I'll get rid of shit that I actually want to keep just to feel that sweet pain of the purge.

I don't know what it is but there is just something really cathartic about it.

#runninglean

 

[edgie]

Blokes rabbiting on about Tupperware never thought I'd see the day.

Did you just assume our genders?

 

[edgie]

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

To get to the other side?

 

[manureid]

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

Something about Seals and tightness.

 

[Papa G]

edgie getting to the Christmas Spirit.

 

[Steve Dore]

edgie getting to the Christmas Spirit.

I saw this on one of the morning shows on Saturday morning when I was out and about and immediately thought of edgie. IIRC the house is somewhere in Victoria though.

 

[Steve Dore]

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

 

[edgie]

Jeeze guys, I'm flattered, but let it be said that Thunderstruck is IMO AC/DC's most overrated song, and it is also very out of synch, things like sound engineering that changes mid song, overdubbed guitars, that ridiculous electrical sounding rhythm section... tis a pop song.

Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be is number 2. Good song, but how it has become a concert setlist staple played at every show I'll never know. The best thing to come out of the Axl thing is that he forced the band to mix up the show.

 

[xflamedancer]

The three things most likely to survive a nuclear exchange are rats, cockroaches and Tupperware.

 

[manureid]

The three things most likely to survive a nuclear exchange are rats, cockroaches and Tupperware.

So a cockroach inside a tupperware container is basically impervious to anything?

 

[Dylan8]

So a cockroach inside a tupperware container is basically impervious to anything?

No, but a rat inside a tupperware container inside a cockroach is.

 

[xflamedancer]

So a cockroach inside a tupperware container is basically impervious to anything?

Unless the rats eat the Tupperware, which happened to my wife's Tupperware before we were married. Rats (or mice) got into the Tupperware she had stored in her shed and ate a fairly large portion of it.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

Put a crumpet over the tupperware and not radiation would be able to penetrate to the tupperware but of course the rat would most likely eat the crumpet thus eliminating the force field.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

*granddaughter, Tarquin.

Memory like an elephant you campaigner.

 

[Dylan8]

Rogue One tickets for tomorrow booked bitcheeeessssss

 

[Lou Zyffer]

No, but a rat inside a tupperware container inside a cockroach is.

Jeez, and I thought the roaches in Qld were big. They're bigger than rats in Melbun!

 

[Dylan8]

Jeez, and I thought the roaches in Qld were big. They're bigger than rats in Melbun!

The rats by the bins outside at my work are built like the Geelong premiership sides. So obviously we're talking about giant roaches here.

 

[Steve Dore]

No, but a rat inside a tupperware container inside a cockroach is.

Is that you Franz?

 

[Doctor Feel]

The rats by the bins outside at my work are built like the Geelong premiership sides. So obviously we're talking about giant roaches here.

In the event of a nuclear holocaust, these already giant roaches would evolve into Radroaches. Easily the most pointless enemy any human can face in a dystopian future.