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The only chuggers I even acknowledge are the ones I can remotely believe might say hello or otherwise acknowledge my existence if they didn't want money from me
So none of them.
Actually maybe a few Anzac Day badge sellers now I think back
So none of them.
Actually maybe a few Anzac Day badge sellers now I think back
How much of my money do ya want dicklick! you want it all dontcha cocksmoke!
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Speaking of hawkers, lol.
My mates wife nearly got caught in a health and beauty product pyramid scheme. Some old friends from school messaged her on Facebook out of the blue asking if she could come to their place and give them some feedback and perspective on their business as a consumer. So thinking she was helping them out, she goes to their place and they ask her a stack of questions which were more in line with interview questions.
They then provide her with various pamphlets and books and products, saying for her to read the stuff and try out the products and then mail them back to them. Then they started pressuring her to invest 30,000 into their business as it would "make her millions". They asked her "What does your husband do for work?" she replies "He's a country GP." they ask "How much does he earn?" she replies "A bit below 500k a year." the snide little pieces of work say "That's not much, you'll earn twice as much if you buy into our business." and started to get pushy.
Anyway, she left shortly after with all the materials and pamphlets, and genuinely started asking my mate about it and investing 30k into the business. He was like "...that's a pyramid scheme, these thieves are trying to scam you. Did they give you anything?" She goes "yeah these booklets and products like facial scrubs."
He goes "Where do they live, we're taking it all back and telling them we aren't interested."
So he drives back to their house, his wife getting agitated "You aren't going to do it are you?" "I ****ing well am." Rocks up at the house, it's a hunk of shit somewhere in woodcroft with piles of dirt out the front. Knocks on the door, "You can have all of this back we aren't interested in your scam."
"It's not a scam" they exclaim, "you'll make millions" he goes "Yeah, like clearly you are with this house and piles of shit out of the front. This is a pyramid scheme." (did lol)
After the fact, it turns out the supposed business is nowhere to be found even on google. These chicks were literally fleecing people for 30,000 dollars, then in order for the investor to 'make money' they had to dedicate their time to the business and selling the products - all the while a majority of any revenue goes back to the original people while you struggle to ever make anything close to the 30,000 that you invested back.
I wonder if they themselves were caught in it and they were looking for a way out by fleecing someone else. Who knows who the mastermind is. Total criminals.
My mates wife nearly got caught in a health and beauty product pyramid scheme. Some old friends from school messaged her on Facebook out of the blue asking if she could come to their place and give them some feedback and perspective on their business as a consumer. So thinking she was helping them out, she goes to their place and they ask her a stack of questions which were more in line with interview questions.
They then provide her with various pamphlets and books and products, saying for her to read the stuff and try out the products and then mail them back to them. Then they started pressuring her to invest 30,000 into their business as it would "make her millions". They asked her "What does your husband do for work?" she replies "He's a country GP." they ask "How much does he earn?" she replies "A bit below 500k a year." the snide little pieces of work say "That's not much, you'll earn twice as much if you buy into our business." and started to get pushy.
Anyway, she left shortly after with all the materials and pamphlets, and genuinely started asking my mate about it and investing 30k into the business. He was like "...that's a pyramid scheme, these thieves are trying to scam you. Did they give you anything?" She goes "yeah these booklets and products like facial scrubs."
He goes "Where do they live, we're taking it all back and telling them we aren't interested."
So he drives back to their house, his wife getting agitated "You aren't going to do it are you?" "I ****ing well am." Rocks up at the house, it's a hunk of shit somewhere in woodcroft with piles of dirt out the front. Knocks on the door, "You can have all of this back we aren't interested in your scam."
"It's not a scam" they exclaim, "you'll make millions" he goes "Yeah, like clearly you are with this house and piles of shit out of the front. This is a pyramid scheme." (did lol)
After the fact, it turns out the supposed business is nowhere to be found even on google. These chicks were literally fleecing people for 30,000 dollars, then in order for the investor to 'make money' they had to dedicate their time to the business and selling the products - all the while a majority of any revenue goes back to the original people while you struggle to ever make anything close to the 30,000 that you invested back.
I wonder if they themselves were caught in it and they were looking for a way out by fleecing someone else. Who knows who the mastermind is. Total criminals.
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Twister. Which the fam watched Saturday night. All along I thought it was Tom Arnold (some form of True Lies confusion).
(ps Twister is a sucky movie which is why i played xbox instead)
(ps Twister is a sucky movie which is why i played xbox instead)
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Jokes on you I am on this and I now have not one not two but six mounds of shit on my front yard
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Pretty sure Lance Henriksen has been killed by all 3 as well.
Phil Hoffman travel was in twister
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XBox is sucky, which is why I watched Twister instead.
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If people calling you legend is a major gripe, then you're doing ok.
When people start calling you campaigner then you should start to worry. Or chief. Chief is also worse than legend.
When people start calling you campaigner then you should start to worry. Or chief. Chief is also worse than legend.
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Piles of dirt in the front yard = povo campaigners
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I always say "I'm not working at the moment" and it is true I am not working at the moment I'm talking to you and it gets you a lot of sympathetic "oh I am sorry well best of luck".
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Okay champ.
The ones that do it at Westfields with good lookers have it sorted in the cornering steaks
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Well played Chief.
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Totally agree, chief.
I don't like either. But legend is the worst. Sadly most of our players use it gratuitously in tweets etc.
"Just been down at the Mosely with these 3 legends.....".
Yea it's popular with AFL footballers for some ****** up reason
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It seems that the claim that Bill Paxton was killed by all three may not even be correct.
Your ALIEN, PREDATOR and TERMINATOR Trivia is Wrong!
Because they're jocks.
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Looking forward to getting to the footy with some of you legends this season.
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I’ll make tears from your Wines.
Cheers Chief.
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You just need to get around them.
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