Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 4: Shitizens on Pootroll

[finbarr]

You just need to get around them.

Haha.

 

[manureid]

You just need to get around them.

Oh farrk, this one.

 

[NoddyHolder]

I actually quite like what the bigfooty thought police have done to the word campaigner. (I actually wrote campaigner there, not 'campaigner')

 

[NoddyHolder]

I actually quite like what the bigfooty thought police have done to the word campaigner. (I actually wrote campaigner there, not 'campaigner')

I now use it regularly in real life

 

[NoddyHolder]

quoted myself like a big w***er

 

[edgie]

Pretty sure Lance Henriksen has been killed by all 3 as well.

The AVP movies never happened.

The games did though. AVP2 on PC is one of my favourite games. Highly underrated.

 

[Grave Danger]

I always say "I'm not working at the moment" and it is true I am not working at the moment I'm talking to you and it gets you a lot of sympathetic "oh I am sorry well best of luck".

A bloke on the bus this morning was telling me that he had run away from his work-for-the-dole. "I'm a doctor and they've got me scraping shit, so I ran away." At that moment the bus had stopped near the Police HQ building and he says, "Do you think they're looking for people?" I had to try hard not to give a smartarse answer...

 

[Power Girl]

A bloke on the bus this morning was telling me that he had run away from his work-for-the-dole. "I'm a doctor and they've got me scraping shit, so I ran away." At that moment the bus had stopped near the Police HQ building and he says, "Do you think they're looking for people?" I had to try hard not to give a smartarse answer...

I've got to get my ass onto public transport. I'm missing all the interesting people, or not.

 

[Steve Dore]

Looking forward to getting to the footy with some of you legends this season.

It's been a while pal

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Work for the dole sounds like a gov scam for cheap labour

 

[manureid]

I've got to get my ass onto public transport. I'm missing all the interesting people, or not.

This just reminded me of the fact we have not see Magpiespower for a while.

 

[Magus]

I hate it when simple campaigners repeat things they've heard that they think are witty to make themselves bond with the other common folk.

For example: "ya been working hard, or hardly working?"

Or, when making a transaction:

"That'll be on savings...more like spendings actually hurr hurr"

Go die in a house fire.

 

[Magus]

Or when you're washing the car or mowing the lawn and someone says "you can do mine next!"

FFFFFUUUUUUU

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Blokes calling each other son makes me want to kill people.





Inb4 Well done son.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Or when you're washing the car or mowing the lawn and someone says "you can do mine next!"

FFFFFUUUUUUU

U on the grumpy pills big fella

 

[Magus]

U on the grumpy pills big fella

Monday innit

 

[LukeSA]

This thread is definitely full of "old men yells at clouds"

 

[NoddyHolder]

Blokes calling each other son makes me want to kill people.





Inb4 Well done son.

I have a pommy mate who used to use 'my son' so much it rubbed off on me (when I was in my late teens). I then proceeded to use it in a pub when drunkenly talking to an American military person who happened to be a person of colour. The look he gave me is the closest I've been to death ever (I may also have spontaneously weed myself) and I have never used it to an adult since.

 

[Papa G]

Blokes calling each other son makes me want to kill people.





Inb4 Well done son.

 

[finbarr]

Best one I got was years ago when I was a groundsman at a Uni campus. Went over to the hardware store to buy some stuff called Rooting Powder to mix with water and pour on some newly planted shrubs.

"Get a bit of that into ya missus tonight, eh..."

 

[Papa G]

Blokes calling each other son makes me want to kill people.





Inb4 Well done son.

 

[manureid]

Best one I got was years ago when I was a groundsman at a Uni campus. Went over to the hardware store to buy some stuff called Rooting Powder to mix with water and pour on some newly planted shrubs.

"Get a bit of that into ya missus tonight, eh..."

Will make her bush grow, amirite?

 

[Lagooner]

You just need to get around them.

I hate it when simple campaigners repeat things they've heard that they think are witty to make themselves bond with the other common folk.

For example: "ya been working hard, or hardly working?"

Or, when making a transaction:

"That'll be on savings...more like spendings actually hurr hurr"

Go die in a house fire.

Or when you're washing the car or mowing the lawn and someone says "you can do mine next!"

FFFFFUUUUUUU

On fire!

 

[Power Girl]

Blokes calling each other son makes me want to kill people.





Inb4 Well done son.

Lighten up son

 

[Jonts]

Calling one of your mates a legend is completely different to someone doing it in retail lol