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I always say "I'm not working at the moment" and it is true I am not working at the moment I'm talking to you and it gets you a lot of sympathetic "oh I am sorry well best of luck".


A bloke on the bus this morning was telling me that he had run away from his work-for-the-dole. "I'm a doctor and they've got me scraping shit, so I ran away." At that moment the bus had stopped near the Police HQ building and he says, "Do you think they're looking for people?" I had to try hard not to give a smartarse answer...
 
A bloke on the bus this morning was telling me that he had run away from his work-for-the-dole. "I'm a doctor and they've got me scraping shit, so I ran away." At that moment the bus had stopped near the Police HQ building and he says, "Do you think they're looking for people?" I had to try hard not to give a smartarse answer...
I've got to get my ass onto public transport. I'm missing all the interesting people, or not.
 
I hate it when simple campaigners repeat things they've heard that they think are witty to make themselves bond with the other common folk.

For example: "ya been working hard, or hardly working?"

Or, when making a transaction:

"That'll be on savings...more like spendings actually hurr hurr"

Go die in a house fire.
 
Or when you're washing the car or mowing the lawn and someone says "you can do mine next!"

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Blokes calling each other son makes me want to kill people.





Inb4 Well done son.
I have a pommy mate who used to use 'my son' so much it rubbed off on me (when I was in my late teens). I then proceeded to use it in a pub when drunkenly talking to an American military person who happened to be a person of colour. The look he gave me is the closest I've been to death ever (I may also have spontaneously weed myself) and I have never used it to an adult since.
 
Blokes calling each other son makes me want to kill people.





Inb4 Well done son.
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Best one I got was years ago when I was a groundsman at a Uni campus. Went over to the hardware store to buy some stuff called Rooting Powder to mix with water and pour on some newly planted shrubs.

"Get a bit of that into ya missus tonight, eh..."
Will make her bush grow, amirite?
 
You just need to get around them.

I hate it when simple campaigners repeat things they've heard that they think are witty to make themselves bond with the other common folk.

For example: "ya been working hard, or hardly working?"

Or, when making a transaction:

"That'll be on savings...more like spendings actually hurr hurr"

Go die in a house fire.

Or when you're washing the car or mowing the lawn and someone says "you can do mine next!"

FFFFFUUUUUUU

On fire!
 
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