Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 4: Shitizens on Pootroll

[Grave Danger]

Reminds me of this classic bit from Seinfeld when Jerry gets a call at home from a telemarketer.

Jerry: This isn’t a good time.

Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?

Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?

Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.

Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.

Telemarketer: Umm, no.

Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.

With the WA state election coming up in the next couple of weeks I've been getting robo calls around the same time every day. They never seem to leave a message (their machine doesn't want to talk to a mere machine) and if you pick up the phone and don't say anything the call soon disconnects.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

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Answer:

The second and third equations are incorrect and 5+8=13

****er failed English too.

92% are fail in this test.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

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Answer:

The second and third equations are incorrect and 5+8=13

And the answer is 45.

 

[raman]

As fun as the Paxton/Pullman meme has always been, I can't take people seriously when they claim to genuinely confuse the two. Bill Pullman is certifiably dull in everything, Paxton was usually a colossal ham, which is anything but dull.

 

[raman]

And the answer is 45.

Nope, the answer is 13.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

As fun as the Paxton/Pullman meme has always been, I can't take people seriously when they claim to genuinely confuse the two. Bill Pullman is certifiably dull in everything, Paxton was usually a colossal ham, which is anything but dull.

Paxton/Pullman should be a porno.

 

[Papa G]

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Answer:

The second and third equations are incorrect and 5+8=13

33 muth****a.

 

[raman]

33 muth****a.

13

 

[bomberclifford]

The assumption that there is a definitive answer to a shitty hand written JPEG on the internet is where everyone is going wrong.

 

[Papa G]

13

I rubbed lemon juice on it and 3 plus signs appeared before the 2, the 3 and the 5. 33.

 

[raman]

The assumption that there is a definitive answer to a shitty hand written JPEG on the internet is where everyone is going wrong.

I think the assumption that it's okay to continue mistakes as long as they're consistent mistakes is where everyone is going wrong.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

You know you are at the heights of laziness coupled with the hatred of shopping when you start buying trackies off ebay

 

[_VXV]

Shane Paxton died?

 

[Papa G]

Shane Paxton died?

Bludgered to death.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Contested Marx]

45

But plus sign is wrong

 

[PepeSilvia]

I rubbed lemon juice on it and 3 plus signs appeared before the 2, the 3 and the 5. 33.

Wouldn't it be 34 then?

 

[finbarr]

As fun as the Paxton/Pullman meme has always been, I can't take people seriously when they claim to genuinely confuse the two. Bill Pullman is certifiably dull in everything, Paxton was usually a colossal ham, which is anything but dull.

I had no idea it was a meme. Genuinely thought of Bill Pullman when I heard Bill Paxton died.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

Noice guitar EVH

 

[Papa G]

Wouldn't it be 34 then?

Lol. Yes. Funny thing is the wife and I were discussing our daughters lack of maths aptitude and what we were going to do about it this very evening.

 

[Portia]

Joe Hildebrand has the worst takes on everything

 

[LukeSA]

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Answer:

The second and third equations are incorrect and 5+8=13

34.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Joe Hildebrand has the worst takes on everything

Clear your ignore list and you may reconsider.

 

[Portia]

Clear your ignore list and you may reconsider.

Mmm not sure how to say it

Even on issues he's mostly OK, he always manages to include a wtf element to his take that makes it terrible.

 

[Portia]

so its 1x4+1=5, 2x5+2=12,3x6+3=21,5x8+5=45 based on is it a plus or a times sign so do both being the ****ed up logic