Society & Culture The Royals can go and get ------

[JUBJUB]

I see this morning they attended an event with a war criminal, nothings changed. Once upon a time the British entertained pol pot and bin laden, now its cosgrove..

uh oh,lg is on his soapbox again

 

[Xtreme]

I like that the royals are here, but i hate how the media are falling over themselves promoting it.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Thread needs more coked up Harry

 

[Plugger35]

I like Harry, he's a bit of a lad as the Poms would say.

 

[bkozican]

The only thing I like about the royals.....the 2 kids actually went into war. I understand they were not on the frontline but still you have to respect that decision

 

[little graham]

" Grandad did you serve?"

"Yes I served young man"

"What was it like Grandad, what did you do?"

"Well son I was 18 working in a coal mine in Yorkshire when i was called for national service. We didn't mind, we were dying like flies down there. The army was chance to get out, see the world. Pay was better too. We got sent to this god foresaken place in the middle of nowhere. it was hot, let me you. it was so hot 40 degrees was a cool change"

"Where was that grandad"

"It was a place called Woomera "

"Did you get injured?"

"See those scars on my arm, they were burns I received"

" How did you get them, the enemy shoot at you?"

" No, we were there to test atomic bombs and I was positioned to close"

" So you had no enemy?"

" Yes we had an enemy, the next day after they dropped the bomb, we were told to capture all the blacks, which we did. We then marched them to back to Woomera at gun point and held them at a waterhole"

"What for grandad, what did they do?"

"They did nothing but not be told we were dropping the bomb"

"So why did you capture them?"

"Because we wanted to know what atomic bombs do to people exposed, in case we dropped one on Russia, to find out how many we need to wipe them out"


"Why would you want to wipe out russia grandad"

"Know one knows son"

" Did you get a medal grandad"

"No boy I did not"

"What about the blacks, what did you do with them"

"We had a bit of bother, some of the older ones wanted to go treat the wounds, the burns, the bleeding, the breathing and the blindness. We wouldn't let them until our doctors were satisfied they learned all they can about the effects of radiation."

"What did they do when you wouldn't let them grandad"

"Well some, some tried to sneak out under the wire at midnight, I happened to manning the bren that night on sentry duty"

"What happen grandad,did they try and slit your throat"

"No, they tried slipping silently past, but I saw them"

"What did you do Grandad"

"What i was ordered to, what you must always do in war"

"That is?"

"Let off a burst from the bren at wherever a noise was coming from"

" Did you get any "

" Yes son "

They won't teach prince George that.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Cool story bro.

 

[little graham]

Cool story bro.

 

[Gough]

I'm starting to warm to little Georgie boy.

 

[JUBJUB]

I'm starting to warm to little Georgie boy.

The kid can spot a creepy old attention seeker from a mile away

 

[FootyJunkie]

do you guys ever feel like,..... we'll never be royals?

this bloke is a royal for life!

 

[MWPP]

I'm a Royalist and always have been/will be. Prefer Kate/Will/GEORGE to other celebrities, besides Kate has a great fashion sense (elegant, feminine, classic) and George is adorable

 

[raven echo]

**** them.

Vive la republique

 

[Ashton Agar]

Couldn't give a stuff about them.

 

[little graham]

Really really revealing article about William and Kate.

http://www.bild.de/ratgeber/2014/schoenheit/so-bekommen-sie-perfekten-po-36186966.bild.html

Murdoch really is a tight arse, well, 1000 dollars for a pic of a princess wearing no under wear, in a short dress, on a windy day, from the perfect angle?

 

[Handsuper47]

I like the song Royals, though I don't like the actual royals.

 

[Shell]

Harry is my fav.

I wanna marry him.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Harry is my fav.

I wanna marry him.

I love the premise for that show. Its possibilities are endless - and you could do endless 'franchise' shows with any number of celebrity look-alikes. I wonder how cruel the lies and concealments will get - I saw a few teary-eyed lasses in one of the ads for this.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

It's always baffled me how people bow to them because their blood is supposed to be better than ours.

My blood is pretty good thank you very much. Congeals on time, has that lovely red hue you want in a body substance and unlike the royals the white cells contain dna that allows for tall height and non-balding-by-age 25 genetics

They should be bowing down to me.

 

[little graham]

Harry is my fav.

I wanna marry him.

If you had a kid with him and found out the kid had a rare kidney disease, if the doctor advised you to screen relatives to see if they can provide a replacement kidney. Would you bother screening any Windsors or would you screen Hewitts and Spencers?

 

[jefffff34]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/the-queens-a-west-ham-fan-416997

Get around the ol' duck.

 

[Shell]

I love the premise for that show. Its possibilities are endless - and you could do endless 'franchise' shows with any number of celebrity look-alikes. I wonder how cruel the lies and concealments will get - I saw a few teary-eyed lasses in one of the ads for this.

I saw maybe 5 minutes of the show last night (towards the end)- "Harry" boots off one chick, while giving one other one "the royal suite". It's just horrific all round- including the interior design of the royal suite lol.

I'd also be suss those women aren't actors. But if it's all legit and he sucks them all in, is quite funny.

 

[MiloStedman]

This just in: Baby George just shit everywhere.

I think the fact that when they're on TV they spend most of the time talking about "who" or "what" Kate is wearing is representative of how irrelevant they are.