Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Westerberg]

 

[PP34]

 

[stralia]

 

[Kram]

Marge: How are the kids supposed to get home?

Homer: I dunno. Internet?

 

[Igloo]

Someone needs to make this into a gif.

 

[Igloo]

 

[Dagless]

If I could like you to infinity, I would Igloo.

 

[raven echo]

Someone needs to make this into a gif.

 

[maxmustard]

Kent 'authorities say the phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth'.

Saw that for the first time in years today and can't get it out of my head.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Kent 'authorities say the phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth'.

Saw that for the first time in years today and can't get it out of my head.

YES!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Had to text this to my brother as soon as I read it. Well done.

Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...

Legalised gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body, blahblahblah....

Get eurass back to Eurasia!

 

[Kram]

The way Homer looks in his memory of the monorail meeting cracks me up every time.

 

[raven echo]

Sideshow Bob: God bless the idiot-proof air force!

 

[raven echo]

[He presses the FLY button, and the jet taxis forward into a ditch.
Sideshow Bob switches to the Wright Brothers plane.]

Guard: They're gone!
Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane! The Smithsonian's gonna
have my ass on a platter.

 

[Tigerdrive]

YES!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Had to text this to my brother as soon as I read it. Well done.



Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...

Legalised gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body, blahblahblah....

For you, it's the president.

So then I said to the President, Get this!

 

[raven echo]

Skinner: [ominous] Destroy that balloon.
Willy: Aye. [***** a shotgun, shoots into the sky]
[two fighter planes fly overhead]
Pilot 1: Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.
[screen shows a silhouette of Willy and "Identify"]
[screen flashes "Iraqi fighter jet"]

Pilot 1: Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile.
[missile destroys the other plane]
Pilot 1: Missed him. Launching second sidewinder missile.
[missile destroys his own plane]
Pilot 1: [parachuting] This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into health care!
Pilot 2: [parachuting] It's a good program! Just give it a chance, that's all I ask.
[their parachutes fail; they crash to the ground]

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”.

 

[Kram]

Oh, relax kids. I’ve got a gut feeling Uter’s around here somewhere. After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he’s in our stomachs right now! Wait, scratch that one.

 

[Cleavy]

"I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!"

 

[THRILLHO]

Kent Brockman: Mr Simpson how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80% while heavy sack beatings are up 900%.

Homer: Ohh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent. 40% of people know that.

Kent Brockman: I see well what do you say to the accusation your group has been causing more crimes then they have been preventing.

Homer: Well I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes Kent.

Kent Brockman: Well touché. And we have our first caller and I mean ever as this is not a talk show. Hello you're on the air.

Cat Burglar: Hello Kent. Hello Homer my arch nemesis.

Homer: Hello

Cat Burglar: Ahh Homer you do realise who this is?

Homer: Marge?

Cat Burglar: No Homer I'm not your wife. But I am enjoying her pearls. In fact I'm holding them right now.

Homer: You Monster. And you have my daughter's saxophone.

Homer proceeds to choke the cameraman.

Homer actually says forfty percent of all people. And that slays me everytime.

 

[THRILLHO]

Scorpio: Ever seen a man wave goodbye to his shoes?
Homer: [chuckling] Yes, once.

 

[Kram]

You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it. Seize the day!...

Can I have some change to go get loaded?

 

[Footscrazy]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure...

 

[Marlowe]

Yes, it's in German, but the sound the hamster makes when it hits the wall and lands in the trash is what makes it.

 

[PP34]

Probably been posted a million times, but it's always good for a laugh

 

[Marlowe]