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Homer: I just need something to receive email.
Salesman: [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that. That's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.

Homer: I was an astronaut.
Salesman: Of course you were.


Ha Gold. Love the bit after when Homer picks a computer and the sales guy goes: Only suckers buy that computer. You're not a sucker are you sir?
Homer Goodness no
Salesman Good because you only have 15 seconds to decide.
 
Luanne: I want a divorce!
Kirk: I... I... a divorce? Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it toots!
And here's a picture even you can figure out! (draws circle in rectangle) It's a door! Use it!
Homer: That's a door?

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Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man.
Homer: Let me check my reason list. ...Yep! It's on here.
Jimbo: Hey! You're that drunken posse. Wow...can I join ya?
Homer: [skeptical] I don't know...can you swing a sack of door knobs?
Jimbo: _Can_ I?
Homer: You're in! Here's the sack.
Moe: But you gotta supply your own knobs.
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