Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Byron_Clanger]

You've reached the Corey hotline. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey, gory, story, allegory, Montessori...

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Don't be scared Jub Jub, it's mamma!

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Quokka]

Will always be just a little angry that Hank Scorpio isn't a recurring character.

 

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Homer: I just need something to receive email.
Salesman: [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that. That's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.

Homer: I was an astronaut.
Salesman: Of course you were.

Ha Gold. Love the bit after when Homer picks a computer and the sales guy goes: Only suckers buy that computer. You're not a sucker are you sir?
Homer Goodness no
Salesman Good because you only have 15 seconds to decide.

 

[Kram]

I think also says something like ''Good, because if you were a sucker I'd have to ask you to leave."

I just love the way Homer says ''I was an astronaut"

 

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[TubbsFarquhar]

"Look at them sideburns, he looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to"

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"What are you doing frosting that old throw pillow?"
"I could ask you the very same question."

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Luanne: I want a divorce!
Kirk: I... I... a divorce? Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it toots!
And here's a picture even you can figure out! (draws circle in rectangle) It's a door! Use it!
Homer: That's a door?

 

[Quokka]

 

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Apu Relax Mr Simpson. You have nothing I haven't seen before..........What the

Homer I like to keep a lollipop there.

 

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[stralia]

Commentator: Showing utter disdain for his opponent's abilities...Tatum is taking a short mid-round breather to converse with actor Charlie Sheen.

Tatum: You know what's great there is the sea bass. They do it blackened or sautéed. It's stupendous.

 

[Super Hans]

Oh no, Bette Midler!

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[davo99]

 

[stralia]

Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man.
Homer: Let me check my reason list. ...Yep! It's on here.
Jimbo: Hey! You're that drunken posse. Wow...can I join ya?
Homer: [skeptical] I don't know...can you swing a sack of door knobs?
Jimbo: _Can_ I?
Homer: You're in! Here's the sack.
Moe: But you gotta supply your own knobs.

 

[Confuscius]

Man, that is flagrant false advertising

 

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Fox Announcer Fox is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please be patient. Do not attempt to converse with a loved one or attempt any romantic gestures as years of cable television viewing have left your genitals withered and useless.
Chief Wiggum Well I'll be.

 

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Warren Dear God that comet will destroy us all

Researcher Warren we've talked about you hogging the eyepiece.

 

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Bart Dad why don't we have any food

Lisa Why aren't we at school

Homer mmmmmmmm And why aren't I at work? Someone's really dropped the ball here.