Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[raven echo]

Mr. Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg.
Smithers: He's unavailable.
Mr. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent.

Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

 

[Super Hans]

'Hello, is this A. Aaronson? It might interest to you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again. Just thought you'd like to know, Mr. Zykowski. There. Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know.'

 

[Unknown Caller]

Reporter: Uh, question for the barbecue chef: Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. [thinks for a moment] Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty - that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

 

[tazaa]

Quality last 2 posts.

 

[Kram]

Hmm... Too far.

 

[d33my]

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac.

Homer: Oooh, that's raspberry.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

 

[Run n Spread]

Commercial"Big Blue Pants. When you no longer care if you're attractive to women."

 

[Hand]

 

[Igloo]

Look at them all, through the darkness i'm bringing.
They're not sad at all, they're actually singing!
They sing without juicers.
They sing without blenders.
They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!

 

[Kram]

Uh oh. The Germans are going to get me!

 

[EagleMan87]

Horst: Homer, could we have a word with you?
Homer: No.
Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is how you say...inelegant. I meant to say may we have a brief, friendly chat?
Homer: No!
Horst: Once again I have failed. (Reading from a German-English phrasebook) We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.
Homer: (Yelling) No!

 

[Kram]

You have been safety officer here for 2 years. What initiatives have you 'spearheaded' in this time?

 

[stralia]

Two questions:

One, where's the fife? Two, gimme the fife.

 

[Cleavy]

Look at them all, through the darkness i'm bringing.
They're not sad at all, they're actually singing!
They sing without juicers.
They sing without blenders.
They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!

the image makes this post...

 

[Schulzenfest]

You have been safety officer here for 2 years. What initiatives have you 'spearheaded' in this time?

Uhhhhh ... all of them?

 

[crazyman27]

Ahoy there, Dean!

 

[kane249]

 

[kane249]

 

[kane249]

 

[Poseidon]

Homer: Don't worry, Joey, we'll make it to California someday.
Joey: Sure we will, Mr. Homer, sure we will!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Look at them all, through the darkness i'm bringing.
They're not sad at all, they're actually singing!
They sing without juicers.
They sing without blenders.
They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!

Quality Gif. Will be using it in the future!!

 

[Gibbsy]

Stratton_Gun

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Stratton_Gun

Brilliant old school simpsons