Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Run n Spread]

Homer Simpson: [regarding him marrying Marge] But if I died, she'd be completely free. For man or machine.
Pierce Brosnan House: [as Homer leaves] Machine, eh?
Homer Simpson: [returns] Yup, a machine.

Pierce Brosnan House homer you're alive...which is good
[Homer is about to disable the Ultrabot CPU]
Homer Simpson: I'm gonna enjoy this!
Pierce Brosnan House: Don't take out my British charm unit! Without that, I'm nothing but a boorish American clod!
[Homer removes the British charm unit]
Pierce Brosnan House: Ah, thanks a lot, asswipe!
[losing power]
Pierce Brosnan House: I coulda kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat... slime... bucket.
[voice dying]

 

[zimma]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

that's so wrong but so funny lol
i kinda feel dirty for liking new simpsons

 

[davo99]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

lol soccer can be a bit like that if you watch some teams

 

[PP34]

Will always be one of my famous Simpsons moments.

 

[raven echo]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"What began as a traditional soccer riot has escalated into a city-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So, for the next several years, it's every family for itself!"

 

[Igloo]

One day you'll get your comeuppance, Stratton_Gun. One day...

 

[Stratton_Gun]

One day you'll get your comeuppance, Stratton_Gun. One day...

This thread has missed me big time wouldn't you say?

 

[Igloo]

This thread has missed me big time wouldn't you say?

Not if the people reading it have a Facebook account

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Not if the people reading it have a Facebook account

My cover has been blown

But seriously where do other people get them from? They have to from somewhere

 

[Igloo]

My cover has been blown

But seriously where do other people get them from? They have to from somewhere

 

[Stratton_Gun]

and the screenshots?

i have quite a few quotes in the old brain

my favourite ever scene is when kirk is getting fired from the cracker factory!!

 

[Shell]

Maybe single people eat crackers... frankly I dont care. Its a market we could do without.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Maybe single people eat crackers... frankly I dont care. Its a market we could do without.

"I don't recall saying good luck"

 

[Igloo]

and the screenshots?

i have quite a few quotes in the old brain

my favourite ever scene is when kirk is getting fired from the cracker factory!!

Google images! .

That is a good scene.

Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.


A couple of my favourite gifs.

 

[Shell]

Good ep that one.

"All i asked you to do tonight was put on pants and you didnt do it"

"Oh great, now the kids in here singing"

"Heres a picture of a door. USE IT. Thats a door?"

"I sleep in a race car bed. Do you? I sleep in a big bed with my wife!"

"And the winner of the Millhouse 3000 is.. MILLHOUSE!!!!"

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Probz my favourite ep. I also like the one where Homer becomes a teacher. and the one where SLH goes to a blind guy. and bob marleys jammin is at the end of the episode

 

[Igloo]

Probz my favourite ep. I also like the one where Homer becomes a teacher. and the one where SLH goes to a blind guy. and bob marleys jammin is at the end of the episode

I was thinking of this episode today. I walked past a woman who had leather patches on the elbows of her jacket, and this quote instantly came to mind.

Homer: Now that i'm a teacher i've sewn patches on my elbows
Marge: Homer, that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Correction, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.

 

[Shell]

Probz my favourite ep. I also like the one where Homer becomes a teacher. and the one where SLH goes to a blind guy. and bob marleys jammin is at the end of the episode

Yeah teacher ep good stuff.

"And anyway- when i learn something new it just pushes some of the old stuff out of my brain"

"You've ruined a perfectly good jacket! Correction Marge TWO perfectly good jackets"

"Yes Lisa. Daddy's a teacher"

"Websters defines a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden"

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I was thinking of this episode today. I walked past a woman who had leather patches on the elbows of her jacket, and this quote instantly came to mind.

Homer: Now that i'm a teacher i've sewn patches on my elbows
Marge: Homer, that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Correction, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.

That's the first quote from that episode that came to my mind
also



and

i miss being a kid

 

[Shell]

What about Halloween eps?

I dont think you can go past the "Shinning" send up. Just brilliant the whole thing.

"When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door? DOH DOH"
"We left Grandpa at the gas station..... what about Grandpa?"

"Tell you what, if we come back and everyone is murdered, I owe you a coke"

"Dont you mean Shining? Shhhhhh you wanna get soooooed?"

"But dont go reading my mind between 3 and 4- thats Willies time!"

"Hmmm chillie sounds good for tonight"

"Urge to kill... rising"

 

[lmach]

"Slow down, tubby, you're not on the moon yet!"

 

[Hand]