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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie. Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy.
 
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Springfield Shopper Tour Guide: Welcome to the Springfield Shopper, established in 1883. The newspaper was founded by Johnny Newspaperseed, a 14-year-old boy who roamed America founding newspapers.

Homer: Well if he's so smart, how come he's dead?
 
I’ve got to find a replacement who won’t outshine me. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word ‘incompetent’... 714 names?!
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Better be more specific... ‘lazy’, ‘clumsy’, ‘dimwitted’, ‘monstrously ugly’... aw nuts to this, I’ll just go get Homer Simpson.
 

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Marge: Homer, I've been thinking... if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids'll call him Larry Fairy!
Marge: Well, how about Louie?
Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie!
Marge: Bob?
Homer: Slob.
Marge: Luke?
Homer: Puke.
Marge: Marcus?
Homer: Mucus.
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see.. Bart, Cart, Dart, Eart... Nope, can't see any problem with that!
 

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“All you can eat, ha!”
“Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’.”
“So, do you think I have a case?”
“Homer, I don’t use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.”
 
Mrs Glick: Here, have some ribbon candy. Boys love candy.
Bart: No, thanks.
Mrs Glick: Boys love candy!
Bart: I'd rather get to work.
Mrs Glick: We'll start with yard work. Then you can have a barley pop. I want you to clear out all the weeds. You do know which ones are weeds?
Bart: All of them?
Mrs Glick: Good boy. Now be careful with these. I'll be inside, watching my stories.

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"Jack, please. I'm married."
"That must be what's turning me on."
"Stop it. Some more."

Mrs Glick: Filthy, but genuinely arousing.


 

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