Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Stratton_Gun]

Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If *you* did it, sir?

 

[Shell]

yes....

I KNEW that would be your post before I even read it.

 

[davo99]

Bart: "Alleuete Johnte Alluete"
Bart: Ahhh
Bart: "Alleute Johnte Alluete"
Selma: You already sang that part!
Paty: The older they get, the cuter they aint.

 

[EagleMan87]

From the Sideshow Bob Mayor ep

Lisa: [giggles] Uncle Mayor was just saying that us kids are the most important natural resource we have.
Kent: More important than coal?!
Quimby: I, er, uh...yes.

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Run n Spread]

Dr. Foster: You are free to roam around the grounds but do be warned one of our patients *is* a cannibal. Try to guess which one... I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Run n Spread]

Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
Kent Brockman: (on TV) Down here at Springfield Mall, a crowd appeared to have turned its rage… on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just south-paws in this rampaging mob

 

[Run n Spread]

Kent Brockman: The weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.
Marge: That's true… but he shouldn't say it.

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer: (reading from a card) Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Ned: (giggling) Well howdy, Homer.
(The window closes between them.)
Dr. Foster: He's not responding. (to Homer) Proceed to Level 2 antagonism.
(Window between Ned and Homer opens.)
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!
Ned: Oh well, I'll just have to try harder.
(Ned giggles as the window closes again.)
Dr. Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. (to Homer) Maximum hostility factor.
(The window between Ned and Homer opens again.)
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. (to Dr. Foster)Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
Ned: Ho ho ho, very funny wise guy.
Homer: Oh, that's it; you just can't insult this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moronally.
Ned: (to Dr. Foster) Hi, neighbor!
Homer: You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be human.
Ned: Ho ho, now, why would I be afraid of that?
Homer: Because humans are obnoxious sometimes. Humans hate things.
Ned: Well, maybe a few of them do … back east

 

[Cruyff14]

You have this knack of choosing the worst quotes.

There is a pile of gold from that episode and you choose that.

 

[stralia]

Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!

lol

 

[stralia]

 

[Cruyff14]

Groundskeeper Willy: [gasps] Boy... you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
Bart Simpson: You mean "Shining".
Groundskeeper Willy: Shh! You want to get sued? Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!

 

[crazyman27]

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[lmach]

Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.

 

[lmach]

Damn you Cruyff14

 

[glenferry23]

Hahah that was random! Well played gents

 

[Cruyff14]

Put it in H!

 

[lmach]

Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

 

[Cruyff14]

Season 3, possibly 4 is on Fox atm. It's sad how far this show has fallen from grace.

 

[raven echo]

Wiggum: Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh, geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!

 

[glenferry23]

Put it in H!

"What country is this car from?"

"It no longer exists...."

Truly one of the great lines of all time. Gets me every f*cking time. Glorious!

 

[ioppolo]

Wiggum: Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh, geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!

One of the all time great episodes IMO.

 

[raven echo]

One of the all time great episodes IMO.

They don't make them like that any more, that's for sure