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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Bart: "Alleuete Johnte Alluete"
Bart: Ahhh
Bart: "Alleute Johnte Alluete"
Selma: You already sang that part!
Paty: The older they get, the cuter they aint.
 

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Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
Kent Brockman: (on TV) Down here at Springfield Mall, a crowd appeared to have turned its rage… on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just south-paws in this rampaging mob
 
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Homer: (reading from a card) Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Ned: (giggling) Well howdy, Homer.
(The window closes between them.)
Dr. Foster: He's not responding. (to Homer) Proceed to Level 2 antagonism.
(Window between Ned and Homer opens.)
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!
Ned: Oh well, I'll just have to try harder.
(Ned giggles as the window closes again.)
Dr. Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. (to Homer) Maximum hostility factor.
(The window between Ned and Homer opens again.)
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. (to Dr. Foster)Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
Ned: Ho ho ho, very funny wise guy.
Homer: Oh, that's it; you just can't insult this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moronally.
Ned: (to Dr. Foster) Hi, neighbor!
Homer: You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be human.
Ned: Ho ho, now, why would I be afraid of that?
Homer: Because humans are obnoxious sometimes. Humans hate things.
Ned: Well, maybe a few of them do … back east
 
Groundskeeper Willy: [gasps] Boy... you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
Bart Simpson: You mean "Shining".
Groundskeeper Willy: Shh! You want to get sued? Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!
 

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Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

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Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.
 

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