Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[CourtzMajora]

One of my favourite episodes ever.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

Where are parts 1 and 2 of these threads?

 

[Kram]

“You can’t treat the working man this way! One day we’ll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we’ll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!”

“The Japanese? Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders? Ta ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!”

 

[BALKAN]

Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's face! you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!

 

[Cleavy]

 

[sojthebest]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election? Sideshow Bob: No, I did not. Lionel Hutz: (to Bart and Lisa) Kids, help.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Honey I'm so glad you're ho-
Can't talk, seeing Flanders, later sex

 

[Gibbsy]

Where are parts 1 and 2 of these threads?

Dunno now, but honestly most of the image links are dead so it's not really worth it

 

[pieman123]

Homer: I've got two questions. One: Where's the fife? Two: Give me the fife.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

What episode/season is that from? I don't remember that line at all.

 

[Michael Scarn]

Hi. A question for Miss Bellamy. In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

 

[BALKAN]

What episode/season is that from? I don't remember that line at all.

Probably because it's from season 18.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Burns: "Now, let's get down to business"

Homer: [thinking] "Oh man, I have to go to the bathroom, why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?"

Burns: "Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for number one. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon"

Homer: "Oh, which way to the bathroom?"

 

[Kram]

Fear not, my syndicated sweetie. You'll be preserved forever in this Mylar pouch, forever remaining in near mint condition, between Dr Who and of course Yasmine Bleeth.

 

[EagleMan87]

Good ol' Whacking Day

Barney: Take that snake! And you too! Snakes, snakes everywhere!
Lenny: Getting ready for Whacking Day?
Barney: What's Whacking Day?

Skinner: What do think of the banners?
Chalmers: Nothing but transparent toadying.
Skinner: They were the children's idea, I tried to stop them.
Chalmers: It's always the children, isn't it Seymour?
Skinner: Yes. Yes it is sir.

 

[Deliverance]

Homer: Marge, I can't live like this. I'm tired of walking around on eggshells.
Marge: Maybe if you didn't throw them on the floor.
Homer: Now you're just making up rules! Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Moe: Uh, and how are the little kids doing? I mean, really, how are they doing? Any disabling injuries, something, say, that the gambling community might not yet know about? Come here, let me see those knees.

Marge: Moe, I think you should leave.

Moe: But Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're gonna take my thumbs!

 

[davo99]

Pure genius

 

[Quokka]

On Ten this week?

(look a few posts up )

 

[Cruyff14]

Grandpa: I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?

 

[Kram]

"Milhouse, do you see what's on channel six?"

"Uh, yeah, it's it's really something."

 

[Kram]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

TV presenter: We interrupt this cartoon for a special report.

Homer: Someone found my keys!

Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman at the action news desk, a massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.

Lisa: Oh no!

Homer: It'll be okay honey, there's lots more oil where that came from.

 

[Knighta21]

Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers!
Homer: Can't make a float without flowers...
Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home and then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can, I grabbed her sweet can oh just thinking about her can I just wish I had her swee-swee-sw-sw-sweet can.

Godfrey Jones: So Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can? What do you have to say in your defense. Mr. Simpson, you're silence will only incriminate you further. No Mr. Simpson don't take your anger out on me! Get back, get back! M-Mr.Simpson NOOOO!!!

*dramatisation may not have happened*