Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Demonalke]

 

[Kram]

“You see, boy? The real money’s in bootlegging, not in your childish vandalism.”
“Oh, so many wasted nights.”

 

[Captain Awkward]

McGarnagle: You gotta tell 'em what you saw Billy.
Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: You gotta do this one for me, Billy... McGarnagle.
Billy: Okay. For you, McGarnagle.

Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here.

 

[RippaRiley43]

Chief Wiggum: Listen up! These prestigious rod-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-
Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?
Chief Wiggum: He forgot to lock them.

 

[WeetBixKid]

i heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

 

[Cruyff14]

I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

 

[Kram]

Now, before I give you the check, one more question.This place Moe’s you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Hmmm. We didn't have a message when we left... How very odd.

 

[glenferry23]

Hmmm. We didn't have a message when we left... How very odd.

Marge....is Lisa at Camp Granada?

 

[Demonalke]

Homer: Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country. As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these light bulbs.
Lisa: Why are there so many burnt-out ones?
Homer: 'Cause they won't hire an assistant.

 

[Kram]

Oh, that'd be great! Sleeping bags on the floor, a roaring fire. It'll be just like the time they kicked me out of the sporting goods store.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[RippaRiley43]

Bart: There you go, rat boy!
Homer: Does this make me look fat?
Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression!
Homer: ...But not fat?

 

[Demonalke]

Lisa: Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!

Homer: Yes, that's a real pickle.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

"It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm, when I locked myself out of the house. Shelving myself with a large piece of sheet metal, I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find."

 

[Kram]

Hello? Oh, hello, Principal Skinner.
No.
Bart has never been to Hong Kong.
Good night.

 

[Starburns_]

Watched the Monorail episode last night, never before noticed that the first class car has a framed picture of the Hindenburg disaster on the wall.

 

[Kram]

Duh, I'm the captain. My son is Bart.
What an oaf!
How embarrassing.

 

[two up]

I have been trying in vain to gather all the appearances of the character I could only describe as Nameless Man. Here is what I have so far,
1.”I doubt my son or daughter would be that stupid”
2. “You could have used the money you made at work to buy the tickets off of a scalper”
3. simply punching a hippy singing about loving sunshine (in the midst of a heat wave),
4. He punches Homer in the face after he is told he looks like someone who has trouble pleasing his wife, then just keeps on walking.

There’s no moment this guy can’t ruin by simply walking into frame and uttering something base and cruel. I know there are more instances, just can't think of them, or find a name for his character to search them up!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Homer: Who was your last employer?
Shary Bobbins: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.

Homer: (Whispering) Marge, do we know them?
Marge: No.
Homer: Come on. Isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy.
Marge: That's Carl.
Homer: Oh, yeah.

Homer: So, you worked for Carl, eh?

 

[Kram]

See the happiest fish in the world at our fabulous Beerquarium!

 

[Kram]

“Somebody’s traveling light.”
“Meh. Maybe you’re getting stronger.”
“Well, I have been eating more.”

 

[ash_1050]

My wife recently passed away and I thought maybe teaching would ease my loneliness
Will this be on the test?
No

 

[Kram]

Groundskeeper Willie - I could never have shot Burns. It's impossible for me to fire a pistol If you check me medical records, you'll see I have a crippling arthritis in me index fingers. I got it from space invaders in 1977.

Wiggum - Oh yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.

Groundskeeper Willie - Video game?

 

[raven echo]

I have been trying in vain to gather all the appearances of the character I could only describe as Nameless Man. Here is what I have so far,
1.”I doubt my son or daughter would be that stupid”
2. “You could have used the money you made at work to buy the tickets off of a scalper”
3. simply punching a hippy singing about loving sunshine (in the midst of a heat wave),
4. He punches Homer in the face after he is told he looks like someone who has trouble pleasing his wife, then just keeps on walking.

There’s no moment this guy can’t ruin by simply walking into frame and uttering something base and cruel. I know there are more instances, just can't think of them, or find a name for his character to search them up!
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Apparently he is called 'Just Stamp the Ticket Man'

All his appearances are in the link.