Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[two up]

Apparently he is called 'Just Stamp the Ticket Man'

All his appearances are in the link.

Thanks for that, a great character criminally under used

 

[RippaRiley43]

(After Homer quits his part time job at the Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu: He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[Igloo]

Mr Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns. I can't do it... But I can kill you.

No, I can't kill you either. Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns.

 

[davo99]

Ah that's some nice reckless driving Mr B!!!

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Homer: I've got it all figured out: the baby can have Bart's crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult...I think his name is 'Mother Shabubu' now.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Homer: Hahahaha, look that kid has bazooms. Who's got a wet towel?
(Homer then chases Uter with a wet towel whilst laughing hysterically)
Homer: Come here you butterball.
Uter: Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

 

[Demonalke]

Skinner: Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere, hahahaha. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahahahahahahaha. In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! ahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Wait. Scratch that one.

 

[Kram]

 

[Kram]

Homer: Hahahaha, look that kid has bazooms. Who's got a wet towel?
(Homer then chases Uter with a wet towel whilst laughing hysterically)
Homer: Come here you butterball.
Uter: Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Marge: Look, Homer! There's that bird you like to argue with.
Homer: Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all. Excuse me, Marge.
.....
.....
Homer: That's where you're wrong pal, it's not enough to "want" a cracker, you have to earn it.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"

 

[Super Hans]

By waking up a little early and having some extra sheets handy, no one's the wiser. Tomorrow: Destroying The Evidence

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Cruyff14]

Homer: At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. Without beer, prohibition doesn't work!

 

[Bosun]

Mayor Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!
Quimby's Assistant: Uh, election in November. Election in November.
Mayor Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

 

[brahj]

"Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!"

 

[Kram]

“We’re going to have to put a steel rod where your spine was.”
“Will I ever move a piano again?”
“Oh, my goodness gracious, no.”

 

[Kram]

“Now, Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?”

 

[Kram]

“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes. So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.”

 

[timtamWB]

Jebediah Springfield: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to
Springfield
Ms.Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

 

[Cruyff14]

Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.

 

[Kram]

Uh, question for the barbecue chef, don’t you think there is an inherent danger in sending under qualified civilians into space?”

“I’ll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes... wait a minute, Statue of Liberty, that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!”