Official Team Thread The Sin City Swamprats S25 Official Team Thread - Runners-up are the first losers

Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by Ant Bear, Jan 13, 2018.

Put it out there
  1. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    ESTABLISHED: SFA SEASON 4
    PREMIERSHIPS: 1 (S6)
    HOME GROUND: THE UNDERGROUND STADIUM
    COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, SILVER AND RED


    S25 Guernseys:
    Home:
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    Away:
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    CLUB SONG
    :musicnotes:Beer, beer the black and the white
    Honour the beer by day and by night
    Lift that pint of stout up high
    Chug down the f***er til it's dry
    Whether the pub be great or be small
    We'll clean it out and spew over all
    While our Swamprats keep on drinking
    Onwards to pissed glory!:musicnotes:

    SWAMPRAT ANTHEM
    :musicalnote:Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
    With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
    Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
    We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
    Swamprats don't play fair.
    In drunken rants, we lose our pants
    Swamprats don't play fair:musicalnote:

    MOBBENFUHRER MEDALLISTS: MannumPower S20, Ant Bear S22, Noobz0r S23
    FRED (ALF ANDREWS) MEDALLISTS: Groove S4, Gray Day S22
    DEESTROY MEDAL: Total Power S4
    FRANKSTON ROVER: Cloud_ S22, Millky95 S23

    HONOUR ROLL

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    S25 Roster
    1. Ant Bear (C)
    4. Dingster (VC)
    89. sportsmaniac89 (LG)
    3. ShaunDuggan (LG)
    17. philreich (LG)
    05. edgie (R)

    6. bergholt
    8. Obeanie1 (R)
    9. Sublime
    10. katmanblue
    12. Bicko (R)
    14. GotTheGoodes (R)
    16. Sleezy
    19. Macca19
    20. gaskin
    21. rickety (R)
    23. sataris (R)

    45. ant555
    64. Firestarter

    72. Fizzler

    74. Jonts
    88. Power Raid
    100,000 TradeDraft


    *NOTE: #2 HAS BEEN RETIRED INDEFINITELY

    OUTS: Cloud_ (Royals), Butler (Royals), drazah (RIP), Grav (retired), Gray Day (nuked), Louis Slungpue (nuked) NarrowMind (delisted), NEGAN (delisted), Far Kern (disappeared)
    We would like to thank all departed players for their service

    INS: ant555 (Baghdad Bombers), GotThe Goodes (Rookie), Bicko (Rookie), Firestarter (Not a rookie), Obeanie1 (Rookie), TradeDraft (Rookie), rickety ((Rookie), edgie (Rookie), sataris (Rookie)




    THE CREED:

    We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

    To do this we believe -

    There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special


    That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour


    We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.


    Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.


    Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.

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  2. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Round 1 vs Gold City Royals at The Underground (Heritage Week)*
    Friday: All Time Greatest Swamprats XX vs All Time Greatest Royals XX
    Round 2 vs West Coast Wonders at The Colosseum
    Round 3 vs Baghdad Bombers at The Underground
    Round 4 vs Roys FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval (Fatty Lumpkin Memorial)
    Round 5 vs Las Vegas Bears at The Stadium In The Sky
    Round 6 vs East Side Hawks at The Underground
    Round 7 vs Dragons FFC at Dragon Island
    Round 8 vs Mount Buller Demons at The Underground
    Round 9 vs Gumbies FFC at The Underground
    Round 10 vsConey Island Warriors at Van Cortland Park
    Round 11 vs Fighting Furies FQC at The rfctigerarmy Hippodrome
    Round 12 vs Gold City Royals at The Golden Throne
    Round 13 vs West Coast Wonders at The Underground
    Round 14 vs Baghdad Bombers at Abdu Prison
    Round 15 vs Roys FFC at The Underground
    Round 16 vs Las Vegas Bears at The Underground

    *During Heritage Week, every club will name their greatest ever team, and a match will be simulated against the opponent (ie The Royals). Each of these Heritage Games will take place on a different day. Our game is scheduled for Friday.

    Friday: All Time Greatest Swamprats XX vs All Time Greatest Royals XX
     
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  3. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    reserved for milestones
     
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  4. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Reserved for mission statement
     
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  5. NaturalDisaster

    NaturalDisaster Hall of Famer

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  6. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    GUERNSEY PRESENTATIONS:

    Welcome all to the new team thread. The new kits are in the OP, and each listed Swamprat will now be presented with their own Guernsey.

    First up, the Leadership Group:
    1. ANT BEAR.JPG
    #1 Ant Bear (Captain)

    Debut: S18 Round 1
    Games: 120
    Goals: 100
    Awards: League - S22 Mobbs Medal; S22 MVP Trophy; S20/S21/S22/S23/S24 All-SFA
    Club – SCS S21/S22 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal; S18 Rookie award; S22/S23/S24 Macca Medal


    4. DINGSTER.JPG
    #4 Dingster (Vice-Captain)

    Debut: For Junkyard Dogs S3 Round 2
    For Las Vegas Bears S5 Round 1
    For ModSquad S9 Round 1
    Games: 272 (JYD 37, LVB 178 , MOD 41, SCS 16)
    Goals: 112 (JYD 17, LVB 83 , MOD 1, SCS 11)
    Awards: League - Premiership captain S22
    Club – LVB Hall of Fame
    LVB Captain S23
    LVB B&F S23
    LVB Premiership Player S22


    89. SPORTSMANIAC89.JPG
    #89 sportsmaniac89 (Leadership Group)

    Debut: S22 R1
    Games: 53
    Goals: 52
    Awards: Club – SCS S23 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal


    3. SHAUNDUGGAN.JPG
    #3 ShaunDuggan

    Debut: For Geelong Gumbies: S11 Round 1
    For West Coast Wonders S12 Round 8
    For Swamprats: S17 Round 1
    Games: 233 (GG 30, WCW 104, SCS 99)
    Goals: 135 (GG 20, WCW 62, SCS 53)
    Awards: S13 All-SFA (WCW), S15 All-SFA (WCW)
    S15 Premiership Captain (WCW)
    S13 WCW B&F


    17. PHILREICH.JPG
    #17 philreich

    Debut: S23 Round 1 (Mount Buller Demons)
    Games: 33 (17 MBD, 16 SCS)
    Goals: 23 ( MBD 6, SCS 17)
    Awards: League: All-SFA S24
    Club – MBD S23 Rookie Award
    SCS – B&F Toots Hibbert Medal S24


    Next, please make welcome our most senior clubmen


    19. MACCA 19.JPG
    #19 Macca19 (Club Legend)

    Debut: S4 Round 1
    Games: 296 (SCS 269, MBD 27)
    Goals: 153 (125 SCS, 28 MBD)

    Awards: Club – Club Founder.
    S4-S7 Captain;
    S5 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal
    S6 Premiership Captain


    26. QUADZILLA.JPG
    #26 Quadzilla

    Debut: S7 Round 4
    Games: 142
    Goals: 72


    74. JONTS.JPG
    #74 Jonts (Club Legend)

    Debut: S16 Round 1
    Games:106
    Goals: 33
    Awards: Club – S16 SCS co-captain


    88. POWER RAID.JPG
    #88 Power Raid

    Debut: For Gold City Royals S17 Round 1
    For Swamprats S18 Round 1
    Games: 137 (GCR 18, SCS 119)
    Goals: 121 (GCR 27, SCS 96)
    Awards: League – S18 All-SFA


     
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  7. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Next, please welcome to the stage our core posters

    6. BERGHOLT.JPG

    #6 bergholt


    Debut: S24 Round 1
    Games: 16
    Goals: 8
    Awards: SCS best rookie drazah Medal S24


    20. GASKIN.JPG

    #20 gaskin


    Debut: S23 Round 5 for Geelong Wolves
    Games: 29 (13 GW, 16 SCS)
    Goals: 15 (9 GW, 6 SCS)


    37. CHEVAL.JPG

    #37 Cheval


    Debut: S23 Round 1
    Games: 35
    Goals: 29


    72. FIZZLER.JPG

    #72 Fizzler


    Debut: For Geelong Gumbies: S17 Round 11
    Games: 52 (GG 36, SCS 16)
    Goals: 30 (GG 11, SCS 19)


    44. CHRISTOPHAHA.JPG

    #44 ChristopHaha


    Debut: S22 Round 1
    Games: 52
    Goals: 23


    42. WHARFIE1870.JPG
    #42 wharfie_1870

    Debut: S9 Round 1
    Games: 127
    Goals: 69


    10. KATMANBLUE.JPG
    #10 katmanblue

    Debut: S24 Round 1
    Games: 16
    Goals: 2


    13. FAR KERN.JPG
    #13 Far Kern

    Debut: S22 Round 1
    Games: 37
    Goals: 22
    Awards: Club – SCS S22 Rookie Award


    9. SUBLIME.JPG
    #9 Sublime

    Debut: S20 Round 1
    Games: 60
    Goals: 51


     
  8. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    We are priveledged to have this league legend come to our club, taking our tally of premiership captains on the roster to 4

    45. ANT555.JPG
    #45 ant555

    Debut: S4 Round 1 (BigFooty Bombers)
    Games: 264 (264 Bombers)
    Goals: 116 (116 Bombers)
    Awards: League – Deestroy Medal S7 (Bom), S24 (Bom)
    S7 Premiership Captain (Bom)
    Club – B&F S6 (Bom)


    Please welcome these rookies, and help them prosper.

    14. GOTTHEGOODES.JPG
    64. FIRESTARTER.JPG
    12. BICKO.JPG
    8. OBEANIE1.JPG

    And thank you to these depth players. Hoping that some of you can re-ignite your initial interest
    7. NEGAN.JPG
    16. SLEEZY.JPG
    49. LOUIS SLUNGPUE.JPG
    71. NARROWMIND.JPG
     
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  9. gaskin

    gaskin Brownlow Medallist

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    That is one gorgeous jumper.
     
  10. philreich

    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    Release the draw already!!!!!!
     
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  11. Firestarter

    Firestarter Brownlow Medallist

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    I look forward to getting at least four opposition players annoyed at me every game week.
     

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  12. ChristopHaha

    ChristopHaha "99kg mid that no one wanted"

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    "Core Poster!?"
     
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  13. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    Get your core ass online tomorrow arvo for the draz game.
     
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  14. Cloud_

    Cloud_ Dear Leader

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    I believe Louis Slungpue has deleted his account and is no longer eligible to be listed.
     
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  15. Fizzler

    Fizzler Norm Smith Medallist

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    Just refuelling ⛽
    Hyped for the new season, can't wait to become more active.
     
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  16. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Thanks
     
  17. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    All the sweet, juicy bits have been nibbled away :p
     
  18. Power Raid

    Power Raid TheBrownDog

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    great work and looking forward to a great season

    good luck all!
     
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  19. philreich

    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    Mate, if you can start a few fires in opposition ranks, you'll not only be living up to your username, but you'll be doing us a huge favour as well :).
     
  20. sportsmaniac89

    sportsmaniac89 Persona Non Grata

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    Needs to be double when we play the Hawks.
     
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  21. ChristopHaha

    ChristopHaha "99kg mid that no one wanted"

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    So I guess now is where I retract my retirement announcement?
     
  22. wharfie_1870

    wharfie_1870 BigFooty Kōgekitai

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    I don't know how the numbers have been allocated but this is spooky. The people that know me as Wharfie IRL also know me playing under #42.
     
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  23. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    You must have chosen it way back when.

    I just roll them over from the last season.
     
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  24. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    EFA
     
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  25. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    You'll retire when I tell you you can retire :devil: