Official Team Thread The Sin City Swamprats S25 Official Team Thread - I won.

[Dingster]

#sackantbear

This guy gets it.

 

[Ant Bear]

TradeDraft would you like to choose A Number?

Otherwise, you'll be playing bareback.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

TradeDraft would you like to choose A Number?

Otherwise, you'll be playing bareback.

Nothing wrong with that. Just have a number for any games against the Hawks. Dont go barebacking there.

 

[dogs105]

Came for the ants.

Only slightly disappointed.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Came for the ants.

Only slightly disappointed.

Smother yourself in honey first. That usually does the trick.

 

[philreich]

Smother yourself in honey first. That usually does the trick.

Although that would create a rather sticky situation.....

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Although that would create a rather sticky situation.....

Pretty sweet outcome IMO

 

[philreich]

Pretty sweet outcome IMO

You could bee right there .

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You could bee right there .

The jokes just get more A-pollen as we go on mate...

 

[ant555]

TradeDraft would you like to choose A Number?

Otherwise, you'll be playing bareback.

Would not want to play bareback in this league

 

[ant555]

Came for the ants.

Only slightly disappointed.

Lifting the premiership apple.

 

[Grav]

Cringeworthy & you wonder why I retired.

 

[MP_]

That is a horrendous away strip, if I was still in charge that would never have got through

 

[Ant Bear]

Woah!
First MoOP, now you!

It's like the Walking Dead!

 

[Power Raid]

this is a sign that season 25 is ours for the taking!

 

[philreich]

Today's Adelaide heat has claimed at least 2 victims - our 2 chickens. Cause of death is not certain, but fowl play is strongly suspected.

 

[MP_]

Woah!
First MoOP, now you!

It's like the Walking Dead!

Just because I’m at the Roy’s doesn’t mean I’m dead

 

[GotTheGoodes]

The away strip is my favourite. I like the contrast in colours. It really helps to better define the lines IMO.

 

[MP_]

I guess the red in the strip depicts the blood that comes out of your orifices when you get beaten

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I guess the red in the strip depicts the blood that comes out of your orifices when you get beaten

Our blood? No. Not ours.

 

[philreich]

ESTABLISHED: SFA SEASON 4
PREMIERSHIPS: 1 (S6)
HOME GROUND: THE UNDERGROUND STADIUM
COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, SILVER AND RED

S25 Guernseys:
Home:

Away:

CLUB SONG
Beer, beer the black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pissed glory!

SWAMPRAT ANTHEM
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

MOBBENFUHRER MEDALLISTS: MannumPower S20, Ant Bear S22, Noobz0r S23
ALF ANDREWS MEDALLISTS: Groove S4, Gray Day S22
DEESTROY MEDAL: Total Power S4
FRANKSTON ROVER: Cloud_ S22, Millky95 S23

HONOUR ROLL

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S25 Roster
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1. Ant Bear (C)
4. Dingster (VC)​

89. sportsmaniac89 (LG)
3. ShaunDuggan (LG)
17. philreich (LG)

6. bergholt
7. NEGAN
8. Obeanie1 (R)
9. Sublime​

10. katmanblue

12. Bicko (R)
13. Far Kern
14. GotTheGoodes (R)
16. Sleezy​

19. Macca19
20. gaskin

26. Quadzilla
37. Cheval
42. wharfie_1870
44. ChristopHaha​

45. ant555
64. Firestarter (R)

71. NarrowMind​

72. Fizzler

74. Jonts
88. Power Raid
? TradeDraft
*NOTE: #2 HAS BEEN RETIRED INDEFINITELY

OUTS: Cloud_ (Royals), Butler (Royals), drazah (RIP), Grav (retired), Gray Day (nuked), Louis Slungpue (nuked)
We would like to thank all departed players for their service

INS: ant555 (Baghdad Bombers), GotThe Goodes (Rookie), Bicko (Rookie), Firestarter (Not a rookie), Obeanie1 (Rookie), TradeDraft (Rookie)


THE CREED:​

We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.​

To do this we believe -

There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour​

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.​

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.​

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
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I would like to propose a minor amendment to the Creed - instead of suffering hangovers, why don't we just stay drunk?

 

[MP_]

Our blood? No. Not ours.

There’s a good theme song for the swamp rats ‘only women bleed’

 

[philreich]

There’s a good theme song for the swamp rats ‘only women bleed’

In the immortal words of Thelma Bullpitt (Kingswood Country), somebody should lock you up and throw away the door.

 

[ant555]

Ok had the trip down memory lane. Form looked good. Time to bring it.
Season 25. Rats from last to first.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Preseason Friendly

It's time to dust off the cobwebs and get those qooty juices flowing.
We have a practice match.
Roys & Swamprats vs Swamprats & Roys

This is a Practice Match with a twist.
We've selected 20 players from each team and mixed them up. Just to make things confusing.
It'll be held in the here.
Alberton Gorillas
Runk, Mooch (c), MannumPower, xenxen, Stoods, royboy2, Papa Juggs, I Dont Care, Wise Guy Sam, fitzroybowiedog, Power Raid, ShaunDuggan (c), GotTheGoodes, Ant Bear, Firestarter, Fizzler, Bicko, TradeDraft, ant555, Quadzilla

Roy Swamprats
ChristopHaha, bergholt, Obeanie1, Macca19, Cheval, Dingster, sportsmaniac89 (c), wharfie_1870, gaskin, philreich, A Bit High, Matt_352, Azarole, Chezzalenko Reborn, Barrels, 3KZ is Football, Mobbenfuhrer, Allikat (c), Klim, Dicky Fitzwell

The match will be this weekend.
I'd do fancy graphics, but I am at work.