Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[CursingFijian]

F*** off.

A simply magical entry.

Ladies and Gentlemen everybody’s favourite Uncle, Barrels.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I wonder what my cousin Tonga Bob thinks?

Tonga Bob nepotism was always going to allow you to be the first opposition poster to be allowed to gaze upon The Square Table. Beware, the brilliance in here is blinding.

Bloody hell CursingFijian when you said that you’d sh*t yourself at Christmas lunch this wasn’t what I had in mind.

 

[CursingFijian]

Bloody hell CursingFijian when you said that you’d sh*t yourself at Christmas lunch this wasn’t what I had in mind.

Eeeyyyyy, It's the oxymoron! Bula Bob!

I told you extended family gives me the shits! And the palusami didn't help!

I hope you got your Christmas wish, that Santa finally gave you a sense of humour.

 

[Joffaboy]

Why hadn't Tonga sunk, all the people are so fat?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Eeeyyyyy, It's the oxymoron! Bula Bob!

I told you extended family gives me the shits! And the palusami didn't help!

I hope you got your Christmas wish, that Santa finally gave you a sense of humour.

Thanks for having me cuz.

Given that a lack of humour runs in our family, I’m not sure exactly what ol’ St Nick can do.

 

[CursingFijian]

Why hadn't Tonga sunk, all the people are so fat?

You're showing your ignorance Joff.

Everybody knows that fat floats. It's like the islands is full of animated life jackets making much merry. Very, very much merry!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Why hadn't Tonga sunk, all the people are so fat?

Buoyancy.

 

[CursingFijian]

Thanks for having me cuz.

Given that a lack of humour runs in our family, I’m not sure exactly what ol’ St Nick can do.

We must have a sense of humour though! I mean I barrack for the Saints, and you barrack for Fremantle. Am I right?

 

[Tonga Bob]

We must have a sense of humour though! I mean I barrack for the Saints, and you barrack for Fremantle. Am I right?

Just proves that God has a sense of humour.

 

[CursingFijian]

Thanks for having me cuz.

Given that a lack of humour runs in our family, I’m not sure exactly what ol’ St Nick can do.

That's santa to you cousin.

You're going to have to buy a saints membership if you want to keep uttering the words Saint & Nick.

 

[CursingFijian]

Just proves that God has a sense of humour.

Don't bring Geelong into this you twisted bastard.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That's santa to you cousin.

You're going to have to buy a saints membership if you want to keep uttering the words Saint & Nick.

Nah I’m good. Best Nick to be a Saint came from South Freo. You’re welcome by the way.

 

[CursingFijian]

Nah I’m good. Best Nick to be a Saint came from South Freo. You’re welcome by the way.

We’re only going to say thanks when his statue arrives at its rightful place.

That’s downright cultural appropriation.

 

[Tonga Bob]

We’re only going to say thanks when his statue arrives at its rightful place.

That’s downright cultural appropriation.

I know right? Whatever rocket surgeon decides to put it at Optus Stadium instead of Fremantle Oval should be taken out back and flogged.

 

[CursingFijian]

I know right? Whatever rocket surgeon decides to put it at Optus Stadium instead of Fremantle Oval should be taken out back and flogged.

 

[Kilroy]

I know right? Whatever rocket surgeon decides to put it at Optus Stadium instead of Fremantle Oval should be taken out back and flogged.

One of Winmar’s team-mates was “Rocket” Rod Owen.

I just now read in full the recent story of his time at the Saints. Start to finish. Wow!

Tragic story but ultimately one of resilience. (The Saints’ Disco even featured as well.)

Lovin the prospect of having a half-Japanese Owens on the list. Not to mention all the new indigenous boys now supporting each other.

Not a Fijian or Tongan in sight tho and the NZ connection went cold unfortunately.

 

[CursingFijian]

One of Winmar’s team-mates was “Rocket” Rod Owen.

I just now read in full the recent story of his time at the Saints. Start to finish. Wow!

Tragic story but ultimately one of resilience. (The Saints’ Disco even featured as well.)

Lovin the prospect of having a half-Japanese Owens on the list. Not to mention all the new indigenous boys now supporting each other.

Not a Fijian or Tongan in sight tho and the NZ connection went cold unfortunately.

Japan is Pacific Rim. I'm claiming Mitchito as a good Pacific Islander!

 

[sunny3193]

Japan is Pacific Rim. I'm claiming Mitchito as a good Pacific Islander!

Using that logic, WE are all Islanders bro.

 

[CursingFijian]

Using that logic, WE are all Islanders bro.

 

[Joffaboy]

Why does Tonga Bob get to use a white tick on a green background? Is this some diverse minority virtue signalling?

Looks like reverse racism to me

 

[Kilroy]

Why does Tonga Bob get to use a white tick on a green background? Is this some diverse minority virtue signalling?

Looks like reverse racism to me

… says White Privilege.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Why does Tonga Bob get to use a white tick on a green background? Is this some diverse minority virtue signalling?

Looks like reverse racism to me

 

[Kilroy]

Joffaboy says …



…. as he delivers an extraordinary ball that could only be described as resembling the reverse of Warnie’s flipper.

 

[Barrels]

A simply magical entry.

Ladies and Gentlemen everybody’s favourite Uncle, Barrels.

 

[Kilroy]

Oh yes!

… and it looks like Barrels has got him with the wrong’un!