The "take it outside" thread

[scon]

An epicurean extravaganza guaranteed.

I'm about to google Oreo cookie.

Or maybe not.

 

[PurpleWizard]

That's why I only eat venus flytraps and poison ivy - I'm a sporting kind of guy.

They're evil. I'll stick to only eating bruise free apples that have fallen naturally from a tree.

 

[estibador]

They're evil. I'll stick to only eating bruise free apples that have fallen naturally from a tree.

Naturally falling apples kill more people than venus flytraps do.

Well maybe... coconuts do, so apples can't be that far behind.

 

[armpit]

That cow girl on the other thread has a lovely pair of coconuts. Queensland should grow more seeing as how they float.

 

[Clems Knee]

Because they can't run or fight back maybe its more of a reason to be compassionate?

Plants may not be able to run, but they can fight back. Opiates, menthols and aspirin are just some examples.

 

[PurpleWizard]

Naturally falling apples kill more people than venus flytraps do.

Well maybe... coconuts do, so apples can't be that far behind.

Plants may not be able to run, but they can fight back. Opiates, menthols and aspirin are just some examples.

**** it then, I’ll just eat steak that’s naturally salted from my self-loathing tears.

 

[scon]

Bruise free menu at my joint 24/7.
Biodynamic Vegemite Sludge Diet.
We frequently jump out of our skin.
GETONIT.COM.AU!!

 

[estibador]

**** it then, I’ll just eat steak that’s naturally salted from my self-loathing tears.

You could always eat fish. No one would ever hassle you for that.

 

[armpit]

It did take a lot for people to become erectus. It didn't just happen over night. Eating more protein was one of the things it took. Plant eaters need huge rib cages and those ancients kept toppling forward everytime they tried to stand up. So the meat eating. When it was all worked out though, who thought there would be so many looking for a piece of meat.

 

[PurpleWizard]

It did take a lot for people to become erectus. It didn't just happen over night. Eating more protein was one of the things it took. Plant eaters need huge rib cages and those ancients kept toppling forward everytime they tried to stand up. So the meat eating. When it was all worked out though, who thought there would be so many looking for a piece of meat.

Our backs aren't erectus yet, they're a just a little semi.

it'll take another 20,000 years or so for our backs to evolve to be fully vertical.

 

[Clems Knee]

It did take a lot for people to become erectus. It didn't just happen over night. Eating more protein was one of the things it took. Plant eaters need huge rib cages and those ancients kept toppling forward everytime they tried to stand up. So the meat eating. When it was all worked out though, who thought there would be so many looking for a piece of meat.

That's a theory I've never heard before.

 

[armpit]

That's a theory I've never heard before.

Yeah. You need huge guts to be a plant eater and hence the rib cage if you're of any size and want to be mobile and physically active. Not just standing around eating like moo all day. Humans had places to go and people to meet. Tom Robbins told me.

 

[yoong]

You could always eat fish. No one would ever hassle you for that.

How many pages of this thread have you skipped?

 

[Ripper]

You could always eat fish. No one would ever hassle you for that.

Just don't catch it yourself.


Edit: yoong and I are on the same wavelength

 

[estibador]

How many pages of this thread have you skipped?

Just don't catch it yourself.


Edit: yoong and I are on the same wavelength

 

[Big Animal]

It did take a lot for people to become erectus. It didn't just happen over night. Eating more protein was one of the things it took. Plant eaters need huge rib cages and those ancients kept toppling forward everytime they tried to stand up. So the meat eating. When it was all worked out though, who thought there would be so many looking for a piece of meat.

Didn't take much for me to become erectus until i hit my mid 30s

 

[Clems Knee]

Yeah. You need huge guts to be a plant eater and hence the rib cage if you're of any size and want to be mobile and physically active. Not just standing around eating like moo all day. Humans had places to go and people to meet. Tom Robbins told me.

Emus and moas stood on two legs.
So did Paranthropus, before H erectus appeared, and it was a vegetarian.
I think being upright came before the adoption of meat in the diet. Lucy was no carnivore.
Also, rabbits.

 

[PurpleGreenRed]

Naturally falling apples kill more people than venus flytraps do.

Well maybe... coconuts do, so apples can't be that far behind.

Newton took apples very seriously...he said they had gravitas...or something...

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Have drop bears been mentioned yet?

I'm glad this thread is still going strong

Mods plz sticky this shit ay

 

[Tazmania]

A vegan an atheist and a crossfitter walked into a bar.... how did I know what they were...? Because they all told me within 2 minutes.

 

[ydraw]

A vegan an atheist and a crossfitter walked into a bar.... how did I know what they were...? Because they all told me within 2 minutes.

 

[Proud SJW]

Emus and moas stood on two legs.
So did Paranthropus, before H erectus appeared, and it was a vegetarian.
I think being upright came before the adoption of meat in the diet. Lucy was no carnivore.
Also, rabbits.

Lucy may not have had much meat, but that doesn't mean she wasn't an opportunistic carnivore.
Even Chimpanzees go on monkey hunts on occasion.

Actually, they think one of the Lucy skeleton fragments previously though to be a rib bone is that of a baboon.
She probably ate it.

All this is assuming we're talking about that Lucy, of course.

 

[Clems Knee]

Lucy may not have had much meat, but that doesn't mean she wasn't an opportunistic carnivore.
Even Chimpanzees go on monkey hunts on occasion.

Actually, they think one of the Lucy skeleton fragments previously though to be a rib bone is that of a baboon.
She probably ate it.

All this is assuming we're talking about that Lucy, of course.

Long bow to draw that baboon bone was eaten by the animal whose bones are found nearby. Very long bow. Look at the teeth, at the enamel. That will give you a better idea.
Upright walking had nothing to do with carnivory. Or we'd have lions and tigers on two legs.

 

[Proud SJW]

Long bow to draw that baboon bone was eaten by the animal whose bones are found nearby. Very long bow. Look at the teeth, at the enamel. That will give you a better idea.
Upright walking had nothing to do with carnivory. Or we'd have lions and tigers on two legs.

I was just messing around with her having eaten the baboon bone bit
And I don't really see much in the meat=upright theory either, but then again you can't discount anything really, and there is often more than one factor involved. Yeesh. Walking tigers....

Wasnt' messing around about the chimpanzees, though. They do go on monkey hunts.
I suppose they get the urge sort of like I occasionally feel a need for vegetables.

Fascinating subject, evolution, isn't it.

 

[youmewe]

...
Upright walking had nothing to do with carnivory. Or we'd have lions and tigers on two legs.

We do. Definitely herbivores though.