"The talk"

[Shell]

Watching our male PE teachers squirm when girls would say they had their periods was hilarious, we had one who refused to give them the class off, always seemed creepy to me.
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Lol, what a bastard. But probably half were lying anyway.

We had a pool at my school. At the time I hated it (not now tho, I wish my farking school had one now), and that period excuse... man how many times it got me out of swimming, haha.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Never got it. However I was given a book when I was 13 and had just got picked up from a mates party. My mum just said "You're probably at around that age now so here's a book". Had no idea what she was talking about until she actually handed me the book. Didn't say much but it was an awkward ride home
Put it straight in the bookshelf pretending I would never read it but I occasionally had a gander. Til this day I still avoid the topic of sex with my family. Super Awks

Yep pretty much exact same situation for mwah. Probably common

 

[neroblack]

Til this day I still avoid the topic of sex with my family. Super Awks

Hehe.

Anyway, never had the talk really. Had sex ed night at primary school in grade 5 or 6 that I attended with my Dad. All that was said afterwards was in relation to wet dreams. There'd been a comment in the session that wet dreams would result in about a tea spoon's worth when you wake up. Dad commented that it was usually more than a tea spoon. Turned out he was right.

 

[neroblack]

I got a day off school when I got my first period.

That was pretty awesome.
(the period needless to say was not, I think I cried most of the day )

But the ads say that you can go horse riding n shit?

 

[Shell]

But the ads say that you can go horse riding n shit?

Yeah those ads are horseshit (AHAHAHA), and annoy the crap outta us.

I had horrific pain during my periods when I was a kid, I could barely move, let alone go bloody horse riding for gods sake.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

No talk. No sex ed. But I did see this episode of The Goodies as a kid.

But the ads say that you can go horse riding n shit?

 

[neroblack]

Yeah those ads are horseshit (AHAHAHA), and annoy the crap outta us.

I had horrific pain during my periods when I was a kid, I could barely move, let alone go bloody horse riding for gods sake.

Would be kinda amusing to see a realistic ad for those kinds of products...well, amusing to me anyway.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Oh great we're talking about "girl problems"

 

[Shell]

Harden up SG.

Wasnt going to go on with it anyway, it ends back there at Nero's post.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Never had the 'birds and bees' talk with the folks. Learnt all about that at school.

The first time I spoke to my mum about sex though was awkward as all shit.

I would have been 16/17 ish and on school holidays. Anyway had been chatting up this bird from another school on MSN messanger. We agreed to meet up. No one was home when I left. I walked and met her half way inbtween my house. When I got back home my Mum and Grandma had come back to my house to get something, so there was an awkward in introduction. I should also add I am a still a virgin at this stage and this is to be my first time.

When my mum came home later that arvo this is how our conversation went

Mum: I Bleed Blue, You can't just be bringing random girls home and having sex with them
IBB: Mummmmmmmm!
Mum: I just hope you are being careful.
IBB: MUM! I am carefull!
Mum: Okay. Good.
IBB: Okay.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Harden up SG.

Wasnt going to go on with it anyway, it ends back there at Nero's post.

If we are not going to refer to girls as sexual objects in this thread then it's nothing I want to be a part of

 

[pantskyle]

Oh great we're talking about "girl problems"

How else will you overcome them if you don't discuss them?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Never had the 'birds and bees' talk with the folks. Learnt all about that at school.

The first time I spoke to my mum about sex though was awkward as all shit.

I would have been 16/17 ish and on school holidays. Anyway had been chatting up this bird from another school on MSN messanger. We agreed to meet up. No one was home when I left. I walked and met her half way inbtween my house. When I got back home my Mum and Grandma had come back to my house to get something, so there was an awkward in introduction. I should also add I am a still a virgin at this stage and this is to be my first time.

When my mum came home later that arvo this is how our conversation went

Mum: I Bleed Blue, You can't just be bringing random girls home and having sex with them
IBB: Mummmmmmmm!
Mum: I just hope you are being careful.
IBB: MUM! I am carefull!
Mum: Okay. Good.
IBB: Okay.

What's even weirder is that she calls you by your BigFooty username

 

[I bleed Blue]

What's even weirder is that she calls you by your BigFooty username

Haha.

Yeah I call her by her BF username too.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Haha.

Yeah I call her by her BF username too.

Does she actually have one?

Also I have been meaning to use that line for a while

 

[Shell]

My mum calls me by my BF name!

It's coz it's my name...

 

[I bleed Blue]

Does she actually have one?

Also I have been meaning to use that line for a while

Haha nah.

Just didn't really have much else to come back with.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

My mum calls me by my BF name!

It's coz it's my name...

Are your siblings Mobil, Caltex and BP?

 

[kfc1]

I don't actually remember "the talk" - do I fail at life?

I get the feeling that perhaps my parents never had "the talk" but just that my Dad brought it up from time to time in that age 12-15

 

[kfc1]

"Son, do you know what a ""clitoris"" is?"

winner

 

[Catfish Alley]

Mine sort of happened in stages. I have an older sister so I got included in the 'Where did I come from" book and video lesson when I was about 8. When I was 11 or 12 my Mum had a quick chat about it to me and left me a more detailed book for pre-teens. A little later we had a talk and she bought me some condoms to keep just in case. Around then I was learning what I needed to in health class. I remember one night my Dad and I were playing some computer game and without looking at me he just asked if I knew all that I needed. I said 'yep' and that was it.

When it got to the stage that I was with girls my parents were really good about it. Dad would pick me up no questions asked. I think it's mean if parents don't at least touch on the subject. You can't expect schools to do everything. And it could be embarrassing for kids if they don't at least know the basics.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Oh. I just remembered another reason 'the talk' came up when I was about 11. I must have blocked it from memory. We were watching the news and I asked my whole family what rape was

 

[Silent Alarm]

I remember year 4 and one of my best friends at the time coming to school telling what a dildo and blow job were, as well as a completely wrong definition of "kinky butt sex." For about a week it's all anyone spoke about and it was almost an exclusionary thing – if you didn't know, you had to know, but people wanted it kept like this secret.

Weird schtoof.

 

[rayven]

winner

Before american pie,

Before sex ed

There was

 

[kfc1]

butt sechs is where two people rub their butts together isnt it?