The Toon Army Thread

[robertg22]

Ashley is as ridiculously bad as we are. Kind of want to turn this off and go to bed but I won't.

 

[robertg22]

This gave me a laugh though:


Chelsea

0 - 1

28'


Swansea City

• • John Terry 11' OG

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Ashley is as ridiculously bad as we are. Kind of want to turn this off and go to bed but I won't.

Like watching a car accident - it's ugly but you can't look away

Sick of his lies, his excuses, his useless tactics. Sick of him!

 

[robertg22]

Like watching a car accident - it's ugly but you can't look away

Sick of his lies, his excuses, his useless tactics. Sick of him!

I'm miserable, no Pies in finals, NUFC a disgrace.. time to give sport away? lol never... At least I am getting married in a few months.. something to look forward to

 

[NUFC Tiger]

I'm miserable, no Pies in finals, NUFC a disgrace.. time to give sport away? lol never... At least I am getting married in a few months.. something to look forward to

Oh nice one mate, that's great to hear! I'm sure that'll give you a bit more joy than NUFC is currently dishing up!

Even Pardew getting sacked would give everyone a nice breath of fresh air. I can't see how he can ever win the fans over again from here.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Tiote on, Anita off! Would be a great time for him to get his second goal for the club!

 

[robertg22]

Oh nice one mate, that's great to hear! I'm sure that'll give you a bit more joy than NUFC is currently dishing up!

Even Pardew getting sacked would give everyone a nice breath of fresh air. I can't see how he can ever win the fans over again from here.

Yeah should be good, going on honeymoon to Asia and then London/Paris, was semi considering trying to get tickets to us vs Everton at Goodison... don't think I will bother doing that though because we are shit lol.
Might go and see Arsenal v West Ham.

 

[robertg22]

Tiote on, Anita off! Would be a great time for him to get his second goal for the club!

Yep, 2-0 and time to swap defensive midfielders. What a genius we have as manager.

 

[robertg22]

lol
This is comedy.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Yeah should be good, going on honeymoon to Asia and then London/Paris, was semi considering trying to get tickets to us vs Everton at Goodison... don't think I will bother doing that though because we are shit lol.
Might go and see Arsenal v West Ham.

Wow sounds awesome! Yeah, might be a cricket score against Everton the way we're playing at the moment...

Willo having a shocker! All those people calling for another CB, I wonder why?

 

[robertg22]

Wow sounds awesome! Yeah, might be a cricket score against Everton the way we're playing at the moment...

Willo having a shocker! All those people calling for another CB, I wonder why?

Yeah the Mrs has said she's happy to go along to an EPL game as long as I take her to Paris Disneyland lol.

Hey at least we have Steven Taylor in reserve.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Yeah the Mrs has said she's happy to go along to an EPL game as long as I take her to Paris Disneyland lol.

Hey at least we have Steven Taylor in reserve.

Ha! Sounds like a fair deal!

Had a genuine laugh at that!

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Cabella off for Perez - good to have 2 strikers at least.

 

[robertg22]

Ha! Sounds like a fair deal!

Had a genuine laugh at that!

Yeah fair deal indeed! Wouldn't even mind seeing QPR v Palace, they are on when we are there.

 

[robertg22]

Riviere. What a signing.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Yeah fair deal indeed! Wouldn't even mind seeing QPR v Palace, they are on when we are there.

London derby, could be a spicy clash!

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Riviere - confidence looks shot

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Only up from here...

 

[robertg22]

Only up from here...

I'd say down is more likely.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Sammy Ameobi on for Sissoko...who cares!

 

[robertg22]

 

[NUFC Tiger]

LOL, of course. Last kick of the game and it ends up 4-0.

Please footy gods, please sack Pardew.

 

[robertg22]

Remy scores... you'd hate to have him wouldn't you? FFS

 

[scon]

Thanks for your thoughts NUFC TigerSounds like I should offer commiserations to everyone who watched Newcastle.
I was that pissed off with the way we kicked ourselves out of winning against Port I took myself down the boozer rather than stay home and watch something I suspected could be ugly;which it sounds as though it was.
I'll watch the replay later today.Doesn't sound like it's a hangover cure though.
Pardew is as thick as a pharking plank.I read somewhere where he said the lack of strikers wasn't the real issue we just needed more goals from midfield.....
We'd be better off with no bloody coach at all
I'm not going to slag Riviere 'cos he's so obviously not a lone striker;he may show us what he's about if Cisse gets back to some form and provides some physicality at the pointy end.
Cashley must sack the knob-end before he sells the club and do it soon so as we can enjoy a decent season and get a couple of players in January.
Not asking too much??

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Thanks for your thoughts NUFC TigerSounds like I should offer commiserations to everyone who watched Newcastle.
I was that pissed off with the way we kicked ourselves out of winning against Port I took myself down the boozer rather than stay home and watch something I suspected could be ugly;which it sounds as though it was.
I'll watch the replay later today.Doesn't sound like it's a hangover cure though.
Pardew is as thick as a pharking plank.I read somewhere where he said the lack of strikers wasn't the real issue we just needed more goals from midfield.....
We'd be better off with no bloody coach at all
I'm not going to slag Riviere 'cos he's so obviously not a lone striker;he may show us what he's about if Cisse gets back to some form and provides some physicality at the pointy end.
Cashley must sack the knob-end before he sells the club and do it soon so as we can enjoy a decent season and get a couple of players in January.
Not asking too much??

Trust robertg22 and I - watching that performance was more like a comedy than anything. Williamson probably their best player helping gift 2 soft goals

Pretty disappointed in Colo as well - walked straight off after the full time whistle while Janmaat and a few others at least had the decency to go and thank the fans (full away contingent sold out) who made the 650 odd mile round trip to watch that tripe!

Also, this doesn't fill me with a lot of hope of seeing the useless muppet moved on either...

"Mike Ashley, the Newcastle United owner, is determined not to let angry fans force him to sack Alan Pardew and could even give the beleaguered manager until Christmas to sort out the mess the team are in. "
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...esists-calls-to-sack-manager-Alan-Pardew.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...esists-calls-to-sack-manager-Alan-Pardew.html

Looks like he might gamble on our future. If Pardew stays, I think relegation is a genuine chance. I hate to even think it but if that's what it takes to force Cashley to sell and get out, it might be for the best