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scottydeewah

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Long ago, back before Nick Stevens beat his missus, Cameron Ling went from being a Geelong Bigfooty whipping boy, to a much loved player with his own unique thread: Lingy's Towel of Honour (we weren't as good at naming things back then ;) ).

To summarise, he used to towel up - yeahhhh, ya get it now - opposition midfielders on a regular basis, around once a week if we are seeking out accuracy.

Now, down at Geelong, we are at it again. We all know of the Dangerwood, but there is also the Blitz Scooter, a new type of automobile that spends most of the day kicking the shit out of you! Perhaps, for history's sake, we should keep a list of those who have recently been ridden by this amazing 'mobile?
 
Long ago, back before Nick Stevens beat his missus, Cameron Ling went from being a Geelong Bigfooty whipping boy, to a much loved player with his own unique thread: Lingy's Towel of Honour (we weren't as good at naming things back then ;) ).

To summarise, he used to towel up - yeahhhh, ya get it now - opposition midfielders on a regular basis, around once a week if we are seeking out accuracy.

Now, down at Geelong, we are at it again. We all know of the Dangerwood, but there is also the Blitz Scooter, a new type of automobile that spends most of the day kicking the shit out of you! Perhaps, for history's sake, we should keep a list of those who have recently been ridden by this amazing 'mobile?
We also have the dunlop. A shoe that helps you bounce through lines. This also aids in taking pickings from the blitz scooter and assists in driving it for best outcomes. When at its peak power it supplies the cockygoala also. So many combos of generating.
 

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