Roast The Vent Thread

[Cap]

Rootchis journalistic level! Pointing out how a 'man in the members' stand' was full of voice complaining about Crows being penalised for a DOOB....and then silent when Walker was paid the mark after pushing his opponent in the back???????.......anyone knows that a true supporter would complain about both decisions!

And seemingly giving kudos to Koch for 'ignoring the comforts of the team bus' to hail a taxi outside Metricon Stadium, thereby braving the alcohol fuelled opposition fans ...............but maybe I misread any intended sarcasm.

the port supporters were hilarious at the showdown with the ridiculous calls for anything that wasn't a free kick to them

but Rucci has never really been fussed about looking like a Hypocrite.

 

[footy4ever]

Not related to selection but did anyone see those 2 soft frees that Essendon got infront of goal yesterday? 2 in a row in the 3rd quarter when the game was in the balance. Imagine how many goals Tex would kick if he got frees for that kind of stuff.

Ha ha my wife sat forward and pointed and said "We would never get a free like that, they go against us but can you imagine Walker ever getting one of those?"....nearly exact words I kid you not....and at a pile on - toss up, she said "if that was Scott thompson on the bottom it would have been holding the ball!" Smart girl my misses....however, has a mountain of hots for Scotty T....just like me

 

[Smoooothy]

Ha ha my wife sat forward and pointed and said "We would never get a free like that, they go against us but can you imagine Walker ever getting one of those?"....nearly exact words I kid you not....and at a pile on - toss up, she said "if that was Scott thompson on the bottom it would have been holding the ball!" Smart girl my misses....however, has a mountain of hots for Scotty T....just like me

this begs the question, if scotty was "raring to go" in front of you both, who'd be the first one in the bed..

 

[footy4ever]

this begs the question, if scotty was "raring to go" in front of you both, who'd be the first one in the bed..

My wife used to be a sprinter...I'd have no chance....which is probably a very good thing.

 

[footy4ever]

Rootchis journalistic level! Pointing out how a 'man in the members' stand' was full of voice complaining about Crows being penalised for a DOOB....and then silent when Walker was paid the mark after pushing his opponent in the back???????.......anyone knows that a true supporter would complain about both decisions!

And seemingly giving kudos to Koch for 'ignoring the comforts of the team bus' to hail a taxi outside Metricon Stadium, thereby braving the alcohol fuelled opposition fans ...............but maybe I misread any intended sarcasm.

My dislike for that snide meddler grows stronger with every article of his I read. I think I'll ignore him from now on.

 

[WAG]

Sauce kept in the fridge!




Reilly's costly brain fades.
Vince back in after one week.
Porps out after a vest.
No cold beer in the fridge ATM!

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Porps way out of form has been a sad sight...

 

[Elite Crow]

You all smell

 

[PrideOf]

And seemingly giving kudos to Koch for 'ignoring the comforts of the team bus' to hail a taxi outside Metricon Stadium, thereby braving the alcohol fuelled opposition fans ...............but maybe I misread any intended sarcasm.

So avoiding about six Gold Coast fans fuelled up on Bacardi Breezers makes Koch somehow eligible for the Victoria Cross?

Hard to know which Rooch is worse - when Port are down and he's a ****wit or when they're up and he's a ****wit.

 

[Lawrst]

You all smell

Imagine big footy with smellovision.

Gross.

 

[Godallblighty]

Threads that try to social engineer this site by pointlessly quarantining selectively-defined 'undesirable' contributions.

 

[FR0GGY]

How right Mr Murphy was

 

[Crowked]

Pisses me that all the scribes mentioned every week that we had a soft draw last season, but seem to ignore the fact Port have played one AFL standard team in four games so far this season. FFS they would have to have played SANFL teams to have had a softer start to a season, just once I'd like to hear it said in the media.

 

[Sanders]

We did have a soft draw, can't dispute that

 

[Crowked]

We did have a soft draw, can't dispute that

Yep we did.

So do they this year, I just want to hear it admitted. All I'm hearing is finals and Hoff Brownlow talk. Cringeworthy shit!

 

[Dewy006]

Scott Thompson the free kick machine. Can he try not to get a player high once in his life??

Other than that his game is fine well except for goal kicking. When i see thommo running into goal i am confident he will miss.

Capsicum, what a useless vegetable!! Get it the hell away from my pizza!! Am i doing it right?

On topic, Scotty also seems to be the king of the 3rd man on top of the pile, FFS if two players are on the ground and the ball aint going anywhere dont lay on top of everyone I swear he does this a couple of times a game and a few times he has been pinged for it.

 

[FR0GGY]

Capsicum, what a useless vegetable!! Get it the hell away from my pizza!! Am i doing it right?

On topic, Scotty also seems to be the king of the 3rd man on top of the pile, FFS if two players are on the ground and the ball aint going anywhere dont lay on top of everyone I swear he does this a couple of times a game and a few times he has been pinged for it.

radar does this too

 

[Dewy006]

radar does this too

Yeah I have noticed this, its just mind numbingly unnecessary and can only end with one outcome, we get pinged for holding the ball, it frustrates me no end, I swear at some stages if there was a Team IQ test across the AFL, we would be the dunce of the class, we really have some guys who have zero footy smarts....

 

[AdelaideFan14]

-Don't like it when any team -Quite often us- has every player go into the contest and have nobody staying down/waiting on the outside.
-Journalists/Umpires getting ahead of themselves; know your position flogs.
-Ex-footy players or any sportspeople who get positions on television/radio when they really shouldn't. They need more like Tredrea who actually knows what he's talking about.
-Changing the rules/interpretation of the rules to the game every week. Reflects the ALP in many ways. Both unprofessional.

 

[Smoooothy]

We did have a soft draw, can't dispute that

Back in my day it was called just a good draw, and no more attention was given to it

And then the untalented hacks we call the media lost its conscious...

 

[Coopers]

HERE WE GO, HANG THE **** ON!!!!

• Why the **** aren't we a powerhouse in the competition?
• How have we squandered having huge crowds and the most members and dropped back to middle of the road?
• Why can't we make the hard decisions and move the middle of the roaders out of the team?
• How come we received the punishment when Melbourne tanked?
• WHY TEH **** did we give up our picks last year as a show of good faith ONLY to be slapped with MORE draft fines?
• WHY can't we ever contest anything at the tribunal?
• WHY do we ALWAYS finish a season with a massive free kick against /free kick for negative differential? AND IF ITS UMPIRING then WHY don't we complain loudly and publicly?
• Why are we the nice boys of the competition - the AFL clearly does not respect us the morning after? We are the moped of the AFL.
• HOW THE **** do we end up with Dwayne every week?
• Why can't Reilly do something resembling the right thing when under pressure?
• Why can't Pets do anything without fumbling it twice first?
• WHAT THE **** has happened to Walker's kicking?
• Why is Mackay just an OK footballer? Why is Vince? ****ing Blondes.
• Why is Clarke ruining our ruckmen? Did we employ this bloke out of pity?

For ****'s sake AFC stand up for yourself, sort your shit.

 

[fabs33]

-Don't like it when any team -Quite often us- has every player go into the contest and have nobody staying down/waiting on the outside.
-Journalists/Umpires getting ahead of themselves; know your position flogs.
-Ex-footy players or any sportspeople who get positions on television/radio when they really shouldn't. They need more like Tredrea who actually knows what he's talking about.
-Changing the rules/interpretation of the rules to the game every week. Reflects the ALP in many ways. Both unprofessional.

This, I quite like Tredrea.

I hate having to listen to Barry Hall's voice, never mind what he has to say.

 

[fabs33]

HERE WE GO, HANG THE **** ON!!!!

• Why the **** aren't we a powerhouse in the competition?
• How have we squandered having huge crowds and the most members and dropped back to middle of the road?
• Why can't we make the hard decisions and move the middle of the roaders out of the team?
• How come we received the punishment when Melbourne tanked?
• WHY TEH **** did we give up our picks last year as a show of good faith ONLY to be slapped with MORE draft fines?
• WHY can't we ever contest anything at the tribunal?
• WHY do we ALWAYS finish a season with a massive free kick against /free kick for negative differential? AND IF ITS UMPIRING then WHY don't we complain loudly and publicly?
• Why are we the nice boys of the competition - the AFL clearly does not respect us the morning after? We are the moped of the AFL.
• HOW THE **** do we end up with Dwayne every week?
• Why can't Reilly do something resembling the right thing when under pressure?
• Why can't Pets do anything without fumbling it twice first?
• WHAT THE **** has happened to Walker's kicking?
• Why is Mackay just an OK footballer? Why is Vince? ******* Blondes.
• Why is Clarke ruining our ruckmen? Did we employ this bloke out of pity?

For ****'s sake AFC stand up for yourself, sort your shit.

Now breath deeply.

 

[OldCrowBloke]

HERE WE GO, HANG THE **** ON!!!!

• Why the **** aren't we a powerhouse in the competition?
• How have we squandered having huge crowds and the most members and dropped back to middle of the road?
• Why can't we make the hard decisions and move the middle of the roaders out of the team?
• How come we received the punishment when Melbourne tanked?
• WHY TEH **** did we give up our picks last year as a show of good faith ONLY to be slapped with MORE draft fines?
• WHY can't we ever contest anything at the tribunal?
• WHY do we ALWAYS finish a season with a massive free kick against /free kick for negative differential? AND IF ITS UMPIRING then WHY don't we complain loudly and publicly?
• Why are we the nice boys of the competition - the AFL clearly does not respect us the morning after? We are the moped of the AFL.
• HOW THE **** do we end up with Dwayne every week?
• Why can't Reilly do something resembling the right thing when under pressure?
• Why can't Pets do anything without fumbling it twice first?
• WHAT THE **** has happened to Walker's kicking?
• Why is Mackay just an OK footballer? Why is Vince? ******* Blondes.
• Why is Clarke ruining our ruckmen? Did we employ this bloke out of pity?

For ****'s sake AFC stand up for yourself, sort your shit.

This is an impressive Rant Coopers.
Don't go out tonight - you might kill someone.

 

[FR0GGY]

HERE WE GO, HANG THE **** ON!!!!

• Why is Vince ******* Blondes.

Good question