The Vent Thread

[ShearMagic9]

I did have a feeling it would be a mate.

Nice response from betsafe though

 

[TorresIsGod]

Haha nevermind, i'm too gullable. Was one of my poker mates - met him through OnGame. Apparently he made it up on the spot as well, scared the shit out of me!

I was the winner TorresIsGod

Betsafe's response to that email anyway: My God they're hopeless sometimes.

Oh, you were the winner. In that case, you should send back all your winnings to my PokerStars account please

Thanks.

Good work by your mates IMO. Pranks on mates are underrated.

 

[CrippsonBlue]

This to move into 8th/24. This guy had sucked out so many times.

Got stuck playing this shit for 7 hours - you better believe its going in the ****ing vent thread.

PokerStars Game #33590305409: Tournament #199550246, $1.00+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXVI (10000/20000) - 2009/10/03 14:08:25 ET
Table '199550246 198' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Sanitaeter13 (955139 in chips)
Seat 2: ppg882005 (318761 in chips)
Seat 3: marien1976 (726215 in chips)
Seat 4: sunshineeDTP (1147792 in chips)
Seat 6: maturana84 (853428 in chips)
Seat 7: lola1dk (2343496 in chips)
Seat 8: demakke (340374 in chips)
Seat 9: chadrawn (336712 in chips)
Sanitaeter13: posts the ante 2000
ppg882005: posts the ante 2000
marien1976: posts the ante 2000
sunshineeDTP: posts the ante 2000
maturana84: posts the ante 2000
lola1dk: posts the ante 2000
demakke: posts the ante 2000
chadrawn: posts the ante 2000
ppg882005: posts small blind 10000
marien1976: posts big blind 20000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ppg882005 [Kd Kh]
sunshineeDTP: folds
maturana84: folds
lola1dk: raises 20000 to 40000
demakke: folds
chadrawn: folds
Sanitaeter13: folds
ppg882005: raises 80000 to 120000
marien1976: folds
lola1dk: calls 80000
*** FLOP *** [7c Ks Jh]
ppg882005: checks
lola1dk: bets 80000
ppg882005: raises 116761 to 196761 and is all-in
lola1dk: calls 116761
*** TURN *** [7c Ks Jh] [9h]
chadrawn said, "nice"
*** RIVER *** [7c Ks Jh 9h] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ppg882005: shows [Kd Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
lola1dk: shows [Qc Th] (a straight, Nine to King)
lola1dk collected 669522 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 669522 | Rake 0
Board [7c Ks Jh 9h Ts]
Seat 1: Sanitaeter13 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ppg882005 (small blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: marien1976 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: sunshineeDTP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: maturana84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lola1dk showed [Qc Th] and won (669522) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 8: demakke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: chadrawn folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[Cartman121]

Event 7 $162 SH. But look who just so happened to be on my table IIRC he's Moorman1 or something similar and was ranked no.1 on OPR for OnGame, Stars and Tilt at the same time earlier in the year.

Seat 1: RandomDonk99 (2,615 in chips)
Seat 2: maxic277 (3,010 in chips)
Seat 4: king_cartman (1,860 in chips)
Seat 6: Megadolon (2,240 in chips)
Seat 7: gregurk (4,080 in chips)
Seat 9: ___GRECO___ (1,195 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
maxic277 posts blind (25), king_cartman posts blind (50).

PRE-FLOP
Megadolon folds, gregurk folds, ___GRECO___ folds, RandomDonk99 raises to 150, maxic277 folds, king_cartman calls 150.

FLOP [board cards: 7D,6H,5S ]
king_cartman checks, RandomDonk99 checks.

TURN [board cards: 7D,6H,5S,TH ]
king_cartman bets 200, RandomDonk99 folds.

SHOWDOWN
king_cartman wins 325.

Won 1 hand against him though (i'll take it) with K3ss - amazing bluff I know.

Edit: this guy might need a vent

Seat 1: RandomDonk99 (2,590 in chips)
Seat 2: maxic277 (3,010 in chips)
Seat 4: king_cartman (2,010 in chips)
Seat 6: Megadolon (2,240 in chips)
Seat 7: gregurk (3,955 in chips)
Seat 9: ___GRECO___ (1,195 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
maxic277 posts blind (25), king_cartman posts blind (50).

PRE-FLOP
Megadolon folds, gregurk folds, ___GRECO___ raises to 125, RandomDonk99 folds, maxic277 calls 125, king_cartman folds.

FLOP [board cards: QD,QC,TC ]
maxic277 checks, ___GRECO___ bets 225, maxic277 calls 225.

TURN [board cards: QD,QC,TC,2D ]
maxic277 checks, ___GRECO___ checks.

RIVER [board cards: QD,QC,TC,2D,9C ]
maxic277 bets 375, ___GRECO___ bets 845 and is all-in, maxic277 calls 845.

SHOWDOWN
___GRECO___ shows [ KC,JC ]
maxic277 mucks cards [ TH,QH ]
___GRECO___ wins 2,440.

 

[gizmo01]

Biggest lost ever. Against a guy playing 82% of hands. Notice the deep stacks.
Hurts.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $191.25
MP2: $50.00
CO: $41.30
BTN: $9.75
SB: $50.70
BB: $85.55
UTG: $49.50
Hero (UTG+1): $108.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with A

A

1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, MP1 raises to $4.50, 5 folds, Hero raises to $14, MP1 calls $9.50

Flop: ($28.75) Q

5

4

(2 players)
Hero bets $20, MP1 calls $20

Turn: ($68.75) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $40, MP1 calls $40

River: ($148.75) 2

(2 players)
Hero bets $34.75 all in, MP1 calls $34.75

Final Pot: $218.25
MP1 shows J

K

(a flush, King high)
Hero shows A

A

(a straight, Ace to Five)
MP1 wins $215.25
(Rake: $3.00)

 

[Cartman121]

Bah, slept through 2 alarms. That was a waste of a $100 ticket, it was a one rebuy/one addon as well so obv.missed both of those.

Seat 1: CorpseGr (6,150 in chips)
Seat 2: schaerli (4,550 in chips)
Seat 3: king_cartman (1,845 in chips)
Seat 4: SINGAM8S (5,385 in chips)
Seat 5: ctrllrtc (4,235 in chips)
Seat 6: Aviat0r (6,765 in chips)
Seat 7: rokosi (7,145 in chips)
Seat 8: G4bb4 (11,165 in chips)
Seat 9: gbpoker (6,925 in chips)
Seat 10: crazy-klaus (7,415 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
ctrllrtc posts blind (60), Aviat0r posts blind (120).

Blinds going up to 80/160 in 2 minutes.

 

[Cartman121]

Lol, and doubled. No need to play the first hour/rebuy and addon. This saves money and time.

Seat 1: CorpseGr (6,690 in chips)
Seat 2: schaerli (4,210 in chips)
Seat 3: king_cartman (2,205 in chips)
Seat 4: SINGAM8S (6,170 in chips)
Seat 5: ctrllrtc (4,255 in chips)
Seat 6: JustWinningg (5,085 in chips)
Seat 7: rokosi (4,725 in chips)
Seat 8: G4bb4 (11,417 in chips)
Seat 9: gbpoker (7,728 in chips)
Seat 10: crazy-klaus (14,000 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
schaerli posts blind (80), king_cartman posts blind (160).

PRE-FLOP
SINGAM8S folds, ctrllrtc folds, JustWinningg folds, rokosi folds, G4bb4 folds, gbpoker raises to 480, crazy-klaus folds, CorpseGr folds, schaerli folds, king_cartman raises to 1,520, gbpoker raises to 2,560, king_cartman calls 2,205 and is all-in.

FLOP [board cards: KD,3D,AD ]


TURN [board cards: KD,3D,AD,QH ]


RIVER [board cards: KD,3D,AD,QH,5C ]


SHOWDOWN
gbpoker shows [ 8C,8H ]
king_cartman shows [ 9S,KS ]
king_cartman wins 4,490.

Somehow not doing overly bad; 181st/235/358 (terrible turnout - $100 rebuy fairly steep though). And just figured out it's pot limit as well, what's the point honestly?

 

[Cartman121]

Fact: I haven't won one "coinflip" (-seeing how a. it's not exactly a coin flip, and b. we technically got it all in after the flop when i'm a 75% fav) during GSOP when my life has been on the line deep-ish in the tournament/to put me in a real good position. 89hh flop Qh8d5h lose that flip, AK vs 10's are the two that come to mind, and now this one. Would have put me up into 60th/179/358, sigh run better please.

Seat 1: Dima_Ru (3,795 in chips)
Seat 3: king_cartman (4,905 in chips)
Seat 4: queensmost (11,455 in chips)
Seat 5: felipe444 (14,288 in chips)
Seat 6: JustWinningg (9,210 in chips)
Seat 7: rokosi (14,945 in chips)
Seat 8: G4bb4 (11,247 in chips)
Seat 9: gbpoker (3,483 in chips)
Seat 10: crazy-klaus (13,955 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
JustWinningg posts ante (25), rokosi posts ante (25), G4bb4 posts ante (25), gbpoker posts ante (25), crazy-klaus posts ante (25), Dima_Ru posts ante (25), king_cartman posts ante (25), queensmost posts ante (25), felipe444 posts ante (25), JustWinningg posts blind (125), rokosi posts blind (250).

PRE-FLOP
G4bb4 folds, gbpoker folds, crazy-klaus calls 250, Dima_Ru raises to 875, king_cartman raises to 3,475, queensmost folds, felipe444 calls 3,475, JustWinningg folds, rokosi folds, crazy-klaus folds, Dima_Ru folds.

FLOP [board cards: 6D,4C,2C ]
king_cartman bets 1,405 and is all-in, felipe444 calls 1,405.

TURN [board cards: 6D,4C,2C,JD ]


RIVER [board cards: 6D,4C,2C,JD,KC ]


SHOWDOWN
king_cartman shows [ QC,QD ]
felipe444 shows [ AH,KH ]
felipe444 wins 11,485.

Surely after a limp, and two pot sized raises you know AK suited is behind here. Thought he must have been slow-playing aces to flat-call pre. Should have just stayed in bed, now missed out on an hours sleep that i'll need for my exam.

 

[CrippsonBlue]

Happy to get it in against short-stack, and then I lose the sidebet to this idiot.

How ****ing obvious is it that the heart will hit

PokerStars Game #33739140959: Tournament #201596199, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/10/07 8:28:00 ET
Table '201596199 3' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: MaTpacuk (3240 in chips)
Seat 2: johnCROATIA (6445 in chips)
Seat 3: Zookie (1230 in chips)
Seat 4: alphonse2502 (4285 in chips)
Seat 5: Matt Bren (5555 in chips)
Seat 6: seppl66 (1725 in chips)
Seat 7: AFCA JJ (3620 in chips)
Seat 8: ppg882005 (3465 in chips)
Seat 9: kievSerg (3240 in chips)
kievSerg: posts small blind 75
MaTpacuk: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ppg882005 [6s 6d]
johnCROATIA: folds
Zookie: raises 300 to 450
alphonse2502: folds
Matt Bren: folds
seppl66: folds
AFCA JJ: folds
ppg882005: raises 1200 to 1650
kievSerg: calls 1575
MaTpacuk: folds
Zookie: calls 780 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qh 7h 6h]
kievSerg: bets 1590 and is all-in
ppg882005: calls 1590
*** TURN *** [Qh 7h 6h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 7h 6h 8h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kievSerg: shows [Th 9s] (a flush, Queen high)
ppg882005: shows [6s 6d] (three of a kind, Sixes)
kievSerg collected 4020 from side pot
Zookie: shows [Ah Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
Zookie collected 3840 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7860 Main pot 3840. Side pot 4020. | Rake 0
Board [Qh 7h 6h 8h Js]
Seat 1: MaTpacuk (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: johnCROATIA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zookie showed [Ah Ac] and won (3840) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: alphonse2502 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Matt Bren folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: seppl66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: AFCA JJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ppg882005 (button) showed [6s 6d] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 9: kievSerg (small blind) showed [Th 9s] and won (4020) with a flush, Queen high

 

[CrippsonBlue]

Then to rub it in.

Poker is shit.

PokerStars Game #33739271326: Tournament #201596199, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/10/07 8:33:29 ET
Table '201596199 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: MaTpacuk (820 in chips)
Seat 2: johnCROATIA (7495 in chips)
Seat 3: Zookie (3540 in chips)
Seat 4: alphonse2502 (3985 in chips)
Seat 5: Matt Bren (4655 in chips)
Seat 6: seppl66 (2925 in chips)
Seat 7: AFCA JJ (3420 in chips)
Seat 8: ppg882005 (675 in chips)
Seat 9: kievSerg (5290 in chips)
AFCA JJ: posts small blind 100
ppg882005: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ppg882005 [4h 8d]
kievSerg: calls 200
MaTpacuk: raises 620 to 820 and is all-in
johnCROATIA: folds
Zookie: folds
alphonse2502: folds
Matt Bren: folds
seppl66: folds
AFCA JJ: folds
ppg882005: calls 475 and is all-in
kievSerg: calls 620
*** FLOP *** [7c 2s 6d]
*** TURN *** [7c 2s 6d] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [7c 2s 6d 4c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kievSerg: shows [8s Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
MaTpacuk: shows [Qs Ks] (high card King)
kievSerg collected 290 from side pot
ppg882005: shows [4h 8d] (a pair of Fours)
kievSerg collected 2125 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2415 Main pot 2125. Side pot 290. | Rake 0
Board [7c 2s 6d 4c Js]
Seat 1: MaTpacuk showed [Qs Ks] and lost with high card King
Seat 2: johnCROATIA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zookie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: alphonse2502 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Matt Bren folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: seppl66 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: AFCA JJ (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: ppg882005 (big blind) showed [4h 8d] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 9: kievSerg showed [8s Jh] and won (2415) with a pair of Jacks

 

[rogerdoger]

Getting beaten at final tables all in pre flop by fn T9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cartman121]

Don't get me wrong I love playing against the fish, but this shit just tilts me to no end. Should have the biggest chiplead known to man right now.

Seat 2: xmasterxxx (3,055 in chips)
Seat 3: bouda x (11,792 in chips)
Seat 4: king_cartman (13,440 in chips)
Seat 5: Sini10 (4,540 in chips)
Seat 6: Jugizu (2,770 in chips)
Seat 9: amstelakias (2,720 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
king_cartman posts blind (40), Sini10 posts blind (80).

PRE-FLOP
Jugizu folds, amstelakias folds, xmasterxxx folds, bouda x folds, king_cartman raises to 240, Sini10 calls 240.

FLOP [board cards: 3H,5H,AH ]
king_cartman bets 400, Sini10 calls 400.

TURN [board cards: 3H,5H,AH,5D ]
king_cartman checks, Sini10 bets 1,280, king_cartman bets 12,800 and is all-in, Sini10 calls 3,900 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards: 3H,5H,AH,5D,TH ]


SHOWDOWN
king_cartman shows [ 9S,AS ]
Sini10 shows [ TS,8H ]
Sini10 wins 9,080.

Edit: Omfg FFS. I honestly give up, would have put me in a monster chiplead again. Taking another ****ing break from poker.

Seat 2: xmasterxxx (2,875 in chips)
Seat 3: bouda x (11,612 in chips)
Seat 4: king_cartman (7,940 in chips)
Seat 5: Sini10 (9,710 in chips)
Seat 6: Jugizu (6,180 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
Sini10 posts blind (60), Jugizu posts blind (120).

PRE-FLOP
xmasterxxx calls 120, bouda x calls 120, king_cartman calls 120, Sini10 calls 120, Jugizu checks.

FLOP [board cards: QS,6D,7S ]
Sini10 bets 600, Jugizu folds, xmasterxxx folds, bouda x calls 600, king_cartman calls 600.

TURN [board cards: QS,6D,7S,4H ]
Sini10 bets 2,400, bouda x bets 10,892 and is all-in, king_cartman calls 7,220 and is all-in, Sini10 calls 8,990 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards: QS,6D,7S,4H,JS ]


SHOWDOWN
bouda x shows [ 6S,4S ]
king_cartman shows [ 8C,5C ]
Sini10 shows [ KS,QH ]
bouda x wins 24,060, bouda x wins 3,540.

 

[gizmo01]

Just got given a speech and slowrolled. The thing I hate most about poker.

 

[ashley12]

Woop woop woop woop

PokerStars Game #33994401346: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2009/10/14 4:11:52 AWST [2009/10/13 16:11:52 ET]
Table 'Wingolfia III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: #1 Man U fan ($31.50 in chips)
Seat 2: imhigh007 ($33.50 in chips)
Seat 3: teslen ($67.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Dettori84 ($57 in chips)
Seat 6: mareciits ($37.25 in chips)
aahh-hhaa joins the table at seat #5
mareciits: posts small blind $0.50
#1 Man U fan: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to #1 Man U fan [Kd As]
imhigh007: folds
teslen: folds
Dettori84: raises $1 to $2
mareciits: calls $1.50
#1 Man U fan: raises $1 to $3
Dettori84: calls $1
mareciits: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
#1 Man U fan: calls $1
Dettori84: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ad Jh Th]
mareciits: bets $1
#1 Man U fan: raises $1 to $2
Dettori84: folds
mareciits: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Ad Jh Th] [7d]
mareciits: checks
#1 Man U fan: bets $2
mareciits: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Ad Jh Th 7d] [Ks]
mareciits: bets $2
#1 Man U fan: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mareciits: shows [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
#1 Man U fan: mucks hand
mareciits collected $23 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $1
Board [Ad Jh Th 7d Ks]
Seat 1: #1 Man U fan (big blind) mucked [Kd As]
Seat 2: imhigh007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: teslen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Dettori84 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: mareciits (small blind) showed [Kc Kh] and won ($23) with three of a kind, Kings


PokerStars Game #33994491495: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2009/10/14 4:13:43 AWST [2009/10/13 16:13:43 ET]
Table 'Wingolfia III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: #1 Man U fan ($21 in chips)
Seat 2: imhigh007 ($35 in chips)
Seat 3: teslen ($67.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Dettori84 ($53 in chips)
Seat 6: mareciits ($49.25 in chips)
imhigh007: posts small blind $0.50
teslen: posts big blind $1
aahh-hhaa: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to #1 Man U fan [7d 7c]
Dettori84: folds
mareciits: calls $1
#1 Man U fan: raises $1 to $2
imhigh007: folds
teslen: folds
mareciits: raises $1 to $3
#1 Man U fan: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [2h Ah 4d]
mareciits: checks
#1 Man U fan: bets $1
mareciits: calls $1
*** TURN *** [2h Ah 4d] [4c]
mareciits: checks
#1 Man U fan: bets $2
mareciits: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [2h Ah 4d 4c] [4h]
mareciits: checks
#1 Man U fan: bets $2
mareciits: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
#1 Man U fan: shows [7d 7c] (a full house, Fours full of Sevens)
mareciits: shows [As Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Fours)
mareciits collected $16.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $17.50 | Rake $0.75
Board [2h Ah 4d 4c 4h]
Seat 1: #1 Man U fan (button) showed [7d 7c] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Sevens
Seat 2: imhigh007 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: teslen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Dettori84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: mareciits showed [As Ac] and won ($16.75) with a full house, Aces full of Fours


PokerStars Game #33994200018: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2009/10/14 4:07:48 AWST [2009/10/13 16:07:48 ET]
Table 'Wingolfia III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: #1 Man U fan ($41 in chips)
Seat 2: imhigh007 ($24 in chips)
Seat 3: teslen ($69.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Dettori84 ($60 in chips)
Seat 5: Tex Murphy ($46.25 in chips)
Seat 6: mareciits ($37.50 in chips)
Tex Murphy: posts small blind $0.50
mareciits: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to #1 Man U fan [7h 7d]
#1 Man U fan: raises $1 to $2
imhigh007: folds
teslen: folds
Dettori84: folds
Tex Murphy: folds
mareciits: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [9c 5c 2h]
mareciits: bets $1
#1 Man U fan: raises $1 to $2
mareciits: calls $1
*** TURN *** [9c 5c 2h] [Qd]
mareciits: checks
#1 Man U fan: bets $2
mareciits: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [9c 5c 2h Qd] [9s]
mareciits: checks
#1 Man U fan: bets $2
mareciits: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
#1 Man U fan: shows [7h 7d] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
mareciits: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
mareciits collected $15.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16.50 | Rake $0.75
Board [9c 5c 2h Qd 9s]
Seat 1: #1 Man U fan showed [7h 7d] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 2: imhigh007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: teslen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Dettori84 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tex Murphy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: mareciits (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($15.75) with two pair, Aces and Nines

 

[Cartman121]

LOL at mareciits taking slowplaying to a new level.

 

[Vegas.]

You're a Deakin man yeah Cartman? All finished? I know I am. It's god damn amazing.

 

[Cartman121]

You're a Deakin man yeah Cartman? All finished? I know I am. It's god damn amazing.

I only just got home since finishing on Tuesday, it feels ****ing good! Oh and 5 months!!

 

[Vegas.]

I only just got home since finishing on Tuesday, it feels ****ing good! Oh and 5 months!!

Yeah I finished on Tuesday too, it is amazing having 5 months of ZERO responsibility. Poker is going to cop a work out this Summer.

 

[Cartman121]

Yeah I finished on Tuesday too, it is amazing having 5 months of ZERO responsibility. Poker is going to cop a work out this Summer.

Which will no doubt mean that this thread will cop a work out as well.

 

[Vegas.]

Haha, you know it man. Just hoping I put more bad beats on than I cop. This is unlikely (I'd like to say that's because I always get my money in good, but I cant).

 

[Cartman121]

On the final table of a $50er with 220 runners. This is exactly why I hate playing against dumb fish, should have just taken that pot down pre, instead I get this just terrible, terrible player playing this crap. Seriously wtf is that stupid min-raise pre? I flop the world expecting to be at worst ~40/60 against an overpair and he flips over one of the worst hands I could have seen.

Seat 1: pokerkid253 (157,816 in chips)
Seat 3: king_cartman (50,153 in chips)
Seat 5: SmokeMyDog (53,274 in chips)
Seat 6: Kiros83 (37,146 in chips)
Seat 7: batoncheg_x (75,043 in chips) ... Read More
Seat 8: pokerboul59 (96,567 in chips)
Seat 9: MrScofield81 (73,135 in chips)
Seat 10: inconito 22 (29,366 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
batoncheg_x posts ante (250), pokerboul59 posts ante (250), MrScofield81 posts ante (250), inconito 22 posts ante (250), pokerkid253 posts ante (250), king_cartman posts ante (250), SmokeMyDog posts ante (250), Kiros83 posts ante (250), batoncheg_x posts blind (1,250), pokerboul59 posts blind (2,500).

PRE-FLOP
MrScofield81 folds, inconito 22 folds, pokerkid253 folds, king_cartman raises to 6,250, SmokeMyDog folds, Kiros83 raises to 10,000, batoncheg_x folds, pokerboul59 folds, king_cartman calls 10,000.

FLOP [board cards: 8C,5S,6S ]
king_cartman checks, Kiros83 bets 26,896 and is all-in, king_cartman calls 26,896.

TURN [board cards: 8C,5S,6S,2H ]

RIVER [board cards: 8C,5S,6S,2H,3H ]

SHOWDOWN
Kiros83 shows [ 8S,9C ]
king_cartman shows [ 7D,8D ]
Kiros83 wins 79,542.

1st $2.8k, out in 7th for $340...FML.

 

[rogerdoger]

New account at GNUF for some free software.
Micro NL
1st session Wed night up 10 euro
Back to even after being delt bullets 4 times last night and losing 3 of them.

 

[Drummer_19]

Oh you kids and your university talk, takes me back to 2 years ago before I so gracefully dropped out.

 

[Ricketts]

Deakin? Now there was a waste of 4 years.

 

[gizmo01]

Literally 10th hand at NL100 shot taking.

Get in QQ vs 45 on a 343 board.
Turn 2.
River 6.

GG poker.

EDIT : I have KK v AA. King on river. WEEEE!
EDIT : I guess 96% equity isn't enough.