Society & Culture The worst thing you've ever done to someone/something

[PP34]

Surely some of you have done some bad things?

In before someone mentions how they've murdered their wife.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Murdered my wife.

 

[revival_mode]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

 

[Damp Squarie]

I bought the missus a Poort Power Membership

 

[Piss Poor]

I shot the Sheriff but I did not shot the deputy.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Tied somones shoelaces together.

 

[Gough]

I worked with a little arseh*le who always drank tea out of the same mug which he never washed. I took it into the can one day, pissed in it, gave it a swirl around and returned it the kitchen.
He never noticed until the day he was fired at which point I casually mentioned it to him as I escorted him from the premises.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Tied somones shoelaces together.

Lol

 

[Impunity!]

I caused the global financial crisis for the lulz

 

[coach31]

There was this one time I sucked Revolver dry

 

[Sheeds]

I once punched a guy in the nuts.
On face value it does not sound that bad but he was in a wheelchair.

 

[Waynesworld]

I once punched a guy in the nuts.
On face value it does not sound that bad but he was in a wheelchair.

What did your boyfriend do to deserve that???

 

[Happy Mastenator]

I once shat in a cup, two of my female friends accidentally ate it.

 

[NSWCROW]

Half-rooted a mates missus

She came at me......

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

I rooted the other half of NSWCROW's mate's missus.

 

[Waynesworld]

Half-rooted a mates missus

She came at me......

How do you half root someone...???

I mean - you either stuck your **** in her or you didn't?

 

[Igloo]

Lol'd at "half-rooted".

 

[NSWCROW]

got interrupted

 

[I bleed Blue]

By your mate?

 

[NSWCROW]

By your mate?

No another mate......then she went and told her BF/my mate

was spewin , had just shifted into 3rd too

 

[treefingers]

^How did that end up? Would never do that to one of my mates

 

[NSWCROW]

I was with some bird.
She slutted it up with another mate.
Best mates missus punched her.
Then came at me.
My ego needed boosting.


Not proud of it.
Stood in front of my mate with arms out.....said " Fire away "
Told me i'd never know when it was coming.
They split.
1 year later she called me wanting to catch up.
" Yeahnar " i said


we are still mates now ( this was 15 years ago )

 

[porksy]

When I was in year 7, I was dared by the popular girls to tell a friend I could see her arse (she was wearing short shorts). Of course, being the people pleaser I am, I did so.

She ran off crying, and I ran after her straight away, crying myself as I apologised 489339 times.

I don't like being mean to people. Except on BF. Some people...I swear it's as if they WANT me to bring out my meme collection

 

[Cruyff14]

When I was in year 7, I was dared by the popular girls to tell a friend I could see her arse (she was wearing short shorts). Of course, being the people pleaser I am, I did so.

She ran off crying, and I ran after her straight away, crying myself as I apologised 489339 times.

I don't like being mean to people. Except on BF. Some people...I swear it's as if they WANT me to bring out my meme collection

You have a meme collection?

I will assume you don't have a life.

 

[porksy]

You have a meme collection?

I will assume you don't have a life.

And I will assume by your 7600 posts in just over a year, you are a very busy, well-educated, well-endowed man, with a GREAT sarcasm detector.