Vintage Bay Things that make Dustin Martin angry

[Benwah83]

The female customer anticipated trouble when her fortune cookie message simply read "Grrrrrr!".

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

How to use chopsticks by Dustin MartinView attachment 198846

Worked for me in japan so far

 

[_Cayz_]

Wait till the media hears he threatened to glass her with a paper cup.

 

[Cyclops]

Dusty needs some time at the monastery to cool off.

 

[captain blood 17]

Dusty saves the off season bless his cotton socks.

Yeah he should of been a real man and glassed her like Wayne


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[GWBogan]

I love her "he was in and out of the bathroom" line. Dusty doing lines all day at stereo and finishing his bag in a restaurant bar. Hope ASADA got to him before the story broke.

Wrong colour sash.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Probably just had an adverse reaction to the "MSG"

Dusty can't even spell MSG and he thinks MSG is the Tigers home ground.

 

[evo]

Dusty wouldn't hurt a fly

 

[royals1922]

Yeah he should of been a real man and glassed her like Wayne


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Wayne would probably done some high quality toilet work with her*


*when have I ever defended Carey...

 

[kozi]

People like you

 

[captain blood 17]

Wayne would probably done some high quality toilet work with her*


*when have I ever defended Carey...

Lol, i know big guy, i was just going a cheap shot from the cheap seats.
Dusty is a ****ing dick and i hope we come down hard on him.


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[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Lol, i know big guy, i was just going a cheap shot from the cheap seats.
Dusty is a ******* dick and i hope we come down hard on him.


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KB wants to give him a 12 month suspension. I feel it's overkill. One month and a season long alcohol and pingers ban with further penalties for breaking this condition.

 

[captain blood 17]

KB wants to give him a 12 month suspension. I feel it's overkill. One month and a season long alcohol and pingers ban with further penalties for breaking this condition.

I love him as a player, but, if it aint the first 6 weeks of the season and a hefty fine, we aren't serious as a club.

 

[Catastic82]

Do a SJ on him which will hopefully turn around his behaviour

6-7 months or GTFO

 

[Duritz]

I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like he ran a systematic doping program on the restraunteurs then lied to them about not knowing what was in their meals before disappearing to the south of France for a year then coming back and holding the restaurant to ransom as he pursued his own selfish interests before being fired in disgrace, did he?

 

[Starburns_]

KB wants to give him a 12 month suspension. I feel it's overkill. One month and a season long alcohol and pingers ban with further penalties for breaking this condition.

I wish KB got a 12 month ban from radio for being a muppet, but we can't all get what we want.

 

[Hawk Dork]

However the view of the AFL and its clubs is that only a handful of footballers, who have provided positive illicit drug results, have significant separate health issues.
Under the new policy, those players will remain invisible under the three-strike system and placed on a private medical pathway.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...osages-from-hair-testing-20151027-gkke9i.html
Surely an "MSG" allergy would mean he could grow his hair long like a Bondi Billionaire and be put on a private medical pathway with rubber chopsticks provided.

 

[theyellowsash]

he would hate getting suspended by his club or the afl for threatening violence after clarkson got nothing for actually hitting someone and hodge got nothing for breaking the law by drink driving

 

[Pavlovs Cat]

"If anything I have said or done has caused anyone to feel threatened, then that is totally inappropriate"

God I hate these "If anything I've said/done..." apologies.

I was pulling that shit on my sister when I was 10 ffs.

Too much information

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Things smarter than Dustin

 

[Coathanger]

The reason he reacted so badly, was he found out they were using Kiwi beef leftover from Keefe & Thomas!!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Things smarter than Dustin
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Yea, the swans aren't the smartest.

 

[Double the Fist]

keVen BartleT sujesting i shood get kicKed outt ov richmand 4 a yeer.

fuken meedia commontaters!

Grrrrr

 

[Thirteen]

Surely he would have threatened to stab her with a fork as if that neanderthal could use chopsticks

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Yea, the swans aren't the smartest.

That's a dodo man. But yeh the swans can GAGF to