Pets Things that please me

[BotsMaster]

Taking my car in for a service and get given a brand new car, only 240k's on the clock, as a replacement for the day. Things that shit me - was a Mazda 3.

What car do you own?

 

[Ross Prunster]

6

 

[Caesar]

Domestic cricket back on FTA television.

 

[Gough]

Domestic cricket back on FTA television.

I'd hardly call what South Australia are playing cricket. Thank Allah, the Wallabies are on later.... on second thoughts.

 

[bradrowe#32]

This website pleases me.

 

[Tulip]

Replace broken mac battery: $160.

Amount won on Fawkner earlier: $160.

 

[Freofalcon]

You know when you've been on the sauce all night and you're so hungry you could eat a cow between two bread trucks.
You walk into the Kebab shop and order your usual Double chicken the lot with garlic sauce. You watch Habib lay out the pita, crack the egg , lay on all the salads and sauce, slice the meat off, roll it all up snug as a bug and hands it over.

You slowly rip open that top bit of paper, get a little wiff of the garlic and take your first bite.

 

[Plugger35]

You bastard.

Now I want to go Cosmos Kebabs in Leederville.

I've eaten through the paper on their kebabs I'm that desperate to get a fang on.

 

[Hendersloane]

Got pulled over for a blown headlight, no defect notice/fine

 

[rocker_oz33]

Seeing eagles of death metal in epic movie I said ho.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Eggs in kebabs. Bless you westerners and your innovation.

 

[Natho]

Not drinking 20 beers on a Saturday night. It feels great waking up Sunday without being a complete mess.

 

[Gough]

I was eighteen when this happened and this footage still sends chills up my spine.

 

[Quivorir]

Bucks weekends.

 

[Shell]

Having a 3 on day and also finding out the meeting this arvo has been moved to another date.

Bucks weekends.

Details pls.

 

[Quivorir]

Having a 3 on day and also finding out the meeting this arvo has been moved to another date.



Details pls.

Nothing special, just went to Echuca for the weekend. Beers for breakfast...takes its toll on someone who doesnt drink anymore. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired now.

 

[Shell]

Nothing special, just went to Echuca for the weekend. Beers for breakfast...takes its toll on someone who doesnt drink anymore. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired now.

Dam was hoping for some story to rival "The Hangover"


Also is the space under your desk quite large?? Get some shut eye Costanza style maybe

 

[Quivorir]

Is one thing. Some guys made a cake with weed in it, they did nothing right. One guy was so affected by it he was tripping balls thinking people were chasing him and trying to kill him. He got a taxi and tried to get it to take him home - 4-5 hours away - he then decided to ask to stay at the taxi drivers place. The driver let him stay. He then thought they were trying to kill him so he left and paid for a new hotel room next to the hotel he already had a room.

This guy also had to broken feed from jumping off the fence at Lunar Park when security caught them in there at 4 am

 

[Gough]

Is one thing. Some guys made a cake with weed in it, they did nothing right. One guy was so affected by it he was tripping balls thinking people were chasing him and trying to kill him. He got a taxi and tried to get it to take him home - 4-5 hours away - he then decided to ask to stay at the taxi drivers place. The driver let him stay. He then thought they were trying to kill him so he left and paid for a new hotel room next to the hotel he already had a room.

This guy also had to broken feed from jumping off the fence at Lunar Park when security caught them in there at 4 am

I used to cook a loaded chilli, which punters could come in and order if they asked for "Gough's chilli". It enlivened many office drone's afternoons.

 

[Shell]

This guy also had to broken feed from jumping off the fence at Lunar Park when security caught them in there at 4 am

two broken feet from jumping off the fence at Luna Park?

I take it this incident was separate from the bucks weekend. Anyway, sounds fun. Never knew taxi drivers were so hospitable.


Meanwhile I am pleased I've finished my annual review. Came to the conclusion I am the best employee ever.

 

[Run n Spread]

two broken feet from jumping off the fence at Luna Park?

I take it this incident was separate from the bucks weekend. Anyway, sounds fun. Never knew taxi drivers were so hospitable.


Meanwhile I am pleased I've finished my annual review. Came to the conclusion I am the best employee ever.

You had to review yourself? So when it comes to voting employee of the year I'd assume everyone is tied on 1 vote. Hope you negotiated yourself a pay raise.

 

[Shell]

You had to review yourself? So when it comes to voting employee of the year I'd assume everyone is tied on 1 vote. Hope you negotiated yourself a pay raise.

Yep, you go over major achievements, professional learning completed and make a note of anything you wish to discuss in the actual meeting. (You have a meeting with one of the senior teachers). Bit of a wank, but eh you gotta do it.

 

[rocker_oz33]

two broken feet from jumping off the fence at Luna Park?

I take it this incident was separate from the bucks weekend. Anyway, sounds fun. Never knew taxi drivers were so hospitable.

I was thinking the samething it just took longer for me to process .

 

[Quivorir]

two broken feet from jumping off the fence at Luna Park?

I take it this incident was separate from the bucks weekend. Anyway, sounds fun. Never knew taxi drivers were so hospitable.

Yeah seperate. Just thought it was a good story. Hes not meant to be walking, but was on his feet the whole weekend...

 

[Shell]

Brought a piddly crap apple for my lunch today, in the staff room feeling very sorry for myself -need to put more effort into my lunches-, then someone brings in a homemade lasagne for everyone to share.