No way, wait til you have 6 month old poo particles decomposing in your gooch hair and then tell me it's a correct method.
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Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does
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TheFreshBanana
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Get rid of the gooch hair son! No womans gonna lick a hairy gooch!
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Everytime I listen to music on my ipod, instead of just skipping a song I fast forward it all the way to the end so I can get the play count #numbersnerd
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TheFreshBanana
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I do this if I want to skip the song halfway through. I still count it as a play.
I think the play count should be officially counted after the first minute of the song.
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Yeah that's exactly what I do.
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If I am getting an elevator to the ground floor of a building, I let a good, chunky fart go just as we're nearly a the ground. This gives it time to get out, and be at full elevator circulation as the people waiting to go up step in. I always make sure to get out before they get in, and slink away.
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LOL, I do this too.
It reached a strange point for me when I happened to have a free MP3 download (those ones they usually give you when you buy an album on vinyl) of an album that I had acquired by less legal means some years before, yet I was reluctant to replace it on my ipod because it would reset the play count of those songs.
The best ones are the ones that leave a stain on your jocks.
I'm not sure if this has been mentioned. Weighing yourself before and after going to the bathroom.
chargers 09
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If someone has a shower before me I need to piss all over the shower floor before entering the shower. Not sure why.
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chargers 09
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Firs it's shitting in the shower and stomping it down the plug hole, now it's pissing all over the floor after someone has been in there before you.
Chargers, you have some weird shower habits.
Chargers, you have some weird shower habits.
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I touch myself
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Marking your territory like a dog does.
After I take a dump I stand up and try to slice it in half with my piss.
Papa Juggs
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Surely trolling?
Each to their own. Literally in this case.
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