Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[JD11]

No way, wait til you have 6 month old poo particles decomposing in your gooch hair and then tell me it's a correct method.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

No way, wait til you have 6 month old poo particles decomposing in your gooch hair and then tell me it's a correct method.

Wait wait wait wait, I think I may have found a solution to this problem!

Take a shower.

 

[Jmac2225]

No way, wait til you have 6 month old poo particles decomposing in your gooch hair and then tell me it's a correct method.

Get rid of the gooch hair son! No womans gonna lick a hairy gooch!

 

[treefingers]

Everytime I listen to music on my ipod, instead of just skipping a song I fast forward it all the way to the end so I can get the play count #numbersnerd

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Everytime I listen to music on my ipod, instead of just skipping a song I fast forward it all the way to the end so I can get the play count #numbersnerd

I do this if I want to skip the song halfway through. I still count it as a play.

I think the play count should be officially counted after the first minute of the song.

 

[treefingers]

I do this if I want to skip the song halfway through. I still count it as a play.

I think the play count should be officially counted after the first minute of the song.

Yeah that's exactly what I do.

 

[Duritz]

If I am getting an elevator to the ground floor of a building, I let a good, chunky fart go just as we're nearly a the ground. This gives it time to get out, and be at full elevator circulation as the people waiting to go up step in. I always make sure to get out before they get in, and slink away.

 

[Starburns_]

Everytime I listen to music on my ipod, instead of just skipping a song I fast forward it all the way to the end so I can get the play count #numbersnerd

LOL, I do this too.

It reached a strange point for me when I happened to have a free MP3 download (those ones they usually give you when you buy an album on vinyl) of an album that I had acquired by less legal means some years before, yet I was reluctant to replace it on my ipod because it would reset the play count of those songs.

 

[BotsMaster]

If I am getting an elevator to the ground floor of a building, I let a good, chunky fart go just as we're nearly a the ground. This gives it time to get out, and be at full elevator circulation as the people waiting to go up step in. I always make sure to get out before they get in, and slink away.

The best ones are the ones that leave a stain on your jocks.

 

[Jab]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned. Weighing yourself before and after going to the bathroom.

 

[ioppolo]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned. Weighing yourself before and after going to the bathroom.

Did this once. Was 1kg lighter afterwards.

 

[Jethro!]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned. Weighing yourself before and after going to the bathroom.

I work with many kids with eating disorders. They'll do this and also weigh their poop.

 

[Jethro!]

Often on my way to work I'll cupcake myself in the car.

 

[chargers 09]

If someone has a shower before me I need to piss all over the shower floor before entering the shower. Not sure why.

 

[Quivorir]

If someone has a shower before me I need to piss all over the shower floor before entering the shower. Not sure why.

 

[chargers 09]

I'm not joking.

 

[Igloo]

Firs it's shitting in the shower and stomping it down the plug hole, now it's pissing all over the floor after someone has been in there before you.
Chargers, you have some weird shower habits.

 

[treefingers]

I touch myself

 

[Quivorir]

Post this was a response to was deleted.

 

[Piss Poor]

If someone has a shower before me I need to piss all over the shower floor before entering the shower. Not sure why.

Marking your territory like a dog does.

 

[crazyman27]

After I take a dump I stand up and try to slice it in half with my piss.

 

[Jackfrost]

Mix Milo with just enough milk to wet it and eat it with a spoon

 

[Papa Juggs]

Surely trolling?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Each to their own. Literally in this case.

 

[Rooz90]

I sometimes sit on my left (oppo) hand until it goes numb, then proceed to wack off.

Gives the illusion someone else is doing it.