Computers & Internet Tinder

[Big Bryza]

moved up to the country for work recently living in melb my whole life, getting heaps of matches and had a girl come back to my place twice this week, can't close her tho, pissweak by me...im determined tho, she's gonna take that dichhhhhhkkkah

Where have you moved to?

 

[Duritz]

Where have you moved to?

He took out a restraining order for a reason man... Let him go.

 

[Slax]

Getting pissed off with Tinder finding more and more using it as a dating app with no intention of sex on first date, some come across as none on second date too but don't want to go through the relationship crap. Just means wasting time and good pick up lines for nothing.

Anyway into spring carnival racing, the time of the year a smart suit, good tie and making sure you don't get totally pissed means you are guaranteed a root on race days.

 

[King Elvis]

Super like has stung me a couple of times - swiping up does it, but if you're swiping right and happen to go diagonally right/up, then it does a super like...

And it does the same if you swipe left and up :|

 

[BACCS]

I haven't received a super like yet

 

[Richo is God]

I haven't received a super like yet

I think I got a return super like but they unmatched me straight away

hurt me

 

[FootyJunkie]

I think I got a return super like but they unmatched me straight away

hurt me

super likes should be iron clad for the lols

 

[King Elvis]

I haven't received a super like yet

I'd super like you buddy.

 

[Rough_Edges]

I've started just guessing girls heights as ice breakers with birds who have no bio and look boring AF



not working very well*

*not working at all

 

[Rough_Edges]

Also, I opened convo with the bird who super liked me. Will report back with results

 

[Catfish Alley]

What is this 'super like' thing? It's a hook up site. Either you're attracted or not.

 

[St 07]

I still can't decide whether I prefer Tinder or Grindr. Seems to be a much higher male demographic on Grindr but I'll persist

 

[Duritz]

I've started just guessing girls heights as ice breakers with birds who have no bio and look boring AF

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not working very well*

*not working at all

Try guessing how many cawks they've sucked in their life. That'll work. Something like -

You: 58
Her: I'm sorry?
You: I'm guessing you've sucked 58 cawks. And you're only young, too. That's a lot.

 

[bombersfan4000]

Is Jennifer bold?

Kinda a turnoff for me.

In the same boad dude. I'd bet you any money she would have a cupboard full of leather gear, whips and hand cuffs

 

[Richo is God]

What is this 'super like' thing? It's a hook up site. Either you're attracted or not.

I don't really understand it either. Especially if your like most people and spam like everyone

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[akkaps]

lol

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I've started just guessing girls heights as ice breakers with birds who have no bio and look boring AF

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not working very well*

*not working at all

Guessing weight would be more fun

 

[Catfish Alley]

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There's some weird things going on it that picture.

 

[The_Anvil]

There's some weird things going on it that picture.

No shit. Who puts their range in miles instead of kilometers

 

[akkaps]

No shit. Who puts their range in miles instead of kilometers

You do realise that's not his personal screenshot. And that the screen shot was taken in the US.

 

[Borderline]

I downloaded the "fake GPS" app on android so now I can swipe wherever I want in the world for free, without paying for their shitty Tinder plus. It's funny because I'll come up on their screen as being x km away rather than 15000, so you can pretend you're a backpacker or something. Mildly amusing

 

[Catfish Alley]

Sounds like it would be potentially frustrating.

 

[Borderline]

Sounds like it would be potentially frustrating.

Build up a worldwide network and you're set no matter where you're travelling

 

[Catfish Alley]

Youth hostels have worked well enough