Computers & Internet Tinder

[thegrach]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

 

[brahj]

What am I looking for on tinder?

Funny answers, quick.

I got a message like this today. I said credit card details or the status of your kidney's. I then got asked if I wanted to hook up because her boyfriend has erectile dysfunction but the conversation would have to continue through email. I had to ask why email was more secure than Tinder? Are her and her boyfriend sharing a Tinder account?

 

[FoolCat]

I got a message like this today. I said credit card details or the status of your kidney's. I then got asked if I wanted to hook up because her boyfriend has erectile dysfunction but the conversation would have to continue through email. I had to ask why email was more secure than Tinder? Are her and her boyfriend sharing a Tinder account?

Yep, what a ****. Didn't even give her whole email address.

 

[brahj]

Yep, what a ****. Didn't even give her whole email address.

milazzomargheritanbx@yahoo.com - if you were wondering.

 

[savagelunchbox]

This is what my last 30 profiles have looked like, although these aren't the best examples, but were the last 3 of these types.

Some random 'about me' profile, often with wrong name and age as Scotland alluded to here.

Their ages are all mid 20's, their active time is all the same (give or take 2 mins), and they're all the same distance from me, which also happens to coincide with how far from the CBD I am.

Having sifted through the 30 spam bots though, I'm now dealing with real people.

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They're back again. Thought they were done after sifting through 30 of 'em.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Mine seems to be picking up people from Perth and Melbourne for some reason. Not sure whats going on there unless there are a heap of Melbourne people on holiday over here atm.

Been noticing that aswell Lol!

 

[Big Bryza]

Was out having a beer on friday, girl I had on tinder said she was drinking nearby. After finishing up friends, i went to meet her. Got to the club she was at, and it was very obvious why she only had face pics. She must have been pushing 150 kgs, honestly don't know how she made it up the stairs. I sculled one beer, said I had to take a call, and bailed harder than I ever have in my life.

Benching 150 is a mighty effort.

 

[T2B_]

Kinda feel sorry for those large girls when guys are literally running away from them lol.

However yes, they might avoid that situation if they don't use clever angled face pics.

 

[Rough_Edges]

I feel for overweight people as well.

Like I know they prob do eat a shit load but dieting would be hard, especially for people with slow metabolism.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I dont. Past about 15, it becomes your responsibility and not your parents. How hard is it to eat well and go to the gym a couple of times a week

 

[ash_1050]

Kinda feel sorry for those large girls when guys are literally running away from them lol.

However yes, they might avoid that situation if they don't use clever angled face pics.

*disclaimer*
Actual body size may vary from that implied in photo.

 

[Julius Seizure]

Does tinder stack it so anyone who has liked you comes up straight away? I generally find my first 10 to 20 swipes of a day are matches, then nothing till the next day, apart from a few scattered matches that come up during the day.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Does tinder stack it so anyone who has liked you comes up straight away? I generally find my first 10 to 20 swipes of a day are matches, then nothing till the next day, apart from a few scattered matches that come up during the day.

pretty much, but I feel like they have every 2nd person of your first 10-20 has 'liked' you, just to keep you on your toes

 

[WCErevival]

I wouldn't be surprised if half of those bot profiles are stolen from actual profiles. They've finally realised the model photoshoot pictures are a bit obvious. Their convo is getting better now too where they try and talk before springing the typical web link

 

[Julius Seizure]

I wouldn't be surprised if half of those bot profiles are stolen from actual profiles. They've finally realised the model photoshoot pictures are a bit obvious. Their convo is getting better now too where they try and talk before springing the typical web link

I was scrolling through my matches yesterday and had the exact same profile 3 times.

 

[Rough_Edges]

I dont. Past about 15, it becomes your responsibility and not your parents. How hard is it to eat well and go to the gym a couple of times a week

My opinion would be an unpopular one.

 

[Old M8]

They could solve this fake profile crisis by just not allowing links to be sent.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

My opinion would be an unpopular one.

What is it

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

What is it

I feel for overweight people as well.

Like I know they prob do eat a shit load but dieting would be hard, especially for people with slow metabolism.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Didn't realize he was the one I quoted

 

[Joker91]

Deleted tinder tonight. Have been hooking up with a girl for a few months now and today for the first time I actually felt bad about being on tinder. So let's see where me and this girl end up....

Until next time tinder!

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Deleted tinder tonight. Have been hooking up with a girl for a few months now and today for the first time I actually felt bad about being on tinder. So let's see where me and this girl end up....

Until next time tinder!

Shouldn't this be a facebook status update?

Single, Deleted Tinder, In a Relationship, Engaged, Married, On Tinder, Seperated, It's complicated, Single!

the circle of life.

 

[OhhhhhCyril]

I'm looking to hookup. I have a boyfriend who can't have sex with me because of his erectile dysfunction.

Haha wtf is this random bs..

 

[Beerfish]

stay away from Rough_Edges girl dude

/selfburn
/inb4BALKAN
/inb4kfc1

I don't get it. Do you like heavy women?

 

[Rough_Edges]

Mate left mine last night bout 11.

Can't sleep. Horny.

Tinder I think. Open it up, some girl spoken to me. Biggish.

She keen.

End up going there. 25 min drive.

I kid you not, she was as big as a truck

I think

I can't do this

Do it anyway

Fall asleep

Wake up next to her. Plan escape root.

Can't find shoes

Leave them

Sneak out.

Can't get the picture out of my mind

delete her tinder. never given her my number. Free I think.

Doesn't help. She was BIG

walk in house

mum in kitchen. ****

can I just turn around and walk back out? decide bad idea

she asks "where you been"

I thought she was working. I didn't think of a lie, I'm not in the right mental state for this

"I couldn't sleep so I went for a drive"

she says, didn't you leave at 12?

genius

i laugh all the way until I'm at my door.

Ha! Out manoeuvred.

short elation of outsmarting mum quickly replaced by the crushing blow of what I've done

Beerfish