Computers & Internet Tinder

[bok_party]

Is she saying she has a dick?

 

[Piss Poor]

Haha, Yh I know mate just being facetious

Oh, haha. Never mind my post then.[emoji3]

 

[Private Hudson]

One of you, I dare you, do the following for a laugh:

Register a new account called Ted, here's a profile pic:

Description:

I like politics, the park, most outdoors places, I love university girls. Perfect first date would be we go for a drive somewhere private in my volkswagen bug, I can talk to you for hours, don't swipe right unless you're a brunette.

The sad thing is that most people on Tinder wouldn't even realise who that is.

 

[Duritz]

The sad thing is that most people on Tinder wouldn't even realise who that is.

That's the thing... you'd definitely get matched I reckon. Often. Would be very funny to let them know they're keen on one of America's biggest serial killers.

 

[WCErevival]

So larger girl but with pretty face. What do you do.

 

[Rough_Edges]

So larger girl but with pretty face. What do you do.

Fk the sloot

/stratton_gun

 

[Plugger35]

So larger girl but with pretty face. What do you do.

Buy her a treadmill.

 

[royboy2]

hahaha she prob would, then we'd move on to the next one... you never know if you dont try/ask.

You might want to look at the app "3nder" The Sultan

 

[Scotland]

So larger girl but with pretty face. What do you do.

Want to know how to get her into bed?

Piece of cake!

 

[WCErevival]

Want to know how to get her into bed?

Piece of cake!

Haha seriously though wondered do guys go there or not. Always think its a bit of a waste.

 

[hazard]

So larger girl but with pretty face. What do you do.

Marry her, and end up playing 400 games for North Melbourne.

Oh wait, you said pretty face?

 

[toxic]

Haha seriously though wondered do guys go there or not. Always think its a bit of a waste.

Waste or waist?

 

[hazard]

Haha seriously though wondered do guys go there or not. Always think its a bit of a waste.

To answer your question honestly, yes I usually go there. Don't tell your friends, don't take her out on dates. Just **** her and do the weird shit that normal chicks won't do for you. If you want to slap her, spit on her, piss on her, ass to mouth etc etc, now's your chance buddy.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

.......holy mackerel....

 

[Rough_Edges]

wow

 

[MarcusP2]

Overweight =/= desperate for any male attention...

 

[Catfish Alley]

I don't think that's true. An overweight girl can still get sex pretty easily. Overweight guys not so much.

 

[MarcusP2]

It says 'does not equal'.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Ha. My bad. Was skimming quickly on my phone.

 

[t_94]

 

[Big Bryza]

So larger girl but with pretty face. What do you do.

She'd **** you like it's the last one she'll ever get.

 

[Duritz]

She'd **** you like it's the last one she'll ever get.

That's the reason right there.

 

[The Passenger]

I don't think that's true. An overweight girl can still get sex pretty easily. Overweight guys not so much.

When I was living in a hostel in Melbourne the person who got the most sex was a really obese German girl. She was huge. 130kg at least. She was cool to hang out with but I never dared go there. She was getting laid a few times every week.

 

[Duritz]

When I was living in a hostel in Melbourne the person who got the most sex was a really obese German girl. She was huge. 130kg at least. She was cool to hang out with but I never dared go there. She was getting laid a few times every week.

Your theory as to why she was getting laid so much? Guys knew she was easy and just wanted a warm, wet place to stick it?

 

[toxic]

Your theory as to why she was getting laid so much? Guys knew she was easy and just wanted a warm, wet place to stick it?

She was called hoover if that counts