Computers & Internet Tinder

[BALKAN]

People have told me they have accidentally matched with transgenders and I can't help but think that they really shouldn't be allowed to call themselves female if they are born a male and vice versa. They are as much a female as I am an attack helipcopter

I agree. On something like tinder it's just being deceptive.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I'm guessing they'd tell you within a few text messages.

 

[iluvparis]

Just got super liked by a legit 9.5

instantly unmatched

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Just got super liked by a legit 9.5

instantly unmatched

 

[iluvparis]

Managed to get the instagram account name before the unmatch:

 

[akkaps]

Managed to get the instagram account name before the unmatch:

Pics of the insta account, or it didn't happen.

^I had to rewrite the above sentence a few times to make it didn't sound gay.

 

[FoolCat]

Link pls

 

[King Elvis]

Ps. Matched a transgender. Whoop. Made it.

Sent from my SM-N910G using Tapatalk

I accidentally did that recently - what made it worse, she's the receptionist at a non-masturbation, totally legit, massage joint I sometimes go to :|

 

[GWBogan]

Lol not sure if guy or girl
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Bombers 2003 likes this.

 

[BALKAN]

Managed to get the instagram account name before the unmatch:

Link pls

 

[Cruyff14]

I'd much rather my parents know I'm taking drugs then shagging fatty's.

The most ashamed I've ever been is having to walk this fatty out the front door (past mum having her sunday morning coffee) to the bus stop when I was about 20.

This bird was ******* huge. Maybe 5 foot tall, and easily 100kg, probably 120kg. I don't even think I shagged her. I think I passed out before we could get to business. I hope I passed out.

Yeah, that's a pretty bad mix.

What about taking drugs than shagging fatty's?

 

[The Passenger]

What about taking drugs than shagging fatty's?

It's been known to happen :/ The drugs distort the memory... conveniently.

 

[Starburns_]

I accidentally did that recently - what made it worse, she's the receptionist at a non-masturbation, totally legit, massage joint I sometimes go to :|

So no pain on the dimmies then?

 

[King Elvis]

So no pain on the dimmies then?

Unfortunately, we haven't formed that connection as yet.

 

[RU_]

It finally worked.

 

[BALKAN]

you must have 8.5/10 facial aesthetics.

Or she'll give you a gobby for some pills.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

you must have 8.5/10 facial aesthetics.

Or she'll give you a gobby for some pills.

Win/win then.

 

[Rough_Edges]

>reinstall tinder
>have 14 matches
>use my right swipes
>get another 15 matches
>reaction

 

[Joker91]

>reinstall tinder
>have 14 matches
>use my right swipes
>get another 15 matches
>reaction

How many of them are fakes? The bots are getting harder to spot

 

[BALKAN]

>reinstall tinder
>have 14 matches
>use my right swipes
>get another 15 matches
>reaction

Average weight of said matches?

 

[PaddyO]

and dont forget chloroform.

made that mistake once

never again*


*@PaddyO thoughts on this post?

WTF?

 

[Rough_Edges]

Had a feeling id be able to drag you back with that one

 

[ash_1050]

Average weight of said matches?

I matched with 1200kgs over the last week. Any guesses to how many girls that is?

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

I matched with 1200kgs over the last week. Any guesses to how many girls that is?

Well the average female weighs 70kg, according to the figure I just made up, so I'm going to guess 17.14 girls?

 

[King Elvis]

Had a feeling id be able to drag you back with that one

I hope the ex isn't one of those matches!