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Forgot about this thread, I have a tale to share with you guys.

Match with a decent looking Asian girl on Bumble. Very obviously a hookup profile - references to kinks and bdsm etc.

First message was very to the point, asks to hook up in about her 2nd message.

After a bit more talking to establish it wasn't a scam (swapping social media etc), I agree. Seems legit, she works at a very religious school.

I drive to her apartment and within about 5 minutes of conversation she shares with me her goal: to **** a 100 guys for the year. She says "I'm up to 91 so far, you'll be number 92".

Pretty impressive given it was only October and we had been in lockdown most of the year.

My first thought is damn, STDs and shit. But I shrug that thought off pretty quickly and figure I'll wrap it up tight.

I'd almost describe her as a sex geek, crazy amounts of gadgets etc on hand, even has a video blog about her ventures.

I won't go into too much more detail but let's just say her experience definitely showed. I've got a pretty vanilla history so I was definitely branching out a little bit.

The kicker was when she told me she banged a guy with the same name as me the night before, and in a toss up between me and another guy she was talking I got the nod because she thought she'd like to "bang 2 Harry's in a row".

After a couple rounds she kicks me out at 9:30 and gets back to marking papers. I guess getting some random new D every other night is her release from the busy teacher life :shrug:
 
Sketi said:
Forgot about this thread, I have a tale to share with you guys.

Match with a decent looking Asian girl on Bumble. Very obviously a hookup profile - references to kinks and bdsm etc.

First message was very to the point, asks to hook up in about her 2nd message.

After a bit more talking to establish it wasn't a scam (swapping social media etc), I agree. Seems legit, she works at a very religious school.

I drive to her apartment and within about 5 minutes of conversation she shares with me her goal: to fu** a 100 guys for the year. She says "I'm up to 91 so far, you'll be number 92".

Pretty impressive given it was only October and we had been in lockdown most of the year.

My first thought is damn, STDs and sh*t. But I shrug that thought off pretty quickly and figure I'll wrap it up tight.

I'd almost describe her as a sex geek, crazy amounts of gadgets etc on hand, even has a video blog about her ventures.

I won't go into too much more detail but let's just say her experience definitely showed. I've got a pretty vanilla history so I was definitely branching out a little bit.

The kicker was when she told me she banged a guy with the same name as me the night before, and in a toss up between me and another guy she was talking I got the nod because she thought she'd like to "bang 2 Harry's in a row".

After a couple rounds she kicks me out at 9:30 and gets back to marking papers. I guess getting some random new D every other night is her release from the busy teacher life :shrug:
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That would have been quite the eye opener for you all round by the sounds of it.

Did she do a video blog after each person?
 
owen87 said:
That would have been quite the eye opener for you all round by the sounds of it.

Did she do a video blog after each person?
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Nah different topics. I think she said she's waiting to crack the tonne and then will do a mega episode after that.
 

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I believe it was more an expression of being public-spirited and wanting to assist the lass achieve her lofty goal.

Any Bay remnants should be catered for by double-bagging then having a pee and good soapy wash immediately afterward.

At least that's what I surmise. Could be wrong.
 
akkaps said:
Quick vent about a girl I matched with on Hinge about 2hrs ago. She likes my pic of me smoking shisha, and we start chatting about movies.
She then diverts the convo about how her cousin is really desperate on these apps and he push to get socials so quickly and one night stands, etc. We that it’s a bad look and the negative impact it has on Indian guys and the stereotype behind. I agree, talk maturely about the situation and appreciate the maturity in the convo. She says that she matched with someone yesterday that wanted to meet for a date today. Saying that it was too early to meet up and that if needed time. I realize the guy is a friend of mine that she is referring to, and she give me his name.
Then the convo goes on and she commends me for my honesty and that I’m using the apps to date rather than meaningless sex. At the end, she’s like “ I’m going to unmatch you”. And im like WHAT A fu**EN HYPOCRITE. She tries to apologise but still. No wonder guys are quick to get girls numbers or socials or dates, because you wanna fu**en ghost at a fu**en drop of a fu**en hat. What a fu**en b*tch. You are part of the fu**en problem. Don’t act high and ******* mighty about it. fu**en b*tch
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Shisha bro
 
ash_1050 said:
Somewhat related a couple years ago I was briefly hooking up with a girl who wanted to sleep with a guy from each letter of the alphabet. She banged a guy at a festival simply because his name started with 'O' and 'O' names are hard to find in this day and age.
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"Hi, my name is Xylophone but my friends call me Zeke"
 

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ash_1050 said:
Somewhat related a couple years ago I was briefly hooking up with a girl who wanted to sleep with a guy from each letter of the alphabet. She banged a guy at a festival simply because his name started with 'O' and 'O' names are hard to find in this day and age.
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I wonder if her real name was ABCDE (pronounced 'absidee')
 
I deleted the apps after a few years of basically doing SFA on em but having them there. Have started seeing a girl recently to which I don't think will work out.

Could be time to re-download the apps FFS.
 
AFDogs said:
I deleted the apps after a few years of basically doing SFA on em but having them there. Have started seeing a girl recently to which I don't think will work out.

Could be time to re-download the apps FFS.
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Sketi said:
Fast-forwarding to my current situation. Three dates with the first person I've been genuinely keen on quite a while. Good looking, charismatic, successful. Seems I'm being ghosted... not the right one I guess.

Hate it say it but I think my over-keenness f**ked me.
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Onto the next one.

Nothing wrong with being open, direct, vulnerable and honest about being keen.

If that turns them off and they'd rather play games, then good luck to em. (Unless you're literally spamming them all day or something).
 
chunkylover53 said:
Onto the next one.

Nothing wrong with being open, direct, vulnerable and honest about being keen.

If that turns them off and they'd rather play games, then good luck to em. (Unless you're literally spamming them all day or something).
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I've seen Sketi messages, totally normal
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Sketi said:
Fast-forwarding to my current situation. Three dates with the first person I've been genuinely keen on quite a while. Good looking, charismatic, successful. Seems I'm being ghosted... not the right one I guess.

Hate it say it but I think my over-keenness f**ked me.
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I presume this is the hardest part of online dating? It takes time to truly understand and build connections with people, but many seem willing to cut and run after a few interactions. For anyone looking for a life partner, you're not going to know after a few dates. ( unless they are totally nuts)
I guess the other aspect is the physical connection. Seems that sex is a big focus of dating apps. While it's an important part of any relationship, it's not something you can build a genuine relationship around.
 
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