Tool alert!! How about you?

[Runk]

Last Friday night my brother & I went to my cousins Bucks. Basically he's never been a heavy drinker, nor a major rager in any way shape or form but his workmates and other friends were hella keen on getting him blind. Which is what these nights are for.

Anyway, as the night went on a beer wench came along and got everyone beers all night, then a stripper came and then about an hour later another came and did her thing.
It was fairly tacky but the uncomfortable look on his face the whole time was priceless! he he he

As the night went on he was fed more and more booze until it got to the stage where he he literally couldn't talk, unless you consider throwing up a way of communicating. So at about 3am myself, my brother and my cousin (Buck's brother) decided that he'd had enough and it was time to take him home.

All of a sudden one of his "mates" objected to this and started spouting off at us and stated that it was Bucks's night and not ours and that we should let him head out with all of them. This bloke was full but not blind. My brother told the bloke that he wasn't going to get in anywhere (what with spew being all down his shirt) and that we were taking him home, to which this tool's response was "Maybe it should be you who goes home!"

Needless to say this riled us all up, as we couldn't believe this tosser thought he knew what was best for our family, but being the nice blokes we are we told him to P.Off and took the Buck home. Very lucky a punch wasn't thrown all in all.

Spoke to the Buck today and he stated that the guy who get us all worked up was a total ****er, yet a friend of the bride to be and invited him as a nice gesture for her. To quote my cousin "I'll tell his wife to keep him in check at the wedding. He'll be out on his ass if he causes trouble." Dead set Tool. Plus he'll be at the wedding so there already a possible round 2 coming up on the 27/02/04.

How often do you run into people like this? Often? Not enough?

 

[Seb]

Daily.

 

[Dr Sbagman]

How often? Couldn't count the number of times on both hands per day.

 

[Runk]

Examples?

 

[Sheik Mathious]

Is this your first experience with an Essendon supporter?

 

[Runk]

Considering I am one, I doubt it. I don't think bloke even followed footy to tell you the truth cause no one would want him.

 

[Dr Sbagman]

Originally posted by Runknisse
Examples?

Well perhaps not quite in the same style, but the number of stupid people I come across in my occasional job is staggering. Here's a typical conversation.

Moron : "Can you tell me about your scenic cruises?"
Me : "Sure, they're $5, half hour cruises"
Moron : "Oh right, and how much do they cost".
Me : "Five dollars".
Moron : "Right, and how long do they go for?"
Me : "errr.... thirty minutes".

Repeat several times per hour, and you can see how I've come to the conclusion that 90% of the human race is stupid.

 

[Nic]

You do scenic cruises??!? Cool! How much and for how long?

I don't seem to have the tool-attracting capacity some of you appear to have. Maybe if I left the house occasionally.

 

[pav_is_god]

People are stupid!!!

 

[tribey]

Originally posted by Runknisse
All of a sudden one of his "mates" objected to this and started spouting off at us and stated that it was Bucks's night and not ours and that we should let him head out with all of them. This bloke was full but not blind. My brother told the bloke that he wasn't going to get in anywhere (what with spew being all down his shirt) and that we were taking him home, to which this tool's response was "Maybe it should be you who goes home!"

Needless to say this riled us all up, as we couldn't believe this tosser thought he knew what was best for our family, but being the nice blokes we are we told him to P.Off and took the Buck home. Very lucky a punch wasn't thrown all in all.

Ah, an anti-Bouncer.

 

[Pessimistic]

Enjoy it.

A wedding without a family fight is like chips without vinegar

 

[Mr X]

Originally posted by Dr Sbagman
Well perhaps not quite in the same style, but the number of stupid people I come across in my occasional job is staggering. Here's a typical conversation.

Moron : "Can you tell me about your scenic cruises?"
Me : "Sure, they're $5, half hour cruises"
Moron : "Oh right, and how much do they cost".
Me : "Five dollars".
Moron : "Right, and how long do they go for?"
Me : "errr.... thirty minutes".

Repeat several times per hour, and you can see how I've come to the conclusion that 90% of the human race is stupid.

Sounds like Homer in the Halloween episode where he ate the brocoli and died. He got to heaven and saw St Peter:

SP "You have never done a good deed in your life. I will give you one last chance to get into heaven, you have 24 hours to do 1 good deed"

Homer "Um....I missed the number of hours and the number of good deeds"

 

[Runk]

More like Homer and the Blisstonians.

 

[Arden]

Originally posted by Mr X
Sounds like Homer in the Halloween episode where he ate the brocoli and died. He got to heaven and saw St Peter:

SP "You have never done a good deed in your life. I will give you one last chance to get into heaven, you have 24 hours to do 1 good deed"

Homer "Um....I missed the number of hours and the number of good deeds"

Or the episode where Lisa goes to Washington for the speaking contest.

Homer: Miss, what does the I stand for?
Guide: Important
Homer: And the V?
Guide: Very
Homer: And what about the P?
Guide: Person
Homer: And what was the I again?

The sad thing is there are really people like that around.

 

[Carlos]

I have spent the last 8+ years working in customer service related jobs as well as playing 3-4 nights in bands across Melbourne concurently.

You betchya arse i've encountered frigwhits like this. I could write 10,000 words on them.

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Originally posted by Arden
The sad thing is there are really people like that around.

Sadly true. At work today we were quite busy and I was in the kitchen, choppng up some vegies when the phone rang. I was closest, so I answered it.

Me: Pizza Pronto, how can I help you?
Person: I'd like a pizza, please.

I could hardly talk for laughing and neither could my boss when I told him.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

you can either make a fuss about ppl in this world or you can shut up and ignore them and get on with your life.

Welcome to reality, Runknisse

 

[Runk]

Yeah, ta.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Originally posted by Sheik Mathious
Is this your first experience with an Essendon supporter?

More likely a C/scum supporter or Weagle.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Originally posted by goaldrush
you can either make a fuss about ppl in this world or you can shut up and ignore them and get on with your life.

Welcome to reality, Runknisse

Reality?,Suzi.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Bombers 2003
Reality?,Suzi.

Yes, Bombers 2003, reality. I am sure you do things other than chat on the internet.

 

[Port1978]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Yes, Bombers 2003, reality. I am sure you do things other than chat on the internet.

Unlike you then, eh Suze?

 

[_espoir]

i always get that on the phone..

"hello camera discounters"

..."do you sell cameras?"

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by port1978
Unlike you then, eh Suze?

I have been away from the computer since Sunday afternoon. I do have a life other than going on the net.

I have been getting myself organised for my course that I start next week.

 

[TheGreatCoranzo]

Originally posted by goaldrush
I have been away from the computer since Sunday afternoon. I do have a life other than going on the net.

I have been getting myself organised for my course that I start next week.

You mean the one you failed last year?