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Banter TRTTT Part 15: David KOCH on Epstein List!!!1111!!!!!!!

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Our little cul-de-sac ended up on the six o'clock news tonight lol.

Sitting at home around 10.30pm when I heard this almighty BANG! Next thing, screaming and flashing lights everywhere. Must've been 20 cops across the street. Even plain-clothes. Turns out young fella had a few warrants out.

F dat guy. Dodgy bastard ran through my backyard and busted my carport gate! Love how 7 used the back of my joint from over the neighbour's fence as the cover image lmao

Really wished they cut to a shot of the dude's monkeys...



The irony of someone getting nicked at the crack whore and drug dealer’s joint. I mean, all the shit that goes on there - drugs, prostitution, petty crime. They’re making pornos in there now, apparently (even tho she's six months up the duff.) The absolute state of their house. Pure ghetto…

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P.S. Window boarded up coz someone put a chair through it that morning (last week, it was a brick drive-by at 6am and six windows smashed.)
P.P.S. The night before, some cracked out bitch swung by to get her $200 back. They ripped her off, apparently. Gave em til next Tuesday or she's coming back with a vengeance.
 
Just became aware of the fact the lead singer of Toto (🎶 I bless the rains down in Africaaa) is the son of GOAT movie composer John Williams (Star Wars, Jaws, E.T., Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, Home Alone, Harry Potter and the Philanderer’s Fiddle, and many many more).

As someone who knows a lot of pointless, useless, ‘might come in handy if I ever find myself at a quiz night on the evening of a full blood moon’ factoids, how this one escaped me for so long is cause for deep introspection.
 
Just became aware of the fact the lead singer of Toto (🎶 I bless the rains down in Africaaa) is the son of GOAT movie composer John Williams (Star Wars, Jaws, E.T., Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, Home Alone, Harry Potter and the Philanderer’s Fiddle, and many many more).

As someone who knows a lot of pointless, useless, ‘might come in handy if I ever find myself at a quiz night on the evening of a full blood moon’ factoids, how this one escaped me for so long is cause for deep introspection.
Not the original singer though so be careful on the quiz night.

The original singer did more coke than Rick James.
 

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Speaking of the original singer it got me curious.. Jeezus



"Hasn't Africa suffered enough" gave me the giggles


he has less lung capacity than those cautionary tales from the front of a cigarette packet
 

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You know thinking about the OceanGate disaster it actually isn't a bad way to go

-Instant human meat cloud at depth
-So quick there's no chance of the brain registering anything let alone pain
-Nothing for anyone to clean up
-No need to scatter ashes in the ocean you are the ocean

Rush got away scot-free with the perfect self annihilation
 
Lady responsible for Adelaide councils culture and bullshit, wants to come back and make it even worse.
I’m currently touring Europe, the way they use the parklands in places like Paris is exactly how it should be done.

The perfect balance and for EVERYONE!
 
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