I've been watching AFL for 30+ years, and hopefully not the only fan incredibly frustrated by the inconsistent and frankly discretionary way the game is umpired in recent times.
Almost every contest seems up to the umpire's personal interpretation whether to give holding the ball, holding the man, deliberate out of bounds or other concocted rationale for blowing the whistle. Now we see the regular spectacle of the umpire blowing the whistle and every player stopping in anticipation to hear which direction the free is going. If the players, spectators and commentators alike can't anticipate which way the free will be given the game becomes a farce at the whim of yellow-shirted directors rather than a contest of athletes. Not necessarily having a go at the umpires as it is a tough gig and I'm sure I couldn't do any better. But it is a blight on the game that the rules require so much interpretation as to make consistent umpiring so difficult.
A small example I noted from last night's match Richmond v Port match (no sour grapes here - just a reflection on blatant inconsistency of rules application):
Second quarter, 12 minutes left to play. Nathan broad
punches the ball through for a rushed behind, a free was (correctly) given as the ball was punched more than 9 metres from goal.
Third quarter, 18:45 to play. Aliir Aliir
punches the ball through for a rushed behind from nearly the exact same position (10m from goal). No free given.
Some other examples:
Third Quarter, 7:45 to play. Charlie Dixon
takes possession, takes on the tackler, drops the ball, play on called. Keen eyed lip-readers can see Damian Hardwick exclaim "WHAT THE F***?" from the coaches box. Similar sentiments went through my head.
Fourth Quarter, 18:45 to play. Charlie Dixon
tackled with the ball, stands up in the tackle and disposes of the ball correctly. Paid Holding the ball as he did not "immediately" dispose of the ball - however the umpires nearly ALWAYS allow the player a few seconds to dispose of the ball (or more often just drop the ball and not be penalised).
Fourth Quarter, 11:00 to play. Charlie Dixon
takes the ball out of the ruck, is spun in the tackle as he THROWS the ball once to himself, and then again to open grass. Play on is called (baffling).
Am I obsessed with Charlie Dixon
and his glistening, muscular arms? Yes, but that is beside the point. The only time Dixon was penalised for HTB was when he correctly disposed of the ball. If that is the law of the game, then the law is an ass.
TL : DR
There are too many rules requiring split-second interpretation by the umpires. Please eliminate three.
PS I am not a crackpot
Almost every contest seems up to the umpire's personal interpretation whether to give holding the ball, holding the man, deliberate out of bounds or other concocted rationale for blowing the whistle. Now we see the regular spectacle of the umpire blowing the whistle and every player stopping in anticipation to hear which direction the free is going. If the players, spectators and commentators alike can't anticipate which way the free will be given the game becomes a farce at the whim of yellow-shirted directors rather than a contest of athletes. Not necessarily having a go at the umpires as it is a tough gig and I'm sure I couldn't do any better. But it is a blight on the game that the rules require so much interpretation as to make consistent umpiring so difficult.
A small example I noted from last night's match Richmond v Port match (no sour grapes here - just a reflection on blatant inconsistency of rules application):
Second quarter, 12 minutes left to play. Nathan broad
PLAYERCARDSTART
35
Nathan Broad
- Age
- 32
- Ht
- 192cm
- Wt
- 86kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.7
- 3star
- K
- 7.3
- 3star
- HB
- 4.3
- 3star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
- MG
- 192.9
- 3star
- D
- 12.3
- 3star
- K
- 8.3
- 3star
- HB
- 4.0
- 3star
- M
- 4.1
- 4star
- T
- 1.0
- 2star
- MG
- 192.9
- 3star
- D
- 12.8
- 4star
- K
- 8.4
- 4star
- HB
- 4.4
- 4star
- M
- 3.2
- 4star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Third quarter, 18:45 to play. Aliir Aliir
PLAYERCARDSTART
21
Aliir Aliir
- Age
- 31
- Ht
- 194cm
- Wt
- 96kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 15.2
- 4star
- K
- 9.3
- 4star
- HB
- 5.9
- 4star
- M
- 5.2
- 5star
- T
- 1.9
- 4star
- MG
- 240.9
- 4star
- D
- 11.0
- 3star
- K
- 6.0
- 2star
- HB
- 5.0
- 3star
- M
- 3.0
- 3star
- T
- 2.0
- 3star
- D
- 13.0
- 4star
- K
- 6.4
- 3star
- HB
- 6.6
- 4star
- M
- 3.8
- 4star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
- MG
- 158.4
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Some other examples:
Third Quarter, 7:45 to play. Charlie Dixon
PLAYERCARDSTART
22
Charlie Dixon
- Age
- 35
- Ht
- 200cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.9
- 3star
- HB
- 4.7
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
- G
- 1.6
- 5star
- D
- 10.5
- 3star
- K
- 7.0
- 3star
- HB
- 3.5
- 2star
- M
- 5.0
- 5star
- T
- 1.5
- 2star
- G
- 2.5
- 5star
- D
- 8.2
- 2star
- K
- 4.4
- 2star
- HB
- 3.8
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- G
- 0.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Fourth Quarter, 18:45 to play. Charlie Dixon
PLAYERCARDSTART
22
Charlie Dixon
- Age
- 35
- Ht
- 200cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.9
- 3star
- HB
- 4.7
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
- G
- 1.6
- 5star
- D
- 10.5
- 3star
- K
- 7.0
- 3star
- HB
- 3.5
- 2star
- M
- 5.0
- 5star
- T
- 1.5
- 2star
- G
- 2.5
- 5star
- D
- 8.2
- 2star
- K
- 4.4
- 2star
- HB
- 3.8
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- G
- 0.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Fourth Quarter, 11:00 to play. Charlie Dixon
PLAYERCARDSTART
22
Charlie Dixon
- Age
- 35
- Ht
- 200cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.9
- 3star
- HB
- 4.7
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
- G
- 1.6
- 5star
- D
- 10.5
- 3star
- K
- 7.0
- 3star
- HB
- 3.5
- 2star
- M
- 5.0
- 5star
- T
- 1.5
- 2star
- G
- 2.5
- 5star
- D
- 8.2
- 2star
- K
- 4.4
- 2star
- HB
- 3.8
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- G
- 0.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Am I obsessed with Charlie Dixon
PLAYERCARDSTART
22
Charlie Dixon
- Age
- 35
- Ht
- 200cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.9
- 3star
- HB
- 4.7
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
- G
- 1.6
- 5star
- D
- 10.5
- 3star
- K
- 7.0
- 3star
- HB
- 3.5
- 2star
- M
- 5.0
- 5star
- T
- 1.5
- 2star
- G
- 2.5
- 5star
- D
- 8.2
- 2star
- K
- 4.4
- 2star
- HB
- 3.8
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- G
- 0.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
TL : DR
There are too many rules requiring split-second interpretation by the umpires. Please eliminate three.
PS I am not a crackpot







