Up the Arse! Goons Thread

[Marc Murphy]

I think that Wenger has some metric to determine when he starts talking in weeks rather than months. For instance 3 months is not a matter of weeks, but 2 months, AKA 9 weeks, is a matter of weeks. So when he says Wilshere and Cazorla are a question of weeks he probably means less than three months.

 

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ffs

 

[glenferry23]

That's pathetic.

 

[kreglze]

People really need to get a life.

 

[PendlePie]

Leicester City manager Claudio Ranieri has reacted coolly to questions regarding the stresses of being top of the Premier League, claiming his side's job is already done while a loss for Arsenal would be “a disaster”.

At his own press conference, Arsene Wenger said that nerves could start to play on Ranieri's men due to being at the top of the table for so long, but the Italian took the opportunity to direct the pressure back to the Gunners.

“Maybe it's a key match for him, but not for us,” Ranieri said. “The pressure is on Arsenal because Arsene spends a lot of money every year and if they don't win it is a disaster.

“People want to put pressure on us because at the beginning they said: 'OK Leicester sooner or later will drop down'.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1862/pr...title-itll-be-a-disaster-ranieri?ICID=HP_BN_7

Quality response from Ranieri. He's spot on. The pressure is squarely on us this weekend.

 

[kreglze]

They are still on top of the league win, lose or draw.

The pressure is on us. Big time.

 

[glenferry23]

They're on top, the pressure is on those chasing them.

 

[windyhill]

No pressure on Arsenal, this is how they head **** us. No danger of going on top = thumping win. I hope your bets are on boys,you were told.

 

[HODGEYROAD]

I think we will edge this provided Wenger's team selection is right but I still don't think we will win the title, with trips to OT, WHL, Goodison, Upton Park & Etihad remaining.

 

[mikeh]

Whatever Wenger says and whatever the result of Sundays game, we are still playing catch up football. If Leicester pinch all three points we can kiss it goodbye.

 

[Ozil]

We'll flog them and find some other way to bottle it.

 

[HODGEYROAD]

A chance to move 10 points above 5th tonight and the clubs ambition is all but achieved for another campaign.

 

[Marc Murphy]

No Gabriel for Leicester

 

[undefined]

No body fat whatsoever on Gabriel. Footballers, not bodybuilders, should be most appraised when it comes to physical appearance.

 

[bok_party]

Is it true Ozil rejected a contract offer?

 

[PendlePie]

No Gabriel = we're ******.

Watch Flamini and Ox start also.

 

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Cech; Bellerin, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal; ____, Ramsey; ____, Özil, Alexis; Giroud

 

[Shoei]

No body fat whatsoever on Gabriel. Footballers, not bodybuilders, should be most appraised when it comes to physical appearance.

Or you could just let people be whatever physical appearance they wish.

 

[PendlePie]

Arsenal 0-2 Leicester

We name Flamini, Ox and Mertesacker. But we start strongly. Very strongly. A few unfinished chances in the first 15 minutes, before Leicester turn an Oxlade-Chamberlain turnover into a goal through Vardy - who leaves Mertesacker on his ass in the process.

We'll press hard for the equaliser, the boos will ring while Oxlade-Chamberlain and the totally ineffectual Flamini have no influence on the match, before Mahrez zig zags through our non-existent midfield and squares to Vardy for a tap in to finish it.

Spurs then trounce City 3-1 to really make it a morning to forget.

 

[Marc Murphy]

No body fat whatsoever on Gabriel. Footballers, not bodybuilders, should be most appraised when it comes to physical appearance.

He could be carrying a lot of fat in that goatee

 

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Or you could just let people be whatever physical appearance they wish.

Is exactly what someone with great insecurity regarding their appearance would say.

 

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Arsenal 0-2 Leicester

We name Flamini, Ox and Mertesacker. But we start strongly. Very strongly. A few unfinished chances in the first 15 minutes, before Leicester turn an Oxlade-Chamberlain turnover into a goal through Vardy - who leaves Mertesacker on his ass in the process.

We'll press hard for the equaliser, the boos will ring while Oxlade-Chamberlain and the totally ineffectual Flamini have no influence on the match, before Mahrez zig zags through our non-existent midfield and squares to Vardy for a tap in to finish it.

Spurs then trounce City 3-1 to really make it a morning to forget.

The optimist in me says we'll easily dispose of Leicester.

The realist in me agrees with you, 100%

 

[Shoei]

Is exactly what someone with great insecurity regarding their appearance would say.

Or someone that isn't a judgmental ****.

 

[undefined]

Or someone that isn't a judgmental ****.

More of an honest ****, actually.

 

[HODGEYROAD]

The Pace of the Big German should keep Vardy in Check.