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[The Slitherin' Snake]

Old stock is pretty standard for Heritage. Never tees up anything new

 

[Destination A Grade]

Old stock is pretty standard for Heritage. Never tees up anything new

I'm running with the 120kg. Last i saw of him he was sweating all over some chick who didn't want a bar of him in the corner of Motel.

I think he just waits outside the toilet and blocks there path. Quite sad really.

PS. I had a two week ban imposed by the establishment. 1 week to go.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

I'm running with the 120kg. Last i saw of him he was sweating all over some chick who didn't want a bar of him in the corner of Motel.

I think he just waits outside the toilet and blocks there path. Quite sad really.

PS. I had a two week ban imposed by the establishment. 1 week to go.

Yep, that sounds like Heritage.

Just out of interest, will you now be changing your name to "Destination B Grade"???

 

[Slay Master G]

Destination B Grade and TBP

I think you'll find that young Heritage has a fine record at the Motel, he finds it hard these days as most of the birds there are his old stock.

Nothing wrong with resorting to old stock, always good to fine tune your game.

 

[Slay Master G]

Old stock is pretty standard for Heritage. Never tees up anything new

Does anybody know whether Jordan Lloyd from Old Essendon has recovered from his bout of Oestietis Plumpis, apparently he caught it from the red headed team mate and has been harrassing fatties ever since.

 

[Destination A Grade]

Just out of interest, will you now be changing your name to "Destination B Grade"???

Does raise an interesting question. Now that we are there again, will we yo-yo or not.

Typically we come up, have a half decent year, then the year after struggle to win a game.

 

[Destination A Grade]

Does anybody know whether Jordan Lloyd from Old Essendon has recovered from his bout of Oestietis Plumpis, apparently he caught it from the red headed team mate and has been harrassing fatties ever since.

This red headed team mate isn't a relation of Old Ivanhoe's Stuart Low is he?? More round women you will never find.

 

[the freak]

Big Jorgy doesn't eat pies at half time but what I can tell you is that he has a pie warmer connected to the cigarette lighter in his car via a cable to the boot.

Whenever Jorgy goes on holiday, he puts pies in the warmer and when her arrives at the location, he has several hot meat pies. I think he had a $5,000 conversion done to his car to allow this.

Slay Master G it seems as though you know big jorgy pretty well, is it true he sells his own pies at vic uni in footscray to undercut the tuck shop???
I here he opens the back of his station wagon and sits there with his own cash register his beloved pie warmers waiting for a sale! I've heard it's his sole source of income aswell as his youth allowance!

 

[annoying_child]

There is no doubt that collegians fc is going to have to do a pretty hard pre season if big jorgy and heritage are going to get into some shape.
I would have thought that while is was under the knife getting is knee fixed they could have done some quick work on his beak. Its massive. Almost like a cartoon character.

 

[Trapper]

Alphonse, I read in the local rag that NOBS will be known as COBS as in catholic old boys, rather than the NOBSPC that you have mentioned on this site. Is there any truth in this or has the local paper got the facts wrong once again?

 

[Slay Master G]

Slay Master G it seems as though you know big jorgy pretty well, is it true he sells his own pies at vic uni in footscray to undercut the tuck shop???
I here he opens the back of his station wagon and sits there with his own cash register his beloved pie warmers waiting for a sale! I've heard it's his sole source of income aswell as his youth allowance!

Not sure about that.

It seems that you know him pretty well also. Perhaps we might have crossed paths before?

 

[Knight Rider]

RESULTS OF THE VAFA FORUM IN SYDNEY

1. Knight Rider was voted the inaugural president of the VAFAPA, free to join for all VAFA players and will get you a permanant spot on Knighter's guest list at Room in Hawthorn. Check the VAFA website

2. The Big Pineapple was very happy to see me on Sunday morning

3. Still no word on the identity of Brian Speaking

4. Destination A Grade to be banned from Motel for being a serial pest

BP & KR, have I missed anything?

Everything seems in order Master G, which is more than can be said for my head! Got back late yesterday from sydney after catching up with an acquitance and went straight to training. 3 chunders later I was feeling my usual self!

As inaugural president of the VAFAPA, I'm hosting a party this friday nite at Motel with everyone here more than welcome to join me.

Just drop the name "Knighta" at the door and you'll be sweet.

 

[annoying_child]

Everything seems in order Master G, which is more than can be said for my head! Got back late yesterday from sydney after catching up with an acquitance and went straight to training. 3 chunders later I was feeling my usual self!

As inaugural president of the VAFAPA, I'm hosting a party this friday nite at Motel with everyone here more than welcome to join me.

Just drop the name "Knighta" at the door and you'll be sweet.

Just don't drop the name Heritage at the door.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

Just don't drop the name Heritage at the door.

And you'll definitely be kb'd.

 

[Slay Master G]

If you knew Heritage as I do, you'd know that he has no problem at Motel or any night spots for that matter.

He seems to get far too much air time on this forum for a bloke that has been out of the game for some time.

 

[The Slitherin' Snake]

Does anybody know whether Jordan Lloyd from Old Essendon has recovered from his bout of Oestietis Plumpis, apparently he caught it from the red headed team mate and has been harrassing fatties ever since.

That wasn't quite as severe as the chronic bout of DVBT he overcame in mid 2004. This kid has got character

 

[Slay Master G]

First night on the track for the Lions this evening with a hit off 6-a-side cricket at Wesley Prahran. A few boom recruits to be unveilled.

 

[Petrov]

Whisper is the new Football Operations Manager at VAFA is a player from Old Haileybury who was on their 2005 list.

 

[Scribe2]

Well there goes my job

 

[Scribe2]

Please tell me it's The Foo

 

[Scribe]

Please tell me it's The Foo

Were that the case, then a significant re-vamp of the canteen @ HQ and a loosening of the Smokefree policy of the VAFA would be in the pipeline.

It's actually Jeremy Bourke.

 

[Petrov]

Bourke will have to retire with his new role and the word is that Boff's knee is still wonky so Scribe 2 might just get his wish and see all 150kgs of Foo playing FF in the Seniors down at the Badlands.

 

[annoying_child]

i thought heritage was bad at football until i saw him play cricket. embarrasing!
For the record he looked every bit of 120kgs he is weighing in at. At one stage he made a cricket bat look like a chocolate bar.

 

[sammyg]

At one stage he made a cricket bat look like a chocolate bar.

What are you saying? Did he stick it up his ass and dip it in his chocolate?

 

[Slay Master G]

i thought heritage was bad at football until i saw him play cricket. embarrasing!
For the record he looked every bit of 120kgs he is weighing in at. At one stage he made a cricket bat look like a chocolate bar.

I saw Heritage bat and his cover drives have not lost that magic tough of years gone by. Apparently he strikes them pretty well through square leg of a Saturday evening.
Rumour going around Collegians is that Nic Burrows is so hated by his own team mates that he has been asked by the club to leave, perhaps going to join best mate Trent Skurrie at Old Essendon.

I think the move would be beneficial to all.