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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Just heard on the grapevine that Van Berlo tried to save the Adelaide footy club some money so he told Sando not to worry and did the operation on his collarbone himself.
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I heard he was going to pull a Daniel Chick and just have it removed completely. He wasnt going to be a sissy like Chick though and do it under anaesethic (sp?)
 

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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Indeed, make sure you sleep with one eye open tonight ;)

Van Berlo has a brother, can you imagine the carnage with 2 Van Berlo's in the same side???

Can you think how good we will be when Van Berlo returns?

Van Berlo is also the reason England are out of the world cup.... his next mission is getting rid of the diving cheats.....
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Guys,

this nearly dropped off the page again! I know there will be a big swell in posts on here when the great man returns, but lets start some more facts about Van Berlo:

Van Berlo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Van Berlo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Mad Dog said:
If Van Berlo was John or Ash..........Camilla would be missing 3 teeth and have severe facial bruising.
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:D :thumbsu:
 

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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Nice Mad Dog!!!

Do you think its a coincidence that Dean Cox broke his collarbone just a few weeks after Van Berlo? I don't......

He took his anger out on another player..... He was in Perth last week!

Van Berlo built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Van Berlo met all three bullets with his chin, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Glenno23 said:
Van Berlo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Van Berlo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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The devil went down to West Perth
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man
playing footy and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a footy player too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

Now you play pretty good footy, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a footy of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said my name's Nathan
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Nathan rosin up your hands and play your footy hard
Cause hell's broke loose in West Perth and the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny footy made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his bag
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his hands

Then he pulled the ball across the goals
And he made an [sic] evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Instrumental]

When the devil finished
Nathan said well you're pretty good old son
But just sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

He can beat Brock on the Mountain
Run boys, run another lap
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' at dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no

[Instrumental]

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden footy
On the ground at Nathan's feet

Nathan said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

PerthCrow said:
The devil went down to West Perth
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man
playing footy and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a footy player too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

Now you play pretty good footy, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a footy of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said my name's Nathan
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Nathan rosin up your hands and play your footy hard
Cause hell's broke loose in West Perth and the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny footy made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his bag
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his hands

Then he pulled the ball across the goals
And he made an [sic] evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Instrumental]

When the devil finished
Nathan said well you're pretty good old son
But just sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

He can beat Brock on the Mountain
Run boys, run another lap
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' at dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no

[Instrumental]

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden footy
On the ground at Nathan's feet

Nathan said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been
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WOW!!!!

Round of appluse for PC :thumbsu:
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

geelong_falcons22 said:
why exactly has such a loved friend remained unstickied?
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I believe the thread shall be stickied upon return to his rightful place:

In the 22 players who represent the AFC each week....

Only a few weeks left, until all other AFL players start shivering with fear again.....
 

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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Well, the smugby state of origin just finished. and straight away i was informed. you see, queensland havent won the series since 2002, and guess who mal (your finger) meninga calls in for a major inspirational talk to the queensland team.
yep, thats right...................van berlo
:thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :D
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Glenno23 said:
I believe the thread shall be stickied upon return to his rightful place:

In the 22 players who represent the AFC each week....

Only a few weeks left, until all other AFL players start shivering with fear again.....
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all hail!
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

wishiwas said:
Well, the smugby state of origin just finished. and straight away i was informed. you see, queensland havent won the series since 2002, and guess who mal (your finger) meninga calls in for a major inspirational talk to the queensland team.
yep, thats right...................van berlo
:thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :D
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Whilst giving the speech, he also happened to rob a bank, only for all his money to go towards his cancer cure research, which he has almost completed.
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

geelong_falcons22 said:
all hail!
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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Lonie_from_50 said:
Whilst giving the speech, he also happened to rob a bank, only for all his money to go towards his cancer cure research, which he has almost completed.
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Actually, Lonie from 50, Van Berlo's tears also cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.....

Hence he got the money from the bank. He didn't steal it though, he walked in, and the bank staff were so scared, they gave him the money.
 

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