van Berlo >>>> you

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Haha good work

 

[GRANGE_GSM]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

can some one get the van berlo over here in geelong....we got alot of 5hit to be cleaned out(although van berlo doesnt touch 5hit,he just turns it into gold

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Almost to the 1000th post guys, keep it up!

 

[docker_johnno]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

The AFL site has converted to van Berloism

quality.

 

[janiek]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

i was always worried who we'd get for pav if he ever wanted to return to his beloved crows - the mighty van berlo

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

i was always worried who we'd get for pav if he ever wanted to return to his beloved crows - the mighty van berlo

van Berlo is a Crow for life.

 

[knackers27]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo, a future AFC captain no doubt.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo takes candy from strangers.

The polar ice caps are melting because Van Berlo wants a beach front property.

Van Berlo knows where the Beaumont children are.

Van Berlo goes up the down escalator.

The Dead Sea was only sick before Van Berlo swam in it. And he only swims after eating.

Van Berlo can write his initials in cement after it has set.

Van Berlo's farts smell like perfume.

Van Berlo can open airline peanuts.

Van Berlo once scored a 301 at ten pin bowling.

Van Berlo can travle at the speed of light but chooses not to as his hat keeps blowing off.

 

[Kickin_Goals]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

i was always worried who we'd get for pav if he ever wanted to return to his beloved crows - the mighty van berlo

VB affords you Pav out of his charitability in this you are enriched and are welcome to give thanks and offer yourself to the almighty that is VB.
For all that has past and all that will come to be are conceived in the glory that is his image.
VB the lord, the kingdom, forever.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo is a Crow for life.

Correction, the Crows are van Berloist for life.

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Correction, the Crows are van Berloist for life.

Even if they aren't, they will be reminded of the little **** for said period.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Im assuming "****" means god?

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Im assuming "****" means god?

In your case I'd assume so.That was probably what you were calling him while he was applying some suckage to your pipe.

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

PEOPLE FOR THE LOVE OF HAITI, (AND GOD), CHECK OUT THIS THREAD.THIS IS WHY ADELAIDE SHOULD BE MOVED BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE OFF THE COAST OF AUCKLAND!!.


or preferably any part of New Zealand.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

If VB was applying some suckage to my pipe, one, I would be the envy of all posters on here and secondly, my pipe would now be detached.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

PEOPLE FOR THE LOVE OF HAITI, (AND GOD), CHECK OUT THIS THREAD.THIS IS WHY ADELAIDE SHOULD BE MOVED BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE OFF THE COAST OF AUCKLAND!!.


or preferably any part of New Zealand.

Why post that in this thread? Isnt it pointless, as they would already be in this thread?

VB doesnt like idiots, you should be careful.

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

If VB was applying some suckage to my pipe, one, I would be the envy of all posters on here and secondly, my pipe would now be detached.

Hmmm, I take it he really takes his work seriously then?

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Why post that in this thread? Isnt it pointless, as they would already be in this thread?

VB doesnt like idiots, you should be careful.

Any chance of him ever meeting up with CJ? Might even give him a few pointers on how to play footy.



Now there's a thought.

 

[knackers27]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Jerry, your hatred for Adelaide is very very sad.

 

[mark73]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Jerry, your hatred for Adelaide is very very sad.

I think whats even more sad is how often he appears to suck you people in.Its an internet forum for chrissake, sheesh.

 

[bringbackschwarter5]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Can somebody explain what Van Berlo has done in his lifetime, apart from some stupid Chuck Norris wannabee joke

 

[raikkonen]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Can somebody explain what Van Berlo has done in his lifetime, apart from some stupid Chuck Norris wannabee joke

More than you. Van Berlo doesnt have to explain himself, to anyone.

 

[goDees22]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Can somebody explain what Van Berlo has done in his lifetime, apart from some stupid Chuck Norris wannabee joke

i'm pretty sure the last person who criticised Van Berlo woke up dead. Van Berlo cannot actually die, i saw Dean Brogan run him over in a speeding truck, unfortunately, the truck didn't make it

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Can somebody explain what Van Berlo has done in his lifetime, apart from some stupid Chuck Norris wannabee joke

van Berlo is the reason schawarter needs bringing back.

 

[tribey]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

"Nath's on a motherf#cking plane!"[/Samuel L.]